Scientist Mel

@scientistmel.bsky.social

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Scientist, content creator (YouTube, twitch), comedy, & educator BSBio&Chem,MAT,MS #TheScienceOf #ThisWeekInBS #NASASocial Views are my own.

A social media post with various people playing a word game. The text:  + thisoneOverhere Some of you have never fallen for an ancient Egyptian woman who's been cursed to spend eternity as a department store mannequin until she finds true love and it shows nicholas_1701_g Some of us have never been truck drivers who become intertwined in the scheme of an ancient Chinese sorcerer looking to regain corporeal form by marrying and sacrificing a woman with green eyes, and who's protected by three warrior dudes in non-speaking roles, one with some bad-ass lightning powers, and it shows. nicholac7919 Some people have never been mild mannered attorneys turned into a giant dog demon by a Gozarian in Central Park and it shows
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A picture of Rand Paul and Fauci Paul: "Well I'm a doctor and l say..." Fauci: "You're an Opthamologist. And I don't need glasses to see you're an asshole."
A picture of young Fauci and young RFK Jr Text: While RFK Jr was at Harvard, shooting heroin and using his name to skate through life, Fauci was in medical school studying hard and learning stuff. So I think I'll just go ahead and be a tool of the deep state oligarchs and trust a Doctor's medical advice over a Junkie's.
A picture of Andrew Tate. The text: @covie_93 Andrew Tate strangled the women he raped until they lost consciousness. He also beat them over the head and violently slammed them against furniture. Tate also texted one of his victims: "I love raping you" Now he's in prison crying because he can't have bottled water. FOH
To social media posts from Andrew Tate at two different times Andrew Tate @ Cobratate JAIL IS FOR POOR PEOPLE. Andrew Tate @ Cobratate I am in Special Housing Unit (SHU). My water faucet is broken. I am not allowed bottles of water in SHU. I have nothing clean to drink. 
A series of social media posts: juliacomedy I'm one diarrhea lettuce away from fitting into my slutty little Andrew Tate capris jasmineelliscomedy Isn't it crazy that a week ago none of these words had ever been said together. juliacomedy Hahahahahahha I hate this current season
Social media post from Andrew Tate reps: I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
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A picture of the couple who unfurled a flag at the top of the Empire State Building. The flag says, “ I assure you we are open.”
Proof is useless unless it's proof of something someone already wants to believe.
Image of a flower. Text: When y’all understand Grok is a part of SpaceX and that one of the reasons why it went public may very well be because of investigations and lawsuits associated with PDF’s making abusive child images … a fall guy is needed. Elon is running.
An angry picture of Lestat Text: Serving cunt has its consequences.
A nature picture. The text; Let's start a thread of toxic advice. No specific topic, just bad advice.
A picture from The Book of Mormon The text: DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL
A picture of the Jaws mayor in groom of the DC reflection pool. Text: The pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time!
A picture from the office with over man shaking the hand of a young MichaelScott Text: Neurotypical laughing at my joke Me, who was just being honest
A background of blue graphs The text: NEURODIVERGENT FLIRTING IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM AN ACADEMIC PRESENTATION.
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A social media post with a picture of a guy in a suit. Text: @jon-christian.bs... computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product
A picture of Elon with a pick background on a transportation sign. The text: If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you're not a visionary, you're just a cunt
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A picture of a raccoon dressed up as a wizard with the text: Twas the tism mlord
Eric and Donald Jr (Trump)
news A bill introduced in North Carolina would classify abortion as first-degree murder and allow anyone to use deadly force to prevent a person from obtaining one Sarah Ironside @ Sarahlronside6 Oh, so a rapist can impregnate a woman against her will and then legally kill her if she tries to get an abortion. Republicans hate women.
@ JamieBonkiewicz When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, "I'm sure glad they're having a UFC fight on the White House lawn"
Image of men with a weather balloon Text: Yes, we're launching sulfur into the stratosphere. Yes, it reflects sunlight. Yes, you can watch it happen. Make Sunsets deploys high-altitude balloons carrying SO2 that forms reflective clouds above the earth. Each $1 Cooling Credit funds the next documented launch - real footage, real coordinates, real intervention. See the launches → Fund a balloon. Watch it launch. Reflective clouds for $1
A picture of January 6 insurrectionists attacking the Capital Text: We could've had student loan forgiveness but instead we have insurrectionist forgiveness.
