Schafe

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he/him at a stretch, desperately wanting to be able to stop the pretence of being a human.

Image of Arnold Vosloo from the 1999 film The Mummy
Screen shot of BBC website. Picture of Sooryavanshi the 15 year old Indian Cricketer. Next to headline that reads "Bethell outshines debutant Sooryavanshi, 15, as England beat India."
screen grab of the donald trump stop the count tweet.
screen shot from.bbc frontpage Picture if Keir Starmer with the following text beside it Chris Mason; Why a quick meeting is overshadowing the King's Speech
McDonalds Ba Da Ba Ba Ba I'm lovin' it in the format of the Burger King Logo.
screengrab from bbc front page, photo of a woman looking at camera in a blue top holding her head with a hand above the headline "Can you ever be friends with an ex?" and then the classification that this is a news feature
screen shot of two tweets on bluesky one from andy clark asking who has three thumbs and can't count and the second from Aaron Rupar detailing a press event from US secretary of Transport Dean Duffy where he is blaming the Biden administration.
Dan and Hannah from the BBC Three sitcom siblings. Dan is laid on a sofa with Hannah sat on the floor leaning back onto the sofa obscuring much of Dan's torso.
Screengrab from Forbes beneath the title bar which includes a red box for joining the punlication for $1.50 a week under the business and hollywood & entertainment section of the publication is the Headline. "Olivia Rodrigo's New Album Title Breaks A Longstanding Tradition"
screen grab of an email confirming the order of Prevue meetings & Incentives to go to a Jon Big Dog Schafer
picture of a man in medeval garb and a broadsword fighting a naked skeletal figure armed with a bone club and shield atop dead bodies. Picture is sandwiched by white text on a black background. "What are the four core Character Classes?" above and "Wrong answers only." beneath.
screen grab from the thite house twitter page tweet reads Embrace the penguin with an AI image of Trump and a small penguin who holds an American flag walking towards mountains with a greenland flag. Footsteps between the viewer and the pair suggests Trump has penguin feet.
Tweet from PETA shows an image of a Anthropomorphised fox or squirrel hog tied on a plate with an applle in its mouth under text that reads "Imagine if you were the ine being stuffed for Thanksgiving Dinner. Peta"
Screenshot of a CNBC headline that reads: “How device hoarding by Americans is costing economy.” the subtext reads "Americans are holding ontondevices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and..."
Three panel meme from Spider-Man 2. First Panel Peter Parker "I hope the Dems nominate a good candidate to win the Senate seat in Maine" Second Panel Harry Osborn "Graham Platner once identified as a Communist, and railed against police" Third Panel Peter Parker "You don't need to sell him to me, I said I wanted a good candidate."
Image for Space:Above and Beyond a late 90s tv show with one season. Above a cloudy planet four fighter plane looking space shops fly with the text Space Above and Beyond in the corner
screenshot of the top of the BBC.co.uk frontpage highlighting that 6 of 13 news stories including the main story with biggest prominence are about the Charlie Kirk Shooting.
Picture from bbc website. Trump shaking hands with Kirk above a headline that reads; Killing of trump ally lays bare America's bloody and broken politics.
BBC website screenshot underneath a photo of Trump and Kirk shaking hands is the headlime "Killing of Trump ally lays bare America's bloody and broken politics"
Cover art of the album Full Communism by Downtown boys. Text reads Downtown Boys, Full Communism then pictures of the band in white space above a globe
Cover Art for the Album "Be Gay Have Fun!" By Pinksqueeze. The Title is in white text above a picture of the band with drawn angel wings, crowns, tattoos and crowns in the style of notebook doodles on them and the band's name "pinksqueeze" in white text underneath.
Cover of Martha's 2022 Album "Please Don't Take me back" a man in a face mask and hat with his phone covering his face is stood in the foreground in front of snowy countryside.
Screen grab from BBC homepage for a news story. A picture of Keir Starmer above a headline for an editorial that reads; Chris Mason: Starmer faces pressure to deliver as he tries to strike contrast with Reform
Screengrab from bbc website for a news story headlined "how reform has changed the debate on migration" above which is A picture of Nigel Farage
Screen grab of polygon news reporting. Background is critical role people, mid ground a picture of Brennan Lee Mulligan and im the foreground in a red box in the bottom left corner is text that reads News. Critical Role to stage the greatest unofficial Dimension 20 crossover imaginable. Dropout star Brennan Lee Mulligan is set to lead the next core campaign for the actual play empire
front of a packet of Crispy M&M's the Brown M&M (a humanoid candy wearing high heels and glasses) is saying"block your calendar. We're busy"
Screengrab from the BBC, A pocture of Keir Starmer beneath the Headline "More than 200 MPs call for Starmer to recognise Palesrinian state" with the extra detail "more than 130 Labour MPs anong the signatories piling fresh pressure on PM Sir Keir Starmer."
Screengrab of UK Prime Minister twitter account posting about stopping migrants working illegally. Involving a picture of the silhouette of a bicycling food delivery person with text reading "Delivered by who? our new agreement means the government will share asylum accommodation locations with Deliveroo, Just Eat and Uber Eats. So they'll know if riders are staying there and can take Action.
Screen grab from facebook of suggested questions Meta AI will answer about the post. Two fully legible read 'How did Joe feel after passing?" and "How did Joe Celebrate his passing?"
