Schmalyson

@schmalyson.bsky.social

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She/her, librarian/liberrian Lives near yinz

Green mantis on a light yellow post
9 cute little tomatoes on a butcher block countertop
A small green praying mantis perched on my pointer finger.
A small green praying mantis against green lantana leaves.
Pink cursive on a bathroom wall that states "furries run garfield, but autistic girls run north side, friendship, Bloomfield, Swiss ale, and beyond...'
Some little Sicily tomatoes growing and close to one another.
6 medium to small tomatoes on a countertop
A large-ish jumping spider with bright blue eyes on a brown porch railing.
Large fluffy pink peony blooms on a bush.
Golden baked Mac and cheese in a glass 9x13 cooling on a stovetop.
A cute brunette white lady with dimples standing in her kitchen modeling a textured grey knit sweater.
Skeptical blue heeler in a crate laying on bare plastic with all the blankets shoved out.
3' Christmas tree with multi-color lights and a little Ikea Santa perched near the top.
Small gecko on a glass panel wall against a concrete background in Vieques
Valley View Food Pantry schedule for the next 5 Fridays
A large caterpillar with yellow, black, and white rings hanging off of a green plant with long skinny leaves.
A blue heeler dog giving furtive side eye on top of the back of the couch. (Pre-spelenectomy behavior; I am not rich enough to be going to the vet right now.)
Tuxedo cat sitting on a cement porch looking at a front door.
Post claiming calling someone "bluemaga" is the equivalent of "attacking minority groups".
The remainder of a large piece of toast covered in deviled egg salad and cornichons next to a strip of bacon.
Screenshot of a complete fucking goofball spouting deeply cringe and genocidal nonsense deigning to call other people cringe
3 pink and white blooms and 2 buds opening on an amaryllis in purple wax sitting on a windowsill.
One completed lace hand knit sock and one in progress on a pair of circular needles.
Black knit sweater against a striped blocking mat.
Woman wearing an oversized purple grey sweater with a blue denim heart patch, glasses, and a black hat.
Grey knit sweater spread across a woman's lap.
2 feet in blue pink and purple stripe knit socks on a couch next to a dog
Black knitting yarn with a crimped texture that has been bundled into a skein and tied with brown yarn scraps being held aloft by a woman's hand.
A grey hand knit sweater with loose yarn pieces hanging from the sleeve. It is draped across a woman's lap.
A woman wearing a gray full balaclava so you can only see her eyes and eyeglasses.
Two beginning cookbooks that helped me in my early 20s: Betty Crocker Cooking Basics and Anyone Can Cook.
Baking pan of mac and cheese on a counter.
The first 15 peanut butter kiss cookies (round beige peanut better cookies each topped with a Hershey's kiss) cooling on a plate next to some granulated sugar and unwrapped kisses.
The partially knit body of an in progress grey sweater with a texture pattern held on my lap.
A large pile of oatmeal raisin cookies on a plate.
A 4-pack of the Belgian winter beer N'ice Chouffe, which has an illustration of gnomes by the fire drinking beer and wearing Santa hats.
A decorated Douglas fir in the corner of a room.
A blue heeler dog asleep on the couch with his raccoon-striped tail hanging off the front edge.
My Top 5 artists from Spotify Wrapped: Beyoncé, Kendrick Lamar, Florence and the Machine, Tyler the Creator, and Schoolboy Q.
Package from a portable bidet that says "Trust us, your vagina will thank you."
A TV screen on an audio-only feed visual for the Greenbrier Tip-Off.
A tuxedo cat being too close to someone's face on top of a bed with a white quilt with multi-colored birds.
Handknit fingering sweater with brown and white color work on the yoke.
The Terregator, an autonomous rugged vehicle developed by Carnegie Mellon University in 1984.
Work in progress: Body of a grey knit sweater without arms with blue and white color work.
Sarah Connor in the original Terminator movie in her Jeep with her dog.
Playbill for the musical "& Juliet" at the Benedum Center. It has a giant heart wearing golden headphones.
Tuxedo cat in a bed with his eyes closed and his arms straight out in front of him like Superman.
Grocery sign indicating the price for broccoli has gone from $4.99 to $2.99.
Honey colored knit alpaca sweater with a chunky ribbed neck.
Heart shaped denim patch on knit sweater with white stitching.
Large hand knit grey purple sweater with a hole near the left armpit.
A woman wearing a big hooded pink jumpsuit that covers her from the top of her head to her ankles.
Blue heeler on the forbidden top of the couch carefully avoiding eye contact.
A gray sweater with some white and blue color work being knit on my lap, which is covered in a red blanket.
Kids' coat at Target made of faux black leather and shearling trim.
Tuxedo cat perched weirdly with his/her butt on my porch railing. I think their name is Bonkers.
A tuxedo cat lazily drinking from a pint glass without getting out of his bed.
JD Vance onstage at an outdoor rally with a clear bulletproof surround around him on 3 sides. There is a Secret Service agent in the foreground.