schwoob ♿️🇵🇸 (on patreon!!)

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FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸| DEMILITARIZE THE PACIFIC | LAND BACK Occasional suggestive/🔞 content queer artist🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♿️ | kanaka ‘ōiwi/white | they/them | 26 ❌No bsky DMs for comms❌ 🌿COMMISSIONS: Open !!🌿 ✉️: schwoobzilla.art@gmail.com https://schwoobzilla.carrd.co/

commission sheet showcasing schwoobzilla's pride YCH poses: two couples (option A shows one person carrying the other; option B shows the couple holding hands with their foreheads touching) for $45; an individual proudly holding up a flag for $35; a trio of people snuggling close while each holding their own flag for $60. furries are welcome (with additional fees) and all flags shown are examples only and can be changed upon request. these poses are not free to use.
schwoobzilla's pride ychs slots coming soon !! check out SCHWOOBZILLA on VGen for details
screenshot of the artist's available service listing on ko-fi. it showcases various samples in the style they are offering. priced at $50+
a viera guy with long hair and round glasses, dressed in a playboy-esque suit, leans down to take off the heels he's been wearing. he stares up in shock at the person who just walked through the door, Thancred from FFXIV. They stare at each other, faces flushed and unsure what to do as they heartbeats grow louder and louder.
timelapse video of an elven woman in griffon armor holding out a chalice with red liquid pouring out. a large griffon stands menacingly behind her.
a collection of bunnies dressed in medieval/fantasy garb. five out of seven are hidden. the two that are shown are both dressed like colorful court jesters. the brown bunny on the left has a red and orange hat decorated with bells and stars. the white bunny with black ears on the right has a blue and green striped jester hat decorated with tassels. they are all arranged on a beige background with a leafy decorated border. the text in the middle reads "FiefBuns by schwoobzilla" art by schwoobzilla
henry of skalitz fussing over his pregnant partner, Mirka-- a beautiful black person with waist length ginger curls and a swollen belly. dialogue: "henry, love-- you worry too much!" "but what if the baby comes a-and you're in the street--" "i will only be going to the square and back. i shant be long. i promise" art by Schwoobzilla
line up of 5 different people. a confident black man with an easy smile. a scowling person with a round face and a kettle helm. a stoic person with long straight hair. a sneering man with sharp cheekbones and a slicked back ponytail. a grinning wall of a man with missing teeth and drooping eyes. art by schwoobzilla
cropped painting portraying henry of skalitz surrounded by flames with a blazing sun behind him
dunk and egg from "a knight of the seven kingdoms" as ditto versions of themselves. dunk is holding out a wooden toy sword for egg. the squire takes it as a ponyta and dratini observe the scene. the background is a blue ditto-shaped blob
drawing of a character named Judas-- a vampire/werewolf hybrid with short dark hair, eyes with white pupils and red sclera, scars going across his forehead that look like a crown/circlet, and furry hands. he sits confidently sneering in front of a plain red background
wip of henry of skalitz surrounded by flame
My iPad is DYING and it's kinda my entire livelihood... (drawing of a person with brown hair and glasses pulling nervously at the hood of their sweater) signed: schwoobzilla
cropped illustration of Newt, a half-elf with sharp teeth, brown/white hair, yellow eyes, and freckled brown skin holding up a heart cut-out in front of their chest. the red text next to them reads "will you be my valentine?". smaller white text on the side reads "full on patreon"
valentine's day YCH sale
Henry of Skalitz in full plate armor riding on his horse, Pebbles, with his loyal dog, Mutt, by his side. they are in the drive-thru lane at a fast food place and Henry is ordering lunch. Dialogue: Burger Palace employee through a speaker: Hi! Welcome to Burger Palace!! What can I get for ya? Henry: Hello there! Could I get a cheeseburger and fries, please? Mutt, interjecting: ARF!! Henry: Er-- Make that two burgers, actually, but no onions and no pickles on the second one, please!! Oh, and a root beer ! Artwork by Schwoobzilla
animation of an elf with long curly hair walking in place.
promo card for a patreon post featuring Hans Capon and Henry of Skalitz with their faces pressed together and soft smiles on their faces. They are surrounded by rich green foliage, lit by bright sunlight.
