Scott Brewster

@scottbrewster.bsky.social

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I'm a dude.

I big ass bird hanging out on a dented guard rail with some trees and shit in the background. At around the 30 second mark, it flaps itself down the road and into a tree
A medium sized box of Star Wars Black Series guys neatly packed
A DVD case for Kolchak: The Night Stalker Tye Complete Series with an image of Darren McGavin wearing a straw hat, rendered in blue and black. Oh, yeah... it glows in the dark
Pretty popcorn clouds with silver limings
A pale green wall with a print of Van Gogh's Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette in a groovy wooden frame
Some stupid AI shit calling John Lithgow "Jonathan"
Channel Scanning screen from a TV showing that it has detected 85 digital channels and 47 RF channels
An article about The Monkees with some bullshit AI generated photos that don't look like The fucking Monkees
Screenshot of a weather app with lots of info, the relevant parts being 75°, 74% humidity, and 9:40 pm.
Video shot through the window of a pickup truck traveling down a long, steep, muddy driveway surrounded by trees
A sticker in patriotic stats and stripes shaped like the state of Alabama. "I Voted" is across the middle in blue letters
Big black cat sleeping next to a big brown dog
A plastic skull attached to a plastic spine. It's wearing a gray bucket hat with the brim turned up and has a hexagonal mirror clamped between its teeth. Its eye sockets have large