John Schroeder

@schroeder.bsky.social

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Metalhead the robot turtle from tmnt
A zoomed in photo of a tabby cat’s front and back paws very close together.
LinkedIn post that reads: No body: LinkedIn Influencers: Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog.
Post that says “"If you're upset about my "Uday Hussein: Hot or Not?" piece, may I interest you in other reporting l've done that doesn't trivialize blistering authoritarianism?"”
Epic handshake meme with one person labeled he’s uday Hussein, the other person labeled stancil stans and the handshake labeled not reading the article
Guy behind Murphy in a suit laughing openly
Used tear gas canister
Used tear gas canister
The following is circled in red with the words cop shit scrawled above it. Creative coordination with City Bureaus including Portland Police Bureau (PPB) to use their observations, incident reports, and presence near the facility as additional factual documentation. While PPB does not engage in immigration The caption under the image says Please help me understand how Morillo and Green can OPENLY suggest collaboration with the Portland Police to get factual evidence immediately after the police attack comrades and they hide in their office, and then PPB ignores comrades being assaulted by MAGA right outside city hall, and PPB has lied for years, but some of vou still fangirl like this isn't bullshit. What fresh hell is this? Shut it Down!
JoyousPanther skeet that says: Congrats again to the people who continuously said Biden did nothing about student loans for years!
However, Welcome Home said its concerns could have been addressed if they had been brought into the process earlier. "We hope that what is learned from this experience is that communication about policy ideas should happen as early as possible and include expertise from those working closely on an issue," the email said.
People lining the bridge overlooking the protest
Panning video of bridge with crowd walking across it with signs
Very cute black cat lounging in a cat bed
A blanket draped over a couch is slowly lifted revealing a pair of yellow cat eyes glowing in the recesses of the blanket which quickly turn away.
Netflix: sad emoji football emoji firework emoji abacus emoji is your temporary sign-in code. Please don't share this code outside of your household.
Washington post article titled mouth taping may help with snoring and sleep apnea. Here’s how to do it. Image of a person with a sleep mask and tape on their mouth
BeReal push notification and national alert notification 5 minutes apart
Washington post article about central US heat dome with a map and a label on the heat dome that says “record heat dome”
NYT game called “letter boxed” accepting the words “stonks” as valid
Screenshot of the New York Times crossword app showing a 365 day streak.
Elizabeth Warren 3:56PM > Is this thing on? We cannot go down this path. John, no matter who t. • Kirsten Gillibrand this is how I was raised 3:25 PM > • Jon Tester 3:04PM > I'm just a dirt farmer John, can I tell you a little story about me? I grew up…
Tabby cat lying on a blanket with half closed eyes
Screenshot of the state of the game.
Screenshot of the state of the game.
Black cat looking out from a cardboard box
A picture of a pickle with the text “I’m stealing your post. I leave you this pickle”
Screenshot of the New York Times crossword app showing a 332 day streak.
Craigslist post for Multnomah county Title: overly angry bald man (portland) Body: you infected my day with your stupid little car and shiny bald head. why did you feel the need to flip me off for not letting you in front of me? first throwing a tantrum in your car, then flipping me off on the way past! you remind me of my father. There is a map of portland
A tabby cat looking out of a clear plastic bubble in a backpack
A box with a black cat in it
A very cute black cat and a very cute tabby cat.