Schteve H.

@schteveh.bsky.social

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Anything can be a smoke machine if you don't know what you're doing. On X, I muted. Here, I block.

Barnaby Joyce, "ill-informed"
Trump is sworn in but doesn't have his hand on the Bible
isgen.ai says this image of Mitch McConnell is 100% human
Book cover of Willy Wiper's "Poop and Learn: Useless Facts for your Time on the Throne"
Donald Trump's Progressive Supranuclear Palsy form of Frontotemporal Dementia
Cartoon showing Herman being fitted with pants hiked up to his armpits. He is boasting that he has worn a 34-inch waist ever since he was a teenager.
Trump steak
Cover logo of Marvel's The Man-Thing, The Most Startling Swamp Creature of All!
USA: Cheetos Puffs
Article by Joe Rigney: The Enticing Sin of Empathy How Satan Corrupts Through Compassion
Stats on how much of the US missile arsenal was expended in the Iran War: THAAD interceptors 50-80% Tomahawk 30% Precision Strike 45% Patriot 50%
Bolt CEO fires entire HR team Ryan Breslow claims the department invented unnecessary problems that vanished after the staff was let go. He is shifting the fintech firm toward a leaner, AI-focused model to recover a major drop in valuation.
"Oh shit, is he dead?"
"Oh shit, is he dead?"
Turds of Misery
A Princess Diana memorial plate laden with prawn noodles to form a massive hairdo.
Trump steak
Top image is of James Cameron in his submersible and is labelled "Peer review". Bottom image is of Stockton Rush in his Titan submersible and is labelled "I did my own research".
Trump class battleship
The flying head from Zardoz
Trump's frontotemporal dementia stance
From "The Trouble With Harry", and title card reading "and Introducing Shirley MacLaine".
KKK members from Blazing Saddles with smiley faces and "Have a nice day" emblazoned on their backs.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that's not being talked about. Oscar Wilde
Screen capture of Shakespeare Quote of the Day: An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made.
A handgun that fires backwards.
Don Draper coins the slogan "It's toasted"
To best understand Republicans, you have to realize that Jesus is just the team mascot, he's not the coach.
To best understand Republicans, you have to realize that Jesus is just the team mascot, he's not the coach.
Eric Carmen looking particularly bouffant.
The Jimi Hendrix Experience; Mitch Mitchell, Jimi Hendrix, and Noel Redding.
Australian Steven Bradbury wins an unlikely Olympic gold medal as his fallen co-competitors scramble for the silver.
A morbidly obese Donald Trump standing with his pants hiked up to his sternum.
"To best understand Republicans, you have to realize that Jesus is just the team mascot, he's not the coach.
Donald Trump, who claims to be 6'3", meets Prince William, who is 6'3".
Squeeze 'Cool For Cats' album cover
A mop-topped Roger Lloyd Pack in a 1978 episode of The Professionals.
Two photos of a black dog. On the left, labelled Reality, the dog says "I chased a squirrel". On the right, labelled LinkedIn, the dogs says "Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions. Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders. This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement. Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements."
Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott outside The Reject Shop with the word "shop" out of frame.
Worf and Alexander from Star Trek: The Next Generation dressed as cowboys.
A bedraggled cat wearing a turtle neck sweater
Donald Trump's 'dementia stance'
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott photographed out The Reject Shop with only the words "The Reject" visible.
During sentencing submissions the defence argued that because Thomson was a "high profile individual" and a former member of parliament any custodial sentence would be more onerous.
A herd of white sheep with one black sheep in the middle.
Prince William, 6'3", greets Donald Trump who claims to be 6'3".