laios from dunmeshi asking "🍽️💦😋?" to someone with dark hair
YCH (your character here) couple commission example for valentine's day (not free to use). depicts a couple in separate heart shaped frames passing a flower between them. the scene is decorated with strawberry leaves, fruits, and flowers. priced at 75 USD
promo card for the artist's patreon page. white text over a light gray background. text reads "[18+] sketches and such"
patreon promo card titled "a moment shared (schwoobzilla on patreon.com/Schwoobzilla". image shows henry of skalitz and hans capon chatting in the hall outside a small courtyard.
person with split brown and white hair done in a high pony, dressed in a sexy reindeer dress with thigh high stockings and long gloves, dancing with a length of bright green tinsel draped across their arms and shoulders. text reads "happy holidays !! -schwoobzilla"
neve (dragon age: the vailguard) wearing a blue off the shoulder dress, dancing with a qunari rook on the docks in minrathous. the moon shines bright above them as candles light up their stage. two crates covered in a white cloth acts as a table to hold a carafe of wine and two goblets. a large carpet has been laid out and rose petals scattered around. a white cat sleeps peacefully nearby while the two lovers continue their dance - a well-deserved celebration after their victory over the evanuris
dorian pavus leaning over a tall elf with long red hair, fintan, who has a nervous smile on his face. dorian holds fintan up with his magic staff and looks down at him cheekily. dorian's grip is the only thing keeping fintan from falling to the ground. from a distance, it looks like they're dancing. watermark reads: schwoobzilla commission do not use
portrait of a blue dart frog with white spots. he wears a floppy green bard's cap with a large black feather sticking out of it. his jacket has gray-blue and dark red stripes with silver adornments. he then wears a white shirt with gold buttons over a black undershirt with dark silver ties. behind him is a flat green lilypad. watermark reads: schwoobzilla commission do not use
painted portrait of a man in his 30s, dressed in full armor. he has strong features— square jaw, strong brow, a large slightly crooked nose— and his green eyes have a softness to them, though the dark circles underneath show a weariness to them. freckles dot his complexion, with three standing prominently from the rest— two on either cheek and one above his lip on his left side. a faint watermark superimposed on the image reads: "schwoobzilla commission do not use"
tall tanned man (Jasper Thorne) with a neat beard, brown hair pulled back into a bun w/ an undercut (wearing grey warden armor and a trans flag on his cheek) , wraps his arm around and kisses a smaller man (lucanis from DAV) with layered black hair and a trimmed beard (wearing a purple vest and buttonup with the sleeves rolled up and a pansexual flag on his cheek).
illustration of two people dancing in a crowded ballroom. one, feilim, has red and gold satin robes with rib and spine detailing and his hair is done in a low bun, while he smiles, one hand behind his back, and holds the waist of his partner, a ghostly pale person with long white hair in long flowing black robes with a pale green-blue skirt and gold details, leans back as they both spin across the dance floor. the scene is surrounded by an art nouveau style border featuring dancing skeletons and various flora, including nasturtium, foxglove, tall grass, and mushrooms.
a man with brown skin and short dark brown hair with shaved sides and holding a blue/green homosexual pride flag smiles and puts his arms around an elven man with pale skin and very short brown hair with an undercut and face tattoos holding a demisexual flag
dorian and fintan hugging each other and holding gay pride flags
artfight card for team fossils text reads:" user: schwoobzilla i attack... mostly moots but i will try to revenge as best as i can friendly fire ✅ revenge ✅ featured characters: (left to right) fox thomson, newt the stoat, feilim macnamara, c0de-e, and meraad-kata characters i have: human, anthro, monster other: sad old men and genderless freaks <3 (lots of dragon age...)
single character named jovan, gay man with brown hair, short beard, tanned skin and a confident smirk, waves a pride flag
two men holding pride (one pansexual, one demisexual) flags while hugging and smiling.
