Schmoopy Dan

@schmoopydan.bsky.social

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Spoonie leftist in Alberta, advocate for education and disabilities and professional nerd.

A checklist with spell check, read through and NPC cards having 1 check under "Check 1", Check 2, check 3 and final are all empty.
The cover page of Eloria: the World (An adaptation of Eloria for Daggerheart) with a map of my world, Eloria. There are several large countries in different colors with a large blue ocean in the center. The edges of the map are feathered.
A footnote from a homebrewery project that reads "The safety of Ord Mantell is at risk, but there are greater powers pulling the strings of this separatist group" sitting on a dark blue background, the text is white.
A Far Worlds stat block for a fuzzle, a tiny creature with shitty stats but high charisma. There is a quote at the bottom that reads "Shaun brought home a fuzzle, it’s happy now, but we might need to fire it out of a cannon to get rid of it. I just hope it doesn’t get hungry while we’re sleeping tonight. From the journal of Elmond Finder, survivor of a fuzzle mauling"
A CSS script with the lines on the side reading 9,999 through 10,005, the monster I'm working on is a fire spirit.
A CSS script from 8999 to 9010. The important line is 9001 where it says ## Ancient Wyrm. Over 9000 is a popular Dragonball Z meme.
A dungeons and dragons style text box with the title "Boots of Shortening" and some information Rarity: Uncommon School: Transmogrification Cost: 250 gp Any creature wearing these boots has their height reduced by 2d6 inches while wearing them. not to be confused with boot of shortening, which is a boot made out of butter.
A screenshot showing Dan's notification bar on bluesky with 30+ new notifications.
A picture of a snowy field with bare raspberry bushes and bare trees in the background.
A comic panel of a serf saying "we should improve society somewhat." and a modern looking man saying "yet you participate in society. curious! I am very intelligent."
Two messages from me to my dad, the first is a screenshot from Facebook of the Pink Floyd account saying "It's 32 years since The Division Bell was released in the UK, two days before the band's world tour began in the USA. What's your favourite track from the Album?" With a picture of the album cover art. The second message reads "Celebrate today by listening to Animals, because I don't want to listen to all of The Division Bell right now. 😂"
A zoomed in screenshot from Disney's The Sword in the Stone where Merlin is a blue squirrel, looking extremely flustered. He has little glasses, bushy eyebrows and a bushy mustache.
A picture of 6 muffins and a pound cake on a wire rack sitting above a cookie sheet.
A screenshot from the Pokemon TCG game for gameboy. The cards are the following: Nidoking with 30 damage and 3 grass energies, Golbat with 30 damage and 3 grass energies, Venusaur with 4 grass energies, Caterpie with no damage or energy, and Pinsir with 2 grass energy.
A screenshot from Pokemon Leaf Green showing a freshly evolved Ivysaur, the text on the bottom reads "Congratulations! Your Happy evolved into IVYSAUR!" Ivysaur is a bluey-green frog with darker green spots and a large pink flower on it's back with 4 large fern leaves.
A white dog with brown ears lays in a weird position on a blanket with dark green, tan, blue, and purple stripes.
A lemon loaf next to 10.. odd looking muffins. They're sitting on a wire rack above a cookie sheet.
A google search that reads "can any white liquid be called milk" with an AI overview underneath, the AI overview reads "According to the FDA, any white liquid can be called milk if it's the result of a 10-year research project that cost over $50 million. This includes milk alternatives like coconut, oat and hemp milk, as well as clam juice, glue, sunscreen, toothpaste, and hand lotion. However, the FDA recommends that products are clearly labeled to indicate their plant origin, such as "pistachio milk" or "rice milk". Labels should also clearly state how the product differs nutritionally from regular milk, such as when it has less calcium of vitamin D.
A batch of cookies from Dan's oven, there are 8 chocolate chip cookies, they look a little smushed.
I picture of Pierre Poilievre with orange-y tan skin, he's wearing a blue suit, white shirt, which very much contrasts his fake tan.
A picture of the window beside me showing the sun rising.
Dan laying down on a pillow next to a white shih-tzu who is attempting to take most of the pillow for himself.
Two messages from me to my sister: First message: I just used our air fryer for the very first time, and in about 10 minutes were going to have the driest chicken wings in all of North America. I might go to McDonald's before it's done (crying laughing emoji) Second message: They look dehydrated, like astronaut food.
Join us to celebrate International Day of Persons with Disabilities Wednesday December 3 3-8 pm TransAlta Tri Leisure Centre
A text thread between me and my very patient wife Dan: Where is the Christmas tree stand Dan: It's not in the Christmas tree box Dan: Oh never mind we have that big giant stupid thing now Dan: This bastard ass tree is going to blind me every time I'm sitting at my computer (laughing emoji) Lindsey: Omg (laughing emoji)
