Scobeard

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Virginian. Hokie. Large idiot.

It’s a large luchadore with an enormously large and blocky torso
“Guild Wars 3” Logo shown at Summer Games Fest
Steve Carell talkin’ bout bags of sand.
Tweet from Jon Baptiste Jon Batiste * Suggested for you • 2d • 6 ... Nobuo Uematsu, one of my earliest inspirations, the "Beethoven of video game music". His compositions for the Final Fantasy series legitimatized the art form. Back in 1997, Final Fantasy VIl changed my life.
Greg Raiff is seemingly the CEO of a private jet company
The GTA San Andreas meme where Carl says “Ah shit, here we go again”.
It’s a swimming pool set to long course meters which is the bane of any former short course swimmer’s existence. But honestly really really good for uninterrupted stroke work.
An email I received at 4:44am this morning of a one time passcode for Hulu because someone was trying to log into my Hulu at 4:44am this morning.
The guy from the Virginia Tech Spring Football Game who crashed into the scoreboard and hung there for a while (he’s okay and Go Hokies!)
Picture of a literal catholic priest being attacked by ICE.
A text from Luke from Summer House about running for congress in Minnesota (yeah that Luke).
A post that says swimming lessons lead to early academic success that reads: THE #1 DRIVER OF EARLY ACADEMIC SUCCESS ISN'T FLASHCARDS OR PHONICS. IT'S SWIMMING LESSONS. KIDS WHO SWIM BEFORE AGE 5 START KINDERGARTEN AT A FIRST-GRADE READING LEVEL. THEY'RE ALSO 15 MONTHS AHEAD IN LITERACY AND NUMERACY. HERE'S WHY SWIMMING ISN'T JUST ABOUT SAFETY. IT'S YOUR CHILD'S FIRST ACADEMIC EDGE
The comic meme where someone is watching a bird do standup comedy and shouts “Booo! get better material!”
Mrs. Met of The Mets baseball team. She left Mr. Met for Italy because they’re the president of baseball now I don’t make the rules.
NEWS BUTT BIRTH RHINO FROM ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS UP FOR AUCTION, EXPECTED TO SELL FOR $4K - $8K IGN
Chris Farley from the Coffee Crystals sketch when he’s delivered the news.
My two dogs who are BROTHERS. Cuddling. One has his head laid on the other’s head. They are sleeping. They are perfect.
Parikh also said he was concerned they are no longer selling "real chicken" at Cracker Barrel, a restaurant that has become a fixation for conservatives following a recent rebrand. "The food was going downhill before all their woke stuff," Parikh said. Along with food, Parikh said he is concerned about soda and claimed he always mixes it with alcohol "to sanitize it." "People, just — they've got to wake up," Parikh said. After hearing Parikh's long list of grievances, we pressed him once again on who exactly is in the "cabal" and "deep state." He cited the longrunning NBC television thriller "The
A tweet from Elon Musk on that reads: “Whoever said ‘money can’t buy happiness’ really knew what they were talking about (and then there’s a sullen/sad face emoji)”
An insanely patriotic image of eagles and American flags and the Statue of Liberty that looks like your Facebook gramma got really into photoshop
A well know meme of a man rubbing his hands down his face with an almost blissful expression.
Katie Miller tweet that reads: “Sharyn Alfonsi should be terminated for reckless disregard of leadership.” Because she’s part of the most unamerican coalition in history.
Tina Davis, who modeled for Ford in the mid-1990s, said in an interview that her Ford booker instructed her to get dressed up and attend a Mar-a-Lago party in late 1994. Just 14 and new to Miami, she was told to "dress sexy," according to her mother, Sandra Coleman, who had accompanied her to Florida. Eight or nine other models came along on the bus. "All the girls were really young," Ms. Coleman recalled in an interview. "Some of them could have been in training bras." When they arrived at Mar-a-Lago, Ms. Coleman said, her daughter was promptly handed a glass of champagne. She took it away, but waiters kept offering more. Each time one of the middle-aged men at the party approached her daughter, Ms. Coleman would walk over and introduce herself as Ms. Davis's mother. During a trip to the bathroom, they ran into Mr. Trump's new wife, whom they had met earlier. Ms. Maples clasped her hands, Ms. Coleman recalled, and looked her in the eye. "Whatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband," she told Ms. Coleman. "Protect her"
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen levitating
It’s an email from the VCU Brandcenter - a graduate program for branding/advertising basically stating the the industry sucks right now and offering resources for alumni.
It’s soup!
A comic book panel of Marvel’s Moon Knight throwing weapons screaming “RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!”
Online article with photo of guy in a car that reads: Local Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain” Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Meme of a pastor praying on TV to Jesus, saying: “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.”
It’s a meme-drawing of a guy in a group of friends giving an unenthusiastic thumbs up to an outsider saying or doing something meant to bait a reaction.
The meme of Jennifer Lawrence on hot ones repeatedly asking the host “What do you mean” with an increasing sense of desperation.
A woman listening to music with a blissful look on her face while her hands lightly hold the headphones she’s wearing. Imaginary music notes dance around her head to convey the magic she must be hearing. She likes what she hears.
Brenda’s Frazier in “Bedazzled”, crying at the sunset.
Text from an article that reads: We're clear-eyed: Every Al company and investor has massive incentive to hype the most glorious Al case. So the technology might never live up to its promise. • But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusional about where they're spending trillions in combined capital.
Screenshot of a Google search that reads: “kombucha face meme all bad”.
Guy laying on his side enjoying a really long cigarette with a smirk on his face.
Young Republican from the group chats from that Politico article being all Young Republican and shit.
It’s the Blinking Guy meme