TimmySchneeks

@schneety.bsky.social

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Turns out it's mostly just dad jokes and puns. Paintin' some little stuff occasionally too. He/Him and doing my best to respect you/yours.

Vizzik Skour, in a #jhbackdrops sewer with a green glow from below. He's wearing muted green and red robes, on a colorful flowery base
Jean-Baptiste Zorg from the fifth element
work in progress of Vizzik's base with some added Fenris Games rubble, painted & drybrushed
Powerade pottle but it says power nap instead
The right arm of a salamander librarian in Terminator armor which is holding a power axe with a molten effect in oranges yellows and reds.
A nighttime starry field with the Big Dipper visible center frame
Batman slapping Robin meme, robin about to yell SIX SEVEN and batman saying NO
Neil the seal fitting right in with the sanctifier kill team and their o faces
A squad of 10 green striking scorpions with many many gems and metal tassely bits. On desert themed bases in front of a desert #jhbackdrops
A sanctifier with his mouth agape in shock
Salamanders bladeguard vets with hot power swords in front of a burning #jhbackdrops
Vizzik Skour, a gnarly old giant rat. He's in blue/green and red/orange robes and tons of little skaven-y chaos-y trinkets and details
Vizzik's base in progress with him temporarily perched on top. The base is primed & muddy, he is mostly painted
Skeletor says "looks like you got 'em all cut" and runs away in the second panel. He knows what he did
X-RAY GOGS so you can see the skeleton crew
Beaker the Muppet with his frazzled spiky orange hair
Vizzik Skour, giant rat work in progress. Pale skin, gnarly brown fur, giant tan/brown horns, and a blue/green ...skirt? There's so much detail left to work on!
Roll Gothica Welcome to the club, Tim
The 6 fingered man I mean the new heresy space marine from warcom
"MORE BEES, INC." logo from a TV production company
Halo dude (don't @ me I never played) Are you a man or a woman? I am a villain What gender are you? Evil. Yeah, but what's in your pants? Doom.
A screenshot of the Skaven Master Moulder. Purely for the name Ian I promise
A Space Wolf in red/green/white to look like the grinch, and a Termagant in browns (and a red/green gun) with a reindeer antler on his head and a smaller piece that the grinch sawed off on the ground. They're in front of some blue 3d printed tyranid terrain and a #JHBackdrops book
ADVISORY: GIANT SQUID BREEDING AREA joke poster at the park near work
A man in the back of a van covered in white paint. Shouldn't be back there while the truck is moving mate
The Codex Imperialis, Rulebook, and Wargear books from the 2nd edition starter set, along with the 2nd edition Tyranid and Eldar codices
Indy throws a dude out the window and says "no ticket" but for dan it's "tortured pun"
Mozzie the dog lying on his bed, mostly asleep but his ear has perked up
A variety of Tyranid and Eldar forces from 2nd edition in front of #JHBackdrops
Horton Hears A Who! book cover but it says Nerdlings Visit a Hoo!
Vizzik Skour, Prophet of the Horned Rat. work in progress of just his head, in front of a selection of my not-too-many paintbrushes. He's perched atop a painting handle precariously on a toothpick (I take him off to paint)
A dark grey and white mutt lies on a bed with his ear perked up
a 3d printed mini painting holder with poster tack/ 'museum putty' holding one of Jodie's dice :)
Spaceballs: "12345? Amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!"
A 2nd edition tyranid lictor along with his brothers the prime and 2 von ryan's leapers from 10th. Painted in remarkably similar blues, tans, purples, and reds - my scheme for the lictor, my daughter's for the newer stuff
A comically large fork in the road (20ft?)
Jeremy Crow and "miss right" from the secret of nimh, tangled up in string
Ralph Wiggum wearing a farseer helmet: (chuckles) I'm in danger.
Blue and Yellow Aeldari Farseer and Spiritseer infront of a gaggle of salamanders and striking scorpions. On a rubble playmat and in front of #JHBackdrops WWII ruins. Snuck a bit of fenrisgames hills in there too
A flightradar track of a high altitude balloon at 62,000 feet
Instructions for the wiimote wrist strap
The NES game Sqoon featuring a pink submarine firing a couple of torpedoes
A sheet of stickers of the green goblin wearing a red and tan dragon suit. these are oval
A tyranid winged prime and 3 von ryan's leapers atop a fenrisgames tower hill. It's a black background, the tyranids are blue, purple, and tan colors with glowing fluo green eyes and tongue
Fenris Games tower hill / fire tower hill painted up with brown dirt, grey stones, in front of a white background
A colorful Stormcast Eternals army - the starter set spearhead + a big red/blue/white krondys in the back. In front of #JHBackdrops
A lord V-something on Gryph-somehting (Vigilant? on Gryph Stalker?) from the ultimate starter set. The gryph has rakarth flesh skin and dark dark blue/grey feathers. The Lord has gold armor, a purple cloak, and is carrying a green-flaming axe with a red handle
Rossy's interpretation of Krondys, but as a goblin adventurer wearing a Krondys outfit. Gives him +2 to intimidate, +4 to mighty roars
Fenris games Tower Hill & Firetower Hill base (they're the same) - one mostly painted with reddish brown dirt and dart stone...stones. There's hints of various color green moss all over, the other bare resin
The "mug shot," but expertly photoshopped onto a mug
Krondys the dragon in bright red, tan, and turquoise accents. On his rubble, dirt, and grass tuft base in front of a dark spearhead game mat.
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A tower hill/firetower hill from fenris games. One in bare pale green resin, the other primed/zenithal'd in black and tan
Lord Kroak and his fabulous hat of many feathers
The ork god gork
The goggles...they do nothing! Meme but it says they do EVERYTHING
A stormcast liberator in typical gold/silver, with two hammers. He's got bright pink hair, including his beard/moustache. He's flanked by a helmeted liberator, and another unhelmeted lady liberator with bright blue-green hair
A stormcast prosecutor in gold with blue armor accents, white feathers, and a yellow-pink-blue magic fire emanating from them. don't look at the base rim don't look at the base rim don't look at the base rim
Pictures of support sentinels from the imperial armor supplement book
Bsky error that says "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."