Will "scifantasy" Frank

@scifantasy.bsky.social

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Geek at law.

George Clooney, yes, really, in RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES.
Bard: what if I did a Vicious Mockery and based on how hurtful it is, you tell me what dice to roll DM: sure, I'll allow it Bard: you're none of your best friends' best friend DM: Party: Bard: so what do i ro- DM: he's dead Bard: oh gre- DM: everyone make a wis save
"Chinese media reported last week that a court in the eastern Jiangsu province ruled that the Shenzhen-based tea company had copied Louis Vuitton's iconic four-petal flower design."
Section 6.2: Natural Persons. In all matters arising under this Constitution, only natural persons may introduce business, nominate, or vote, except as specifically provided otherwise in this Constitution. No person may cast more than one vote on any issue or more than one ballot in any election. This shall not be interpreted to prohibit delivery of ballots cast by other eligible voters.
A TV shows the main title screen of Final Fantasy XII The Zodiac Age.
A rather buff King Bumi.
Iroh, after his prison training spree.
The view from Floor Section 1.
A marquee for Weird Al Yankovic: Bigger & Weirder 2026 Tour.
A photo of two glass jars of lemon curd.
A Hollyland Lark A1 wireless lavalier microphone.
Someone asks me, "Why are you like this" I answer, "You've met my parents." The response: "Ok fair enough"
The gate of Legoland New York.
A flyer for Meg Elison's book launch at the Strand with Victor Manibo.
Elliot (in red) with someone who looks a LOT like a pixelated Cloud Strife from circa FF Tactics.
A magnet of the Eugene Emeralds "Exploding Whale" logo, a whale grinning while holding a lit stick of dynamite, over the words "GOT BLUBBER"
A poster for "Final Fantasy and JRPGs Jazz Night" at Seventh Heaven Bar in Brooklyn, with live music by the Midgar Messengers. Barrett from FFVII is featured prominently.
Kithrup saying he thinks he hears Keith David in the new Spider-Man trailer. Insane Ian speculating David is playing Ezekiel.
A cross section of bread. It has a regular and dense crumb.
Two loaves of ciabatta, in an oven.
Two loaves of bread in a pan.
An elastic, sticky dough.
A bowl of dough with a label: "Oh, my biga!"
A view of the Distant Worlds stage. Orchestra level, not right in front but close enough, with a good view of the entire orchestra.
A poster for Distant Worlds: Music from Final Fantasy at Carnegie Hall. With Nobuo Uematsu in attendance. Yeah.
A download link for FOUNDLING FATHERS by Meg Elison.
Zabars chocolate and cinnamon babkas.
The playbill for Schmigadoon!
Wiley uses he/him pronouns out of drag and she/her and they/them pronouns as Pattie Gonia. This article uses they/them for consistency.
The Blu-Ray set of Azumanga Daioh.
A package of dried persimmons.
A sweat shirt that reads PATTIE GONIA HIKING CLUB with a high heeled foot.
"You get a premium news bundle similar in spirit to Apple News Plus, with outlets such as CNN, Fortune, The Washington Post, Conde Nast titles, Le Monde and others participating as launch partners."
Anthony Horowitz, author of the “Alex Rider” spy novels, said he had “absolutely no compunction whatsoever” about updating his books, the way he did here in “Stormbreaker,” the first book in the series: 2002: “Alex killed a couple of hours knocking a few balls around on his uncle’s snooker table — and then felt vaguely guilty when Jack caught him at it.” 2015: “Alex killed a couple of hours in the evening playing his Playstation — and then felt vaguely guilty when Jack caught him at it.”
A gray cat is boldly licking a clean plate that used to have scrambled eggs (with a bit of home-made chili oil mixed in, and if you haven't tried that, you should. It's pretty easy to make).
An ad for Final Fantasy (+other JRPGs) Jazz Night.
A couple of dorks stand on a NYC street. One, head and face clean shaven, has a light green shirt and shorts and a white ball cap. The other has an unruly mop of hair and a similar beard, a dark green shirt, and jeans. They both have goofy smiles and give the impression of being five drinks in but in fact are just like that normally.
The window sign for Hamburger America.
Pope Leo XIV appears to be speaking or singing into a microphone, eyes closed.
My thought is that we're dealing with an administration that has no fucking clue, no concept of legality, and no legitimacy, and the fact that we aren't in open revolution is a good thing but also an indictment of our complacency, and it's not that this is good, but it's barely cracking the top ten of things "the government can't do" that they've done this month. And it's May 11.
A text conversation. Me: I'm reminded of telling a friend "look, the Internet can't really shake me anymore. I was dealing with fake cancer diagnosis drama at 13." Friend: yeah exactly - and five pages of forum drama over banning a nazi Me: Five? Lucky you.
A poster for the documentary "Ghost in the Machine" at the Tishman Auditorium.
A sign reading "Most Aggressive Dog Breeds," counting down from 10. 10-2 just say "Aggression is not bred, it is a trained behavior." 1 is Chihuahua.
Serkis chose this new ending because he was hesitant to dog-pile on an already “bleak world,” he says.
A gray cat on a countertop.
A gray cat long-loafs on a pink bedspread.
A SideQuested note card with a sleeping dragon atop, signed by KB and Ale.
A picture of the stage of the musical _& Juliet_.
A green crocheted Malboro.
A poster for _The Mandalorian and Grogu_ that looks like it was designed by the people who did the posters for Indiana Jones.
A picture of me and Yoko Kanno.
A screen in front of a set of instruments. On the screen: "for All of our fans, we're SEATBELTS See you in next live!"
The marquee of the Kings Theatre in Brooklyn, showing YOKO KANNO WITH SEATBELTS APRIL 10 - SOLD OUT
It's a glass and it's a broken Bodum teapot.
Jake: "We really just need to have Japan Rail (any of them) run all our fucking trains" Me: "Oh seriously." Me: "I already had a love of trains but I came home with infinite envy." Jake: "Yeah, for real. It's like clockwork, and some billionaire should buy every MTA executive a ticket to Kansai" Jake: "(not tokyo because their trains are TOO good, but the Osaka Metro has appropriate levels of grit)" Me: 🤣🤣🤣
An Android Phone screen showing a call with "HMO Max." Not HBO. HMO.
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A screen showing "Tonight Is Different: A Haggadah for Pesach."
Two skeets from T Kingfisher. Bottom, "YES" Top, "No! No!"
A Post-It note with a drawing of a chicken holding a sign that reads "I'm at the Strand." It's signed.