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Probably retired TV writer, ASCAP composer & former national cable news producer. Solo developing a pixel art horror game called Sharp Fingers. Might start #gamedev postin’ soon, who knows 🇱🇧/🇺🇸

Lee Greenwood
“Lake of Rot” caption from Elden Ring
‘twater
McConnell speaks to Republican leaders as speculation swirls about his health, remains hospitalized
Stimpy staring at a button he really really wants to press
At 250, Has America Delivered on Its Classical Music Promise?
a man with an egg-shaped head
Aang Funko Pop floating in a magnetic planter
“complimentary mouthwash” dispenser in a restroom
COMPANY BEHIND CALIFORNIA CHEMICAL LEAK WAS BUILDING F-35 PARTS AMID RUSH OF ORDERS FROM U.S. AND ISRAEL The military contractor whose leak displaced 50,000 people makes millions aiding fighter jet production for Lockheed Martin.
Coffee the moment before his submersible implodes in The Abyss
An asteroid discovered days ago will narrowly miss earth
Kena meditates in a forest clearing
Stimpy showing off his booger collection
people on here will tweet anything. "Charlie Brown had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
Jesus
Meme posted by Trump where he’s holding a bunch of Uno wild cards with the caption “I have all the cards”
Fry and a robot Lucy Lui telling each other they’re cute
Sein getting his head pat by Frieren
An ad featuring a woman drinking water by tossing the open mouth of a thermos directly at her face from several inches away
poster for The Breadwinner, a film whose premise is “imagine if a man parented his children”
store page for an upcoming game called I Am Jesus Christ
Ollie & Gus, two punkass little doggies
WIP pixel art game, two little dogs follow a dude in his underwear
JD Vance’s new book cover with the words “finding my way back to faith”
“Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me” meme
The Radiance final boss from Hollow Knight
the OceanGate Titan submersible that imploded
Senshi from Delicious in Dungeon
a WGA residual check for $1.89
Jean Claude Van Damme was supposed to wear the predator suit He quit the movie because they wouldn’t let him do roundhouse kicks
the exec who killed the Buffy reboot, Johnny Longskull
Sudden Valley model home from Arrested Development
Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
Rebecca Black with the lyrics “gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal”
pirate from Captain Phillips saying “look at me, I am the captain, now”
NYT headline “How Long Will You Live?”
scene from Breaking Bad where Walter looks on in horror at the humiliating website his son made for him