Mx. Nori

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EN/ES (they/ella) rogue educator & EdD candidate. AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Wife & Avi. Dog servant. Gamer, writer, knitter, tea aficionado. Cranky elderqueer doing it for the bimbinis. Likely an opossum. 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 💍 @aethernautic.itch.io

Nori sits at a small spinnet in their new living room, muddling their way through the last 3 measures of Prelude in C before beaming at their wife behind the camera.
Nori showing off their new haircut with very prominent grey highlights.
An opossum tattooed in black on pale skin. There are 2 babies on their back and they are carrying fire on their tail.
Young Nori with shoulder length red hair and a black dress with a red lacy cami over it. They are wearing several necklaces and have a dollar bill tucked into their bra.
Nori is wearing a rainbow tiered skirt and white top and smiling at the camera.
A tapir snoozing on the sand. Caption says "Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Flourishing."
Mount Tahoma in the pinks and oranges of a sunset
A view of the Tacoma skyline with Mount Tahoma visible in the distance against a clear blue sky.
Nori, looking exhausted, wearing a black flat cap, vibrant green lipstick & Refugees Welcome hoops.
Nori has their hair swept back and a dark lip highlighting their slight half-smile.
Nori, pale and freckled except for the bags under their eyes, raises their eyebrows and looks over the top of their glasses. Their hair looks like a well styled pompadour shoved under a black flatcap.
Nori is wearing a flat cap and glancing up at a sign that says "see you (tasty) NICE humans again soon!!!" The sign is glowing in the black light.
A screenshot of the power rangers and the teenage mutant ninja turtles teaming up. Caption reads "Lent and Ramadan kicking off on the same day"
no olvides nunca que los menos fascistas de entre los fascistas también son fascistas. - Roque Dalton
Avi Nori and their bimbinis
A cartoon style drawing of an exhausted looking raccoon collapsed on top of an equally tired opossum. They are each giving a stressed out & dubious thumbs up and they are surrounded by the words: "I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me"
A screenshot of a blue trophy on a pink & purple background. "Congratulations! 5 years! Time without drinking"
A hand in front of snowy pine boughs holds a sign that says: "Put this on your timeline and see what people say they love about you most"
Image from The Muppet Christmas Carol of the small mouse family. Text: what radicalized me? The lack of cheeses for these meeces.
Nori sits in a booth at an Italian restaurant, a large slice of tiramisu and a stereotypical candle stuck in a wine bottle on the table in front of them. They are grinning.
The Kate Allan comic of a kiwi bird. The three smaller panels at the top show an increasingly distressed birb over a larger fourth panel. First panel says "a bit lost" and the kiwi is confused & a vast open dark. Second panel says "over-tired" and the kiwi is now flat and overwhelmed. Third panel says "crying a lot" and the kiwi is slumped over in a pool of their own tears. Final panel shows the kiwi standing once again, still crying but also determined. Caption says "and handlin' it"
An older white woman with light red hair is taking a bite of birthday cake from a fork held in front of her. Her other hand is under the fork in case of crumbs. She's smiling.
An older redheaded white woman is smiling while kneeling behind a slightly grumpy Black toddler. The birthday girl is wearing a pink tiara, sunglasses, and a very fashionable pink outfit.
A white husky mix sits on the couch and stares down at a white pitty mixwho is trying her best to sit and wait like she was asked and got her upper lip stuck on her teeth.
A pyramid of skittles arranged by color. 1 yellow, 2 purple, 3 green, 4 red, 5 orange
A ridiculously photogenic pitty with not a thought in her head.
A view of a sasquatch statue from behind. It's thicc. sASSquatch if you will.
A pixel possum from wplaces. It's doing a scrëm.
Donkin' Dunnts, Amurica Runn no dundun Sbubby, eef free Weedy's, old-fashioned hurgusburgus Bubger Kirg, have it in a way Taco Baco, Tinkle outside the binkle Applebapple's nehhborhor grib&bib Inoot-ut Brubge McNaldo's, I like the it A&A, AAAAAAAAAA
Eleven complete sets of polyhedral dice in various colors, 2 or so sets of d6 put in the left side of an open zipper binder. The right side has a bunch of mismatched dice, including a pair of rainbow dinosaur d6 and a giant pearlescent d20. Also present is a Crown Royale bag in a khaki color, not the standard purple.
