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Still an ancient astronaut theorist. What can I say, I love my job.

A screenshot of defeated smoking Ben affleck with a Detroit red wings logo on his chest, with the title Hockey Is Back
Madonna making a funny face
Bob Dylan in a tiger striped shirt wearing smoky eyeliner
Andy Robertson laughing at Jordan Pickford
A box of Biz bleach from the 90’d game show Supermarket Sweep
The four time World Cup winners the USWNT
mo Salah, the Egyptian king
A still from the brilliant A24 film Midsommar
Kylie Minogue looking down with a sad expression and her hand over her mouth. (She’s actually moved by the crowd and isn’t really sad)
A picture of a gorgeous bouquet commemorating the opening of the Obama Museum
Photo of my pop harassing the neighbors in their retirement village
A Liverpool Mo Salah jersey hanging on a hook of a closet
Kenny Loggins looking celestial in a peach satin blouse and a glowing orb
A photo of a Jonathan Adler + Michaels diamond art tray in process
Andy Robertson laughing at Jordan Pickford
Mo Salah wearing a crown that fell off the Premier League trophy
Mo Salah’s red Liverpool jersey, hanging from a hook ready for tomorrows last match
The luminosity that is Sarah Paulson
A package of Good News Pregame Gummies in Sour 🍉
Madonna with a plate full of weed
A view from the field at the Chicago stars lady football game There are four Olympians in this picture
Still warm dark chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream and rainbow sprinkles
Former NHL player and forever smokeshow Johnny Oduya
Snoopy reading tarot cards
Mickey Redmond flipping the bird
A view from my seat at the Chicago Stars game today
Mickey Redmond
A spliced photo of human teeth that is insanely disturbing
A screenshot of a transaction at a dispensary, highlighting the great deal I got on edibles for the holiday weekend
A delicious Chipwich ice cream sandwich
A girl dinner of spinach salad and steak fries, with a bottle of San Pellegrino water
Blair Waldorf rolling her eyes Eye eyes
An iPhone warning for the Time Limit, using an hourglass icon. The message reads “you’ve reached your limit on Red Wings”
The Ben affleck smokingbmeme and he has a winged wheel on his shirt
An old timey sticker that looks striking like the child Angel Connor Storrie