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a long-eared, huge-tailed feminine animal wearing a form-fitting dress and some pearls. she poses holding her purse and looks haughtily at the camera.
two oings roughly embroidered onto bull denim fabric
"FROLICK" shirt being worn in front of greenery.
diagram showing steps to cut an onion in half, then into slivers and then diced
scoffy posing with the "FROLICK" shirt on, which depicts a rounded, simplistic dog being chased by a pointy, simplistic fox. they are happy and their shapes complement one another.
oings holding hands printed on a burnt, tattered shirt...
shipping label display of oings. they are priced at 2$/ea or 3/5$ea... and they spread like MOLD!!!!
two pairs of oings holding hands under the strings of a guitar.
unfinished print attempt, which cut off prematurely before the flags were rendered. in marker, it's written 'HOMOPHOBIC PRINTER' with a sad oing.
print of the illustration POLE POSITION, showing scoffy in a tight-fitting racing tracksuit holding two flags by her side (the trans and lesbian flags.) she is on the road in a crude flat landscape dotted by trees.
risograph of the 'WD-40' illustration, showing white fox in a WD-40 can themed hoodie, with strong primary colors in background.
scoffy Lounging. she looks positively chuffed!
the current iteration of scoffy 3d model, looking to the side with some ridiculous grin... the hair is long, messy and flowing, with all sorts of hues bouncing softly off the model.
a monochromatic scoffy avatar is drawn. the memory reads as follows: "Opening my eyes to what games could be, it guided me to MOTHER 2 and beyond. An incredible ludonarrative and soundtrack inspired me to wear many, many hats for my own work."
camera rotates around scoffysona's head as she lipsyncs to "match bet" by the band squid, showcasing rudimentary 3d shapekey modeling and animation. at the end, the camera rushes through a satellite view of a town, landing on her very confused expression. the video is unpolished and very 'test animation.' i blew up this 3d model with explodives afterwards
a video depicting three different 3d models, describing some details of the commission work being opened. it spins around all three models slowly.
a brown cat sona hunched over on the ground, with short messy hair, holding a cat toy supposed to be a measly approximation of a mouse. his tail curls inquisitively, and his clothes drape over his form. the background environment is lovingly rendered in 3d, with special attention paid to the door. it is a carpeted room with the sun shining through a window, casting a shadow on the cat.
dee drew leftmost, neatest. scoffy drew center, messier. heike drew rightmost, messiest
three oings, progressively more crude in construction. they are all holding hands. medium is beach sand
text "I GRIEVE YOU LIKE YOU WANTED ME TO" in rows. repeating, it breaks up and becomes increasingly nonsensical. fading into a blinding flash and sun semicircle meeting at her head, scoffysona tears at her own hair with gritted teeth in a closed-off position. the background is composed of faint stars in a light-polluted night sky.
chuck holding a "fish" (?) above his head, posed next to two large trees near a beach.
animation to song "telephone number" by oohashi jyunko with scoffysona in a city. she is very melodramatic and silly. various oings play trumpet for her, and a number from a display falls on her head. she is not pleased by this development
scoffy 3d model from two different angle, lipsyncing rather plainly to tv room β€” famous
scoffysonie in a custom, flashy racing jumpsuit, holding trans and lesbian flags (for a mysterious and strange reason we may never know.) she's in the middle of a roadway.
scoffysonie in 3d, with updated bell collar and hair. she has a slight, crooked smile on her face, a pleasant expression. shading is colorful in muted way.
scoffysona 3d model, updated with new mouth mesh. she is foxing it the fuck up it's crazy
a digital corkboard. user manipulates various pieces of paper and their placement via thumbtacks, with limited functionality. church bell tolls when said paper falls out of playing area.
image of browser for official Unity 3D license page, showing an insecure connection due to expired SSL certificate
kamosika standing by waterfall. fluffy, medium-height creature in gradients from white to grey to brown to black. two petite horns jut out of head, with goatlike eyes.
titled "new mistake i invented" scoffy stands in front of weezer themed door, with desire to "sit her half-japanese girl ass down and listen." upon opening the weezer door, she discovers the opening lyrics to "el scorcho" and promptly slams door with a deep disappointment upon her face.
stars of hard, geometric angles gleam beyond a dark sweater. a side profile of a fox woman, lines roughly anointed in primaries.