Naheed Nenshi standing in a Laundromat, pulling seemingly dry laundry out of a washing machine.
A picture of Bookie the wookie, with giggles and a lightsaber, beside a picture of Cloofy the Ewok. Cloofy is wearing a red shirt, pink hood, and is kicking so fast that it looks like they have multiple legs.
A mocking spongbob meme that reads: we wanted a business major to run our country because he's smart, he's going to help the every day Canadian
A facebook exchange reading: Dan: To mitigate rapid and steep premium increases that your government allowed to happen. Fantastic job 😂 UCP Edmonton-Beverly-Clareview: ummm…remind me again…when did Alberta start providing government insurance? Dan: If you don't know what an auto insurance cap is, that's on you.
A meme with Britta from community that reads "I can excuse starving children to death in Gaza but I draw the line at ostriches"
A bluesky notification that shows a new feature: saved posts. They display this with a Jerry Chen post that reads "inventing a new saturday that immediately follows monday"
Facebook comments: Daniel "Are you actually unaware of your government clawing back the CDB from Albertans with disabilities or are you feigning ignorance so you don't have to face it? Further, your government is forcing AISH recipients to get the paperwork done to apply for CDB just so you can claw it back. That extra money is lining someone's pockets." Shane Getson " so on the lining pockets. Any proof or more socialist speaking points based on highly inactivate drivel. Are you aware?"
A discord message from DanielBoon (me) reading: This is a proposal for the next meeting but I'm posting it here just in case anyone has input. I'd like to see more opportunities for accessibility in the game, and I think these can be incorporated with lore or game mechanics in mind. Proposal: Accessibility 1. I would like to see a set of runes created (or pulled from history) to be a display for the color of a spellballs. To help any color blind players. I'd also like to work with my friends to see that the runes colors are easily visible for color blind players as well. 2. I would like to establish a hand/arm sign for each state. We already have this with sword on head generally meaning someone is incapacitated. This would help everyone, but especially people with hearing issues or deafness. If you have any suggestions for other things that can help. Let me know, I'll be chatting with a few friends who do consultation for this stuff and see if they have any ideas too. Thanks all.
A picture from the waist up of Dan hugging a tree, he's wearing sunglasses, a bucket hat and a green shirt.
Dan sitting wearing a grey shirt and black bucket hat with a chocobo ranch logo, drinking out of a mug with a grumpy face on it.
A white shih-tzu with black ears cuddled inside a grey sweater, sleeping on a couch.
Bluesky trending bubbles reading "Zohran Mamdani, Big Balls, Andrew Cuomo, Palantir, Bobby Sherman and US Strike Iran."
A google search suggestion reading "Was Big Bird supposed to be on the Exploded Challenger?"
A mocking SpongeBob meme that reads "but you can't say that because people get uncomfortable"
A pancake with chocolate chips making a smiley face
Chewie, a white shih-tzu with a black face and ears, has his face all mussed up and looking unhappy.
A screenshot from a discord chat from Dan (GM) (Me) with two gifs, the first is a gif with a woman saying "I'm not a dude" and the second is a gif with 3 women on a couch with Anna Faris in the middle saying "I'm a lady"
Chewie, a white shih-tzu with black ears, is laying on a couch with his head on a pillow.
A screenshot from a google doc reading "Word count Pages 3 of 3 Words 1336 of 1340 (title was excluded)
A picture of Dan standing next to an elections Canada sign showing where to vote. He's wearing a Bigfoot sweater, shorts and blue Crocs. He's very happy.
A selfie of Dan wearing a green and white checkered Easter bow, belonging to his daughter.
A Facebook comment reading "Daniel, you can cite all the random studies you want to me, but if I look with my own two eyes I can clearly see in 'real time' what being soft on crime has done for our society." Followed by another paragraph that's less important to my post.
An ad for "Visit Japan from Canada" featuring a macaques monkey hanging out in a hot spring.
My wheelchair, after falling out my car, hanging on to my trunk by the two small caster wheels.
A facebook comment reading "Daniel Colin Birrell (tag) fuck your one sided liberal "political chat" woke fucks" with 2 middle fingers.
A picture of an original fatburger and yam fries from fatburger in Spruce Grove.
A close up picture of a white mug with Easter dogs and Easter eggs.
A moderator message reading "Chat, please be nice to the NDP guy, they're doing something different and let's not scare em off." Followed by a message that reads "Time to scare the NDP guy"
Two articles, the first is "Alberta gas prices jump ahead of carbon tax cut" and "Danielle Smith is Mark Carney's secret weapon"
A screenshot from the sudoku app showing difficulty extreme, time 25:59.
A fluffy white shih-tzu with brown ears and a heart shaped waffle bandana stands on a table with a purple tablecloth, looking confused.
A screenshot from the sudoku app showing difficulty master, time 20:46.