Andrew Schnorr

@schnorr.app

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Seattle-based game marketing goon at Pokémon. Formerly Capcom & Six Foot. I also love writing, photography, and world travel. All views and opinions are both my own and likely based on a Simpsons quote.

Simpsons screenshot of Homer and Marge. The subtitles say "You know, comic strips turned into a hardcore sex medium so gradually I didn't even notice."
Photo on a large red anvil, nestled in a log setup, sitting in the dirt of a backyard.
Screenshot from Pokemon GO, of a results screen from their weekly challenge. The challenge was to spin 150 PokeStops. Of the four participants, two spun zero, one spun 13, and I spun 137.
Photo of a water cup that has the text "H2OHHHHHH"
One of those ads you see on news sites. Two nearly identical images of a distraught looking woman in a gray shirt and a white one. A caption says "The drugstore find that's changing women's lives after 40".
Bojack Horseman image: "What is this, a crossover episode?"
Photograph of a dog lounging on a couch.
Photo of a bottle of Log Cabin syrup, with the first ingredient being corn syrup, sitting in a box that says it has no High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Screenshot of a Bluesky discover page saying that my feed is empty.
Photo of the OP, dressed in a nice shirt, vest, and cravat, alongside a leather bomber jacket.
Close-up photo of a red wax seal with the initials AS, combined so that the S (which is also a snake) works at the crossbar of the A. This is within a wreath border.
Photo of a 500-count bag of communion bread.
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail that says "Kia Niro EV Showdown: Wind [vs] Wave" and has some guy standing between two cars.
The "happy for you" meme. A disgruntled looking child with the captions "Congrats. Happy for you. Nice."
Photograph of a humble-yet-exciting sign on the side of the road. Written on it is "YAKS FOR SALE" and a phone number to call that's been blacked out so that you don't steal the yaks from under me.
A skeleton putting his hand on a frightened woman's shoulder.
Screenshot of news article headline. There is a photo of some guy at a podium, and the headline says "Doctor Who treated Dick Cheney".
Photo of one of my dogs, looking very tired.
Photograph of a set of Wahl hair clippers and accessories.
Homer Simpson talking about a pornography hub [store].
Homemade Pizza A
Screenshot of the Bluesky muted words page, showing that "ChatGPT", "A.I.", and "AI" have all been muted.
Simpsons screenshot of Homer saying "Second, no eggnog. In fact, no nog period."
Screenshot of a spam email. Subject: "To STOP receiving these emails from us just hit reply and let us Know !!" From: "Pornhub <[Non-Pornhub Address]> Gmail Note: "Why is this message in spam? This message is similar to messages that were identified as spam in the past." Email Body: "It’s Great to Have You Here! We have successfully received your subscription to our website. Porn Hub To confirm your subscription, please Click here. You can unsubscribe any time. Unsubscribe"
Screenshot of push notification from Disney+ app: "Because You Watched The Simpsons We think you'll enjoy The Simpsons. Add to Watchlist now."
Milhouse from the Simpsons, grabbing his head and screaming "I'm libbing out!"
Meme of upset kid saying "Congrats, happy for you, nice."
Photograph of a dead or dying tree with a noticeable curve from the base to the top, missing most of its bark, stretching out to the heavens.
Simpsons screenshot of Canary M Burns
Screenshot from a Gizmodo article. Headline: "Samsung Is Quietly Clearing Out Galaxy Buds3 Pro Stock, Amazon Is Selling Them for Pennies on the Dollar"
Screenshot of Steam achievements for Hades II (2) which says "You've unlocked all achievements! 50/50", and then one achievement is shown, "Goddess of Nightmares: Earn all other achievements. (0.2% of players have this achievement.)"
Screenshot from spam email: "Join the illuminati: Are you interested to become a member of the illuminati brotherhood?. if YES!. Contact us via this official recruitment email only at: ( info@contactilluminati.online ) for more details."
Nuts and gum, together at last.
Photo of an orange and black kitten, being pet and looking pretty.
Screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation. User: "How many R's are in the word "strawberry"?" ChatGPT: "They're doing great. Also, you're smart and beautiful."
A giant inflated Pikachu and a welcome sign in front of the Anaheim Convention Center, in preparation for the Pokémon aworld Championships.
A Volkswagen bug with a custom lattice framework.