six panel comic. nighttime in a forest, by a campfire and van. minuetta, large brown bear lady, asks small cat lady, suteko, for more peanuts. she's drunk and adds 'babe' at the end of her sentence, which flusters suteko greatly. an attentive wolf guy, jyun, overhears this, and assumes what happens next will not go well. a play chart in his mind shows he has no idea what is going on, despite his confidence. suteko asks minuetta, who does not grasp the gravity of the situation, what they are (as a couple.) minuetta misinterprets this as a question as to what suteko looks like to her, and after a period of thinking, decides on "cat" as an answer.
scoffy, sitting down, turns to look at camera. film is scrubbed through several times, repeating and rewinding said action.
suteko, small cat, makes eye contact with minuetta, large bear. nervous and sweating, she thinks 'SHE NEEDS TO GIVE ME LIFE WITH NO PAROLE,' while a relaxed and amused minuetta thinks 'Lol this lil guy kinda awesoooome'
pair of playing cards. 9 of clubs is equipped with a group of stalwart oings, queen of hearts is equipped with a scoffy, holding a chrysanthemum.
wide mug with earthy tones and lemon garnish. inscripted with three OING figures with phase, "WORLD IS FOR FRIENDS."
an eager fox woman talking into brick phone. the sound waves are represented obliquely.
4. Now we approach. season your Bubbling Broth/Boiling Stew to taste w/ a pinch of MSG, less careful pinching of dashi, and a frankly silly amount of miso. be careful as to not let miso burn, as it does so easily. note: turn off burner for the miso! slowly mix it into broth by spoonful. it takes little bit to dissolve. let all your flavours make friends and shaking hands for couple minute. 5. cube up toufu to potato-level bitesize cuboids. gently put in and let toufu familiarize with other ingredients. couple more minute. 6. serve in big ol bowls. pretty scrummy right. also TURN OFF THE STOVE youre done now :)
TONJIRU RECIPE serves 4 comfortably! 1 lbs thin-slice pork 1 fullsize gobou root like half a pound of daikon radish a couple good sized carrots like idk Several Potatoes half a whole block of toufu a really badass and/or sexy miso paste teaspoon msg Some(?) sesame oil some dashi. like a handful amount PRE-PREP- think about people you are about to feed and their considerations. sub as necessary- but it's called Tonjiru dude. pork and gobou are Mostest essential part of this soupy.. shave bald all gobou, carrot, daikon and potato. chop potato to cubular, bitesize chunks. gobou and carrot should be cut into rounds skewed at 45 degree angle across entire length. daikon is cut into thicker rounds before being quartered from said rounds. 1. use large pot. something like dutch oven is good for this job. heat to medium and drizzle some sesame oil into. enough to give the pork and gobou a good time but not enough to drench. cook until pork shows symptoms of browning but not fully susceptible. make sure none of the meat is red. 2. dump carrot and daikon in. let them get all sizzly. your kitchen should smell nice. wait until all the water exits the veggies. Now is time for Fucked Up. dump enough Nice water in to cover most all contents, and wait until it becomes Simmer all politely to pull stove down to Low. you can fish out all the oil at top but if you do not Respect these thoughts refuse this idea. 3. just simmer it for like 5 minutes i guess. listen to Bright Green Fields by Squid. doesn't he sound like chased by Garden's Hose? anyways. now is time for you to put in Potatoe. Potato takes a bit so keep pot simmering for 15 minute or so. just enough time to think about how much these Squid guys really like Radiohead, huh.
frame of 3d animation. scoffysonie is howling, looking to the sky. oings hold various photorealistic trumpets to provide musical accompaniment.
diagram showing how to eat fish. first by holding in mouth and thanking for meal. then shaking fish violently
emoticon composed of colon and close bracket. labeled "chart ," this handy mathematical device proves similarity between this emoti and smiling fox face
PSA: DON'T SEND YOUR SCOPPYS TO WAR! fox woman in land of reeds armor sadly thinks of her two nerd wifes; one who wants to teach her ableton (heike) and the other who is playing big catch demo again (dee.)
scoffy making intimdating pose. saying ガγ‚ͺーッ and wearing big sweater and being silly. big hair too
chunchy scoffy wearing baggy pajama. she thinks, "today, i feel BONITA!"
collage of columbo scoffys. selected lyrics of "born under punches" plastered along frame.
scoffy with burnt right hand unable to drawing
extremely unpolished sketch of sheepish foxgirl sona. strange leaning pose. is trying to be cool, but looks lame. long textured clothes.
fluffy foxgirl in minimal clothing except for baggy canvas pants. leafy urban background. sweaty hot day.