Screengrab from the BBC website of two news stories on the front page. On the left "Labour wims Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse by-election" on the right "Why Reform was the other big winner in the Hamilton by-election". Reform were third in the election by the way.
Image of text on pictures on an electric pink background from stats.fm spotify review of my May listening. (titled Jon Schafer's May). Circular images if Los Campesinos, Mannequin Pussy and The Postal service as my top three bands/artists lkstened to followed by some more information including the fact my listening is 79% energetic.
Screengrab from the key of the premier league table from the bbc sport website reads. Key Position 1 - 17: UEFA champions league Position 6 - 12 UEFA europa league position 7 UEFA congerence League play offs Position 18 - 20 Relegation
Screengrab of the warhammer new release email. Subject title "Get the Dustpan - Thousand sons arrive"
Onion from Steven Universe
A picture of Danny Devito (short on the left wearing crocs, brown trousers and a dark jacket), Tony Blair (middle, with brown shoes, blue suit and light blue shirt) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (on the right, wearing jeans and a dark blue shirt) stood in front of a pool.
Gif from the chris gethard shows public avcess days. The topicnfor tonight is how sad are you...
Graph from the institute of financial studies report The characteristics and incomes of the top 1% from 2019 which has the top 1% share of national income being just over 6% in 1981 and just under 14% in 2019
Picrure of Miserly cunt of a Prime Minister Keir Starmer above a headline that reads. Starmer says cost of sickness benefits devastating.
Picture of Keir Starmer the regrettable current Prime Minister of the UK with dull lifeless eyes above a headline that reads "Starmer says cost of sickness benefits 'devastating'"
A picture of "The Doctor" a character from Star Trek Voyager. A bald man wearing a black junp suit that is blue around the shoulders and wearing a Star Fleet Delta pinned to his chest.
Wes Streeting, the health secretary, told LBC: "We're different political traditions, but I think we've all been struck by the pace at which President Trump's new administration has come in and made a whole bunch of changes to the way that Washington and the way that government works. "We might look at some of those changes and think, well, they're not quite the changes we would make, from a centre-left perspective, but the speed at which they've operated, we've actually thought, you know what, we can go further and faster. We will, we are. That's what the prime minister's doing."
screen grab of bbc front page. Picture of Presidents Zelensky abd Trump sitting in the oval office alongside a headline that reads 'US-Ukraine agreement shows a deal is never dead with Trump"
screen grab from BBC news website. A picture of a bearded man in sunglasses behind a placard that reads "Never 51st" in red writing. Below the picture is the headline 'Carney talks tough in Trump threat - but can he reset relations' followed by text stating it is from the US & Canada section and published 8 hours ago.
Cover of Illuminati Hotties' album power. Sarah Tudzin sits on a stool against a white background wearing a shirt that is colourful on one side
Carly Rae Jepsen was my top artist of the year via my spotify wrapped. I was in the top 0.01% of fans.
screengrab of old Onion youtube sketch titled "Iron Man trailer to be made into Feature Film" picture depicts a woman dressed as a news ralking head above the graphics for the Entertainment Watch feature and the headline repeated.
Carly Rae Jepsen, Tegan and Sara, The Front Bottoms, Teen Girl Scientist Monthly, Chris Farren, Los Campesinos, Remember Sports, The Regrettes, Hayley Kiyoko, Antarctigo Vespucci, Diet Cig, Ally and AJ, Chloe Moriondo, Illuminati Hotties, Mal Blum, The Greeting Committee, Sidney Nish, Early Riser, Boy Jr, Sophie Cates, Bad Moves, Chastity Belt, Summer Camp, Olivia Rodrigo, The Spook School.
screengrab of my calendar app on my phone setting an even to repeat every year on November 14th. The event in question is The Onion buying Infowars.
Screengrab of a tweet from 27 Jan 2022. Tweet reads "I'd still fuck any of the M&M people if they were down for it. I don't get what the supposed problem is." Tweeted in relation to, the outrage about the female the M&Ms being made less sexy.
Image from the Faction Aja run on Marvel Comics' Hawkeye. Drawing depicts the newspaper Daily Bugle with the headline "Everything Awful" and the subheader "Oh God Somebody do something"
A screengrab from a shipping website a picture of a van alongside text that reads spend £237 more to get free shipping above a barely filled in progress bar
bluesky celebratory image for 10 million users reads celebrating 10M users picture of a party popper 916,739 Bluesky elder certified first 10% joined Sep 8 2023
Picture from Matt Faction and David Aja's Hawkeye run. Picture is off the front page of the Daily Bugle newspaper only the headline is legible and reads "EVERYTHING AWFUL Oh God Somebody Do Something"
screengrab of the bbc website front page, photo of trump hindering his security detail marshalling him away as he raises his fist in the air after he was shot at. Headline says Spray of bullets shatters nation's illusion of security. U.S & Canada
Jacob Rees-Mogg to star in Kardashian-style documentary with family
Cover art from.the Games Workshop game Battlefleet gothic. An Imperial battle ship emerges from the warp, guns blazing with other ships in the distance.
Hubris manifesting wednesday evening
screen grab from bbc website front page. A picture if Nigel Farage at the count of his election win next to the headline "Farage vows to change politics forever after win" classed as a politics story
Floodlights have been switched on at the SEAT unique stadium in bristol at the interval for the England Womens vs New Zealand Womens Cricket One Day International.
my view of the covers on and umbrellas up at the cricket