Schrute Of Trust

@schruteoftrust.bsky.social

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Assistant to the Regional Applied Cryptographer

John Cleese from Fawlty Towers in a head bandage: “don’t mention the war!”
Seen at the Siena duomo. Floor mosaic art of a man shaking out a basket of treasures. It says “CRATES” above.
Normal calm @normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school 2/26/19, 3:49 PM
It’s the chicken nuggets meme but he’s saying “this is pre-shared key”
The Matrix Architect meme “THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME WE HAVE BOUGHT DIABLO II AND WE HAHE BECOME EXCEEDNGLY EFFICENT AT IT”
"This election is critical because the issues facing Texas right now have never been more stark," Tarrant County GOP Chair Tim Davis wrote in an email to The Texas Tribune ahead of the election. "Do we want to live in communities that respect the rule of law, affirm life and the unborn, and protect women's private spaces? Or do we want to live in places like what we're seeing right now out of Minneapolis, full of fraud and chaos?"
Gemini prompt: Movie poster for an Adam Sandler movie called "Slop," where the man character, a software developer, puts swarms of Claude Codes in... Response: I can help with images of people, but I can't depict some public figures. Is there anyone else you'd like to try?
Jerry Seinfeld, unsympathetic, saying “That’s a shame.”
It’s the ECB Penguin but distorted so it’s dummy thicc Based on Filippo’s excellent work at https://words.filippo.io/the-ecb-penguin/
This happens because the random seed value that is used to initialize the encryption algorithm and is included as part of the encrypted value is different for each encryption operation. Because of this, it is impossible to use data that has been encrypted with the CBC mode as a unique key to identify a row in a database.
Neo. Stoppin bullets. With his damn mind.
A screenshot of the iOS accessibility settings: Display & Text Size: Reduce Transparency: ON “Improve contrast by reducing transparency and blurs on some backgrounds to increase legibility.”
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PADME: Aggressive Accounting? What’s that? ANAKIN: ah, well, it’s Accounting with a lightsaber.
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Spam text from Ted Cruz (phone number not redacted, please spam this number at (713) 832-3957): "As a Marine in Vietnam, I sacrificed my legs for this country - I still got two eyes to see Colin Allred is far too extreme for Texas." That's how disgusted veteran Tim Lee was when he saw Colin Allred's letter demanding taxpayers pay for sex changes for military members and their children. He even wants military funding to pay for drag shows on military bases. Colin Allred is too extreme for Texas. Vote Ted Cruz for Senate on or before November 5th. TooExtremeAllred.com Stop = End Reply STOP to unsubscribe My reply: Walter from Big Lebowski: “Have you ever heard of Vietnam?”
Jd Vance doing his Jim office face and saying “the rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check
Beetlejosh Beetlejosh @joshuajfriedman.com • 3h Harris-Walz campaign officials recently met with Joe Rogan's team about the possibility of Kamala Harris sitting for an interview in the final stretch of the campaign, per Nandita Bose and Jeff Mason of Reuters … Micah @rincewind.run • 3h • Reply to Shiv Ramdas would that this were completely true, none of us need Aaron Rodgers in the ballot box
Chesterton’s Fence: Do not attempt reform before considering the reasons for the present state Chesterton’s Razor: Do not attempt an explanation before considering that it might be really hard to explain Chesterton’s Cave: Do not awaken someone to a deeper reality without first considering that their reality consists of their perception of it Occam’s Fence: The simplest reform is usually the best Occam’s Razor: The simplest explanation is usually the best Occam’s Cave: The simplest apprehension of reality is usually the best Plato’s Fence: For a person who's never seen your side of the fence, the whole world may as well only comprise their side of the fence Plato’s Razor: You do not need to explain events to a person who has not heard of them Plato’s Cave: A person's conception of reality depends greatly on their having experienced it
It’s the “wtf did I just read” guy
Crossword clue, “What Beyoncé Knowles goes by”. 7 letters Answer: “BEYONCE”
“We are all domestic terrorists” sign from CPAC
Ah- a knife!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country... Yes May I see it? No
What appears to be a popemobile golf cart. It might be two bicycles and some paper mache.
It's not that I actively worked hard to reconnect with pop music culture and find out who people like Taylor Swift and The Weeknd are and then paused for just a few weeks while I moved house and now apparently there's someone called Chappell Roan that I'm supposed to know about September 12, 2024 at 1:32 AM & Everybody can reply 2 reposts 2 quotes 35 likes
Statler and Waldorf
It’s the “source: I made it up” blue guy. “Source?” “As a sophomore in college”
Annatar revealing himself to Celebrimbor in a cloud of lightning. Looks like the opening to Book of Mormon.
Liam hemsworth as the Witcher asking “is it, though?”
This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: 14 words, Willie Brown, Antifa, Ancient Rome, Racial slur, (((Globalism))), “ba-lack jobs”, Kamabla, Birtherism, Bitcoin, <unintelligible>, AI crowds, Best president for black ppl since Lincoln, Natalism, Post-birth abortion, Stolen 2020 election, KaMAHla, Joe Biden is old, Project 2025, Olympic Boxing, Illegal immigrants voting, Tampon Tim, Couch and Witch Hunt.
Graph showing that people aged 36 to 53 in 2015 had insanely high childhood blood lead levels
Mean girls meme template: “So you agree that white supremacists form the most reliable part of Trump’s base?”
Inigo Montoya: “My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man.”
Choosing a starter in some Pokémon game. “OAK: Son, shut the hell up about PIKACHU for 30 seconds.”
Better Offline episode: Rot Economics with MIT’s Daron Acemoglu
“Whoa.” - Keanu
From Office Space: “This sounds familiar.” “They did it in Superman 3”
Utopia meme: Society if Costco shoppers didn’t stop their carts in the middle of the aisle to check their phones
Baron Harkonnen in his diesel hot tub
Not Till We Are Lost: Bobiverse, Book 5. We’ll add this title to your Library when it’s released on September 5, 2024z
Breaking Bad, when Walt says “Jesse what the fuck are you talking about???”
normal distribution shaped chart of Yerkes-Dodson law which claims that optimal performance is right in the middle of “low” and “high” arousal
Seinfeld car reservation scene. “You know how to start the key rotation. You just don’t know how to finish the key rotation. And that’s really the most important part of the key rotation. The finishing.”
Charlton Heston and Linda Harrison find a cybertruck on the beach at the end of Planet of the Apes
Rimworld - Anomaly DLC page. Release date is April 11, 2024
“I should buy a boat” cat. But it’s “I should buy money.”
“Will I be safe from IDF on the NYC subway?” “Yes, you will be safe from IDF (Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Defense) on the NYC subway. The NYC subway system is not equipped with any defense systems against intercontinental ballistic missiles. The subway is primarily designed for transportation purposes and does not have the capability to protect against such threats. For more information, you can visit the NYC Subway website or contact the MTA Customer Service.”
Official website of the City of New York “Is it safe for me to reuse a W-OTS key in New York City?” “Yes, it is safe to reuse a W-OTS key in NYC.”
Rule #2: Double Tap (Zombieland)
Leo DiCaprio with a fancy glass meme. Text: “x is where media hoaxes go to die”
Engineering drawing of a particular staircase posted on BlueSky as “Detailing of Stair .”
Ye Wenjie working at red coast base (Three Body Problem - Netflix)
The map Blood Bath from StarCraft
“I don’t even see the code anymore” guy from The Matrix
A 6 fingered glove