PRIDE YCH *ALL FLAGS SHOWN ARE ONLY EXAMPLES. THEY ARE NOT SET various poses labled A-E. A-C are couple poses (both romantic and platonic). D, E are solo poses. All figures either hold queer pride flags or wear them as capes or on their faces. Couple poses are $45. Solo poses are $35
schwoob's Pride YCH 2025 SLOTS NOW AVAILABLE !! check schwoobzilla on Ko-fi for details
PRIDE YCH *ALL FLAGS SHOWN ARE ONLY EXAMPLES. THEY ARE NOT SET various poses labled A-E. A-C are couple poses (both romantic and platonic). D, E are solo poses. All figures either hold queer pride flags or wear them as capes or on their faces. Couple poses are $45. Solo poses are $35
drawing of two men sharing a sweet moment together. dorian pavus (dragon age: the veilguard) reads from a scroll of parchment and smiles softly as his partner, fintan lavellan (elven man with long red hair, pale skin, stubble, and mythal vallaslin/ tattoo, left sleeve rolled up and pinned where his arm is gone), leans over dorian's shoulders to kiss his forehead. they stand in front of a bright yellow/green background decorated with simplified lilies. the chair dorian sits in is decorated with a simple snake pattern
drawing of an older dorian pavus (dragon age veilguard) carrying a beat-up inquisitor lavellan. both seem to be in good spirits
high approval stare/ low approval stare art meme styled like an old jrpg cutscene. a young half-elf with brown and white hair and tan freckled skin is shown with two different emotions. one is a kind stare with a soft smile; the other is a cold, unenthused stare high approval newt: "their gaze softens as they listen to your tale. it seems they like you!" low approval newt: "Ah! It seems- Well... It might be best if you avoid this individual in the future..."
a young man in grey warden armor stands with his hand resting on the pommel of his blade. he is watching for any sign of conflict or danger
new sketchbook pages on patreon (updates every friday)
art commission sheet detailing the style and prices offered with an example of the art: a head to toe drawing of a character, estimated to be $85. MONOCHROME/ FLAT COLOR COMMISSIONS ALL PRICES IN USD Bust: $25 Half-body: $50 Full-Body: $75 EXAMPLE PRICE: $85 ADD-ONS: + $10 for color + Full price for additional characters (No more than 2 CHARACTERS per request)
drawing of a woman with long hair done in two braids. she's dressed in an "old west" style with a long frilly skirt with a low-cut sleeveless corset, a fringed shawl and a brimmed cowboy hat. she holds her hand at eye-level and is looking down, as if she is comparing her height to something unseen. text reads: schwoobzilla commission do not use
a drawing of two hands, one blue and one yellow, overlapping a green heart. behind them are two wolves nuzzling each other. the lighter wolf has a heart-shaped wound on its chest. the drawing is bordered with floral decoration depicting bleeding heart flowers, juniper branches, and other stylized plants, as well as hearts.
crop of a painting of a man laying in the water with his eyes closed. a pair of feet stand at his head.
disco elysium style portrait of a dark haired man with brown skin, dark brown eyes, and a full beard. his hair is greying at the temples and his skin is marked with moles and scars. his expression is intense
portrait of a middle aged man with scarred brown skin, dark greying hair, a close beard, and dark brown eyes painted in the style of Disco Elysium
portrait of a middle aged man with scars on his face, a full beard, and dark gray-streaked hair pushed back. he is lit from the back by bright white lights. his face is in deep purple/pink shadows text reads: schwoobzilla
painting of a screencap from pride & prejudice (2005) replacing elizibeth bennett with a scruffy half-elven man (fox, he/him) wearing a suit and mr. darcy with a redheaded elven man (satira, he/him)
painting of two men in saturated primary colors standing back to back on a bright red and orange canvas. the taller older man is heavyset and bearded and painted in a deep blue hue. his palm faces outward. open, facing the viewer. the other man, shorter and younger, is painted in a bright yellow hue. his hand is more closed. three of his fingers curl inward while his index finger touches the other man’s open palm. the eyes of the two men match the other’s hue: the blue man with a yellow eye and the yellow man with a blue eye. they both look downward, toward the ground. the parts where the two figures overlap is a vibrant green, showing where the primary colors meet and mix. it is signed “schwoobzilla 2024”
sketch of lucanis dellamorte
screenshot of INPRNT shop for schwoobzilla with a bunch of listings of their art.