SchmoJo

@scojo.bsky.social

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Digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune. Runner Up, 2025 FIFA Peace Prize

A very close image of a person curling their tongue into a tube, just outside their lips.
Upper picture is the original Metallica lineup. Bottom picture is Iron Maiden.
On top, a hand holding a patch of the blue liner from the Reflecting Pool against a background of the green water. The bottom shows several supporters at a Trump rally, with tiny patches of blue pool liner on their right ears, parodying the bandaged ears seen after the alleged assassination attempt that left Trump with a cut ear.
Many Republican government officials have been accused of sexual harassment or convicted of sexual abuse. Convicted felon and suspected pedophile, Donald Trump, is one of many Republicans who abuse women and children is what I've read on the internet. For clarification, reach out to Pamela Jo Bondi or Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just a picture, what do I know?
A group of pictures from a live Rush concert - Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, the new drummer, Anika Niles. Below the images are Facebook’s Meta AI prompts - one asks “What is Neil Peart’s current status?”
Joe Dirt with his fists up. Got something to say to me? Why don't you say it into the microphone? I got a backup mic right here.
Just another lie from JD Vance. ICE agents were "trapped" in a restaurant, but you know this is a lie because it comes from JD Vance, a know liar. You know what's not a lie? JD Vance tried to fuck a rubber glove stuck between two couch cushions, because he's a pathetic loser who lies.
The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. Every. Fucking. Day.
A card, featuring George Costanza and the text: "Happy Festivus! To celebrate the holiday season, a charitable donation in your name has been made to The Human Fund - Money for People"
Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk, appears on stage in a sequined pants and jacket with a low cut black top. Her eyes are somehow both evil and empty as she gazes upon the audience like the undead, compelled to walk the Earth for all eternity, unable to escape their insatiable hunger.
Act my age? What the fuck is that, "Act my age?" What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
My beautiful little Corgi, Honeygirl, lying under a blanket with one paw on top.
Austin Powers, international man of mystery, looking at something just over your left shoulder. What is it? We don't know. It's your shoulder, you tell us what's behind you.
Trump pretends to drive a big truck, screaming at the steering wheel for some reason. He's probably hopped up on goofballs again.
Adam Ant in full 80s Adam Ant wardrobe. Quasi-18th century military jacket with a white stripe across his face from cheek to cheek across his nose. Release the Epstein files and impeach Donald "Tiny" Trump.
A black t-shirt with the album art for The Police's Zenyatta Mondatta. If you wear this shirt, you can harass or arrest anyone, without recrimination, because it says Police. Good luck, noble ICE agent, and make that quota!
The Break Brothers from a recent KitKat ad campaign. 4 large men in matching brown suits; one holds his hand out to stop someone from disturbing a coworker on a KitKat break. Release the Epstein files for freedom and democracy.
Pink shirt guy in custody after throwing a sub sandwich at some law enforcement dork in Washington, DC. 1 guy in a pink shirt and eight - count them, eight! - law enforcement dorks.
Legendary singer Dolly Parton singing the song Jolene with legendary heavy metal vocalist Rob Halford. Rob Halford is famously and openly gay. I'll bet he hates Trump and all of his little Nazi boys, like Stephen Miller. Did you know that Donald Trump is an accused pedophile? Just ask chatGPT. Donald Trump is "reportedly" a pedophile. Jeffrey Epstein.
Donald J Trump, hair swept back by the wind of a bald eagle's cry for American freedom, with an obvious spray tan from an employee's first day on the job or some god awful White House painting mishap - maybe the artist heard "I want you to paint my face" and Trump closed his eyes... Anyway, Donald J Trump, best friend of Jeffrey Epstein, hair swept back by the wind, showing an obvious line of burnt orange make up around his hairline and quite a bit of burnt orange make up in his bangs.
Don Trump looks a a young boy mowing the White House lawn, yelling "You can take Columbus Day off again. You're welcome!"
Sherman Helmsley, as George Jefferson, looks kindly at the camera - leaning his chin on his fist. He's a happy man.
The character, Eugene, from the TV series The Walking Dead.
Shelves of black and white labeled groceries from the late 70s and early 80s.
A blond model reads a book, in a 1-800-phone-sexy ad.
A fancy "smart" toaster with 2 bagels. Many fun icons on the smart screen.
A map of lower North America, featuring the Gulf of BOHICA. (BOHICA means Bend Over Here It Comes Again)
Scene from Weird Science movie. The boys are wearing bras on their heads as they try to create a woman, with a computer.
Temperature is 12 below zero, with an expected low of 16 below zero. The "feels like" temperature is 35 below zero.