A picture of a man in a tunnel. The text: Instead of testing on animals we should test on r*pists. What are they gonna say? No? Bro, you don't even know the meaning of the word. Oh, now all of a sudden you believe in consent?
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A picture of a brown spider Text: Brown recluse spider that bit Kyle Rittenhouse was reportedly protecting local businesses
A picture of Donald Trump The text: "NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. I DON'T THINK ABOUT AMERICANS' FINANCIAL SITUATION." - TRUMP WHEN ASKED IF HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT AMERICANS' FINANCIAL SITUATION WHEN MAKING A DEAL WITH IRAN SOURCE: DONALD TRUMP. MAY 12, 2026. SOURCE: REUTERS
A picture is a refrigerator with colorful letters. Text: JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT A GOLD STATUE OF YOUR LEADER MEANS THAT YOURE IN A CULT -RAMON VALDEZ
A picture of the Trump statue and a golden calf with people worshipping both. Text: MAGA evangelical leaders gathered at Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a golden statue of Donald Trump. Umm...pretty sure it's literally God's oldest rule not to do this.
A background of water. The text reads: Instructure (an online learning management system) just suffered another data breach. I’m trying to input grades and everything is down right now. When I say I’m in grading hell, they just sent me to the lower levels.
Two social media posts The text: Wendy Molyneux @WendyMolyneux I'm writing Spider Ma'am, about a middle aged woman who gets bitten by a radioactive spider but keeps it to herslf because she doesn't freaking need this. Michelle Ochs Windmueller @MWindmueller She probably just assumes that the new powers are another side effect of perimenopause, about which no one bothered to warn her.
A picture of a laptop with an image. The text reads: Please Don't Talk to Me I am grading. I will talk to you for hours and hours while getting nothing done. My social discipline is terrible. Ilike to catch up with others.
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A picture of Malcolm, McDowell, Jack Nicholson, Vincent Dinofrio, and Erikkka Kirk Text: The "Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, it's a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera, to convey to the audience this person is at the peak of their derangement
A background of colorful leaves. The text reads: Making banana oat bread with some Chia seeds. My bananas were about to go bad. That also sounds like a metaphor for mental health. "You wouldn't like me if my bananas go bad."
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A picture of Erikkka Kirk in a black t shirt and ball cap The text: Erika Kirk Named General of the Charlie Kirk Special Forces Brigade
A picture of Trent Reznor Text: DANGEROUS Trent Reznor Says He Told Ted Cruz to 'F--k Off' When Texas Senator Asked For Nine Inch Nails Tickets
A picture of Erikkka Kirk from her X video Text: ERIKA KIRK VIDEO BACKFIRES ERIKA KIRK EXPRESSED HER FRUSTRATION WITH THE MEDIA IN A VIDEO SHE POSTED ON HER XACCOUNT.
Two pictures. The top picture has a couple of golden retrievers earning. The bottom picture has storm troopers sitting on the golden retrievers.
A picture of Zelenskyy in military gear in the trenches Text: How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me. threads.com/@covie_93
A picture of Mr. Rogers The text: Whenever someone tells me they used ChatGPT You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful
stephens_ben *Every single member* of whatever is left of the GOP should be forced in front of a camera every single day and made to read Trump's latest posts out loud and then look right down the barrel of the camera and say "I still support this man and think he is a good president."
A picture of sliced ham with a sign that says vagina ham. The text: I think you meant Virginia ham
Background of a bunch of earths Text: I’m so tired today. People are the fucking worst in this country.
A social media post. The text: Ben Ostrowsky @benostrowsky Quoting someone anonymous. I swear all the movies with a "Must rescue the President!" storyline have been ruined for me. I just feel like it's unrealistic now. "SIR! THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT!" *everyone exchanges glances* "Ahhh...well, that's unfortunate." *goes back to typing* 11:35 PM • 31 Mar 18
A picture from the film 500 days of summer. It’s in a meme style where the text “I love crystals “is on the guy and “me too “is on the girl. The next part of the meme shows the guy with spiritual crystals. The girl has a picture of a crystal structure from a chemistry class.
A picture of the moon and Elon Musk The text: Artemis Il is a great reminder that we still don't need Elon for literally anything. @shrugdealer
An image of some guys shooting a guy after he says, “it was 62 million views. Not 62 million people….”
A social media post with a picture of a woman who changed the partying in her hair. Text: I know during the Salem witch trials they was listening to stupid ppl and burning women up @damnostalgia• 2d How did she move where her hair was growing