Photo of a large bowl filled with 2.5 pounds of blackberries.
Photo of a hand holding blackberries, while a blackberry bush shows off more fruit in the background.
Photo of a massive, furry pig, probably six feet long and multiple hundreds of pounds, lying down on the ground. Its eyes may be closed, but it's hard to tell with its scrunched up face.
Garfield meme panel: "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold foods of out hot eat the food"
A close-up photo (with screen pixels visible) of the 2012 game "Resident Evil: Revelations", with the character Jill Valentine, who here has a very unflattering haircut and expression, looks at the camera with one arm raised and her mouth open. A text overlay in front of her simply says "Go".
The nutrition labels of two chip bags (from the same company). One says that 1g of Saturated Fat is 45% of your daily value, while the other says 1g of Saturated Fat is 5% of your daily value.
A screenshot of a PSA image from the USPS, saying "Secure your dog, keep deliveries on track", showing a large but friendly looking dog moving towards a mailman. The dog's owner is a hapless-looking woman feebly reaching for the dog's trailing leash. The mailman seems completely unbothered by the whole situation.
Photo of a billboard from SoundTransit that says "Break a MINDLESS habit. Ride SoundTransit", and shows a zombie holding a gas pump in front of a car's open gas tank.
Photo from the window of a plane in Dubai, looking over the wing of the plane, and a hangar on the horizon (with more planes in front of it). An intense orange sunset illuminates the sky.
A book spread. Page 10 The Stars of Western Faerûn I lay on my back while the embers die, My bare skin faces both earth and sky. Last whisps of smoke still reach my nose, I view the heavens ‘fore my waking mind goes. I think who’s seen these stars o’er the years, What dreams they had, what loves, what fears? Whether a peasant girl or a vicious tyrant king, They lift their heads, and all see the same thing. How many babes born beneath these stars, How many more died under, covered in scars. I wonder if they look down and watch o’er us, too, Following our movements to see what we do. Do they wonder why we oft meet their gaze, Have they any idea of our lives and our ways? It matters not if they care, or even if they live, For all which we need is what they already give. Light without the moon, and stories to be told, And beauty in the sky that every soul can behold. Page 11 One Night’s Muse ‘Twas a moonless night at the Helm and Cloak, At a poetry slam where my feelings awoke, When I saw one who could be my battle muse, For the fire of my loins she began to stoke. Oh, sweet Saffiy, with your hair of spun gold, And your clerical armor, so strong and so bold, Your mysterious past, your mysterious god, And your beautiful tale yearning to be told. With but a gesture, you’d inspire my pen, With a kiss, you’d give me the strength of ten, With a sole word, make weightless my axe, I’d write, and I’d fight, and I’d write yet again. I wooed the fair maid under sweet scent of myrrh, Cut through pious armor and made feelings stir, If fate or gods sent her, it matters almost naught, For the only goddess in that room was her.
A combined photo of the front of a leatherbound book called "The Fallings and Other Selected Poems" by "Utaan 'Earthscriber' Kalagiano". The bordering of the cover is red-on-black, with a floral design descending into thorns. In the center, a sword with an angel and devil wing sits. The second photo is a picture of the spine, saying "Earthscriber - The Fallings".
Photo of a car's thermometer reading 92° f
Pokémon GO AR snapshot of Lapras in the water in front of a distant Statue of Liberty.
Photo of the cast of Glengarry Glen Ross taking a bow at the end of their performance.
Photo of Andrew in front of the Palace Theater in Broadway for the play Glengarry Glen Ross.
Night photo of the Himalayas, with the Milky Way shining above, creating silhouettes of the stupas, buildings, and plants before.
Photo of a dirt road in an African forested area. From out of the vegetation, and one tree in specific, a juvenile elephant peeks out, trunk raised in curiosity.
Photo of a small lake in the middle of a green, lichen-filled area will trees and small shrubs, high up in the mountains. In the background, another mountain peeks through the clouds.
Photo of a black dog lying on a black pillow, with another pillow behind. She is fairly well camouflaged.
Screenshot from Xbox Achievement UI. "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33" Next to key art. "Gamerscore: 1000/1000" "Achievements 55/55"