A screenshot of Werner Herzog in The Mandalorian looking very much exactly like what Star Wars Werner Herzog should look like. In large font above and below the photo is the quote "I see nothing but death and chaos. I would like to see the baby."
Black marker & green pencil sketch of Nori. It's slightly cartoony but also incredibly perfect.
Still from the animated Star Trek: Lower Decks series, picturing a Gorn wedding in front of a volcano. The wedding guests are looking hungrily at the viewer and the groom(?) is screeching.
A picture through the windshield of a car. Canela the white husky is sitting in the front seat, and Cholula the pitty mix is in the passenger seat staring at her sister.
An extreme close up of Nori's face. They have a fresh side shave topped with messy brown hair, large green cat eye glasses with stars in the corners, and a slightly shimmery purple-red lipstick. They look hot but also tired.
A non-binary flag with the text "Either/or is the language of bullies" in meme font in the center.
Illustration of Joe Strummer. Quote by Henry Rollins: "this is not a time to be dismayed. This is punk rock time. This is what Joe Strummer trained you for."
Screenshot of Nori's WhatsApp messages with their wife. Transcript: Nori: (Photo of dillo's grilled cheese skeet) Thoughts? Wife: What. The fuck. Nori: there's a "read this aloud to your wife" dare happening in the replies and I needed to add the lesbian perspective, for science. Wife: I have so many questions and I want answers to none of them. Nori: thank you for your response, it will be dutifully recorded and added to the data set.
A screenshot of a WhatsApp chat between Nori and their wife. The message from Nori is a screenshot of a news story from the New York Post with the title "NYC rat drags donut across driveway tracks to share with rodent date." There is photographic proof. Nori's caption is simply "thanks for being my donut rat <3"
Skeletor holding a martini and using two olives on a toothpick as glasses. "I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual"
Canela the white husky failing to hide behind a sheer curtain. Mostly obscured on this photo due to the failings of the photographer is the blotch of brown in her otherwise blue eyes
Canela is a white long haired husky mix with very pale blue eyes. Her ears are obscured behind a sheer curtain she's decided to use as a veil.
Nori is grinning with their arms wrapped around a white lab/pitty mix, holding the dog up in a sitting position. The dog's front legs are draped over Nori's arm.
"your super power is Cupid! Love love love." Priorities: the matchmaker, social connection, playful, have a good time, empathetic. Personality traits: easy-going, enthusiastic, free-spirit, communication is key, infectious positive energy, do what your heart tells you, imagination, happiness in everything, too much to do.
Nori and their wife sitting on a pink couch and grinning. Nori has a black dress with a forest spirit border, and Elsie's dress is Alice in Wonderland patterned. They're stupid cute together.
A selfie of Nori's wife Elsie taken at the Tacoma Amtrak station. She has cute purple glasses, a cute half smile, and an even cuter dimple.
Nori's right ear. There are no earrings in their lobes, but there is an arc of rainbow crystals hugging the top curve.
Screenshot of a pop-up that says "gender: Incorrect format" with a red button below it that says "dismiss"
Post from Rich Neville "found something new to say when I leave a room" caption over a picture of food packaging that says "stay fresh cheese bags"
A cookbook titled "what's cooking potatoes" with a $5 price tag stuck between the words "cooking" and "potatoes"
A small penguin flapping their wings looking up at a disco ball with glee.
A box of tarot cards, edited from the traditional Rider Waite packaging to show The Tower card with lettering that says "OOPS! All Towers!"
Block and white photograph of a dark haired young white dude in a suit and tie. He is holding a large protest sign of an American flag linked with a series of photos from the war in Vietnam. He's yelling something and otherwise looking very serious.
Small opossum nestled in a blue blanket and screaming at the camera. Nori has added red text that says "That. Was. Rude. That was Pretty. Fuckin. Rude."
A descriptive panel at the zoo, formatted like the animal info cards. "Humans. Homo sapiens. Humans often gather on paved paths. Notice the remarkable variety of sizes, shapes, and colors that humans come in. Humans have more ability to affect the life around them than any other species on the planet. Diet: meat, fish, shellfish, fruits, vegetables, seeds, some insects, processed food."
Slightly zoomed in photo of a curious aardvark investigating a log
A large black and white tapir having a snooze on a pile of hay.