Schuldberg

@schuldberg.com

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Senior engineer at Microsoft, working on Minecraft Networking. Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer. He/Him

A grey cat in a fancy marching band hat
Missoula mentioned!!!
Sickos yes
Just imagine how many lives we can improve with our construction capacity. Says the industrialist anime girl with cat ears.
Listening trend graph goes hockey stick exponential
Crystal creeper, glittering so bright
On a toilet a note written: “to flush hold down lever an *awkward* amount of time until it flushes successfully”
A receipt for the Korean spa, with a dozen or so 1000 won entries for the claw machine
A man wearing a yellow Kodak jacket
a cat in a dinosaur costume
NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAY THEYVE DONE TO THE COMPUTER NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAY THEYVE DONE TO THE COMPUTER NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAY THEYVE DONE TO THE COMPUTER NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAY THEYVE DONE TO THE COMPUTER
An empty jug of wiper fluid being poured into a receptacle, which is so perfectly full that the surface tension is visible
A labler indicates that this poster will die by being crushed by a piano
A frog which appears to be the mascot for some sort of vapor barrier company poses seductively with one frog hand on his frog hip. He has undeniable top energy
Two men are dressed as the baguette skins from Claire obscur, while one man didn’t get the memo, all three are drinking beer on a balcony
Chappell roan kazoo fest!
The author with a creeper glitter tattoo and Minecraft shirt
A wall of error dialogs backdrops Mario pikachu and the arbittor advertising a yard sale last weekend
Spotify's algorithmic recommendations recommending an artist called Lorem, presumably so named for the famous Lorem Ipsum placeholder text
A partial rainbow halo around the sun, the area inside the halo is noticeably darker
fell for it again award
Reddit post: yxorp 4d ago Oh no, I just easily found the programming manual for these. It uses Bluetooth, there’s a free app and a default password.
Fell for it again award
don't
Reddit post on r/whatisit entitled: bug with shows on Subtitle “Clomping about like he owns the place” Attached is a picture of a spider looking insect that does appear to have shoes on.
Come and walk the labyrinth, the poster entreats us
An enamel pin of MS Paint from Studio Cult
The sun rises over the Columbia gorge in American Truck Simulator
bot write poetry
A diner menu with a note that all egg based dishes will have a 10% up charge
Purple Drank aka Lean
Rob gamer mirror
A toaster modeled like an Xbox series s, the bagel light is illuminated
an innocent black and white cat explores it's new home, completely oblivious to the fact that it's markings make a scary face and it's horror manga father is terrified of it as a result. Don't worry he gradually comes to love the cat of course.
A man who clearly has 20 years on all the bar inhabitants killing it at kareoke
Heartbeaking: worst person you know just made a great point
Oregon license plate reading “4 DOLLS” with frame reading “and 1 - dude”
A Chinese restaurant called Pure Spice flows tantalizingly in the rain, singing a tale of orange chicken and broccoli beef
Anime dog girl says eat the rich
A nerd in a red ring of death Christmas sweater
A bot reposts rhyming couplets in iambic meter
The socialist from the previous image hoists a child on her shoulders, saying “Hyunwoo, I think you and I need to talk about the eurocentricity in the world today, masked as so called globalization” the child is terrified (probably a class parasite)
Two women stare into each others eyes in an intense conversation, one says “I don’t believe what capitalists say”
A grey cat lounges on his side as if he fell over
A backpack, green book, red moleskien water bottle, metal straws, hoodie and teeshirt and headphones all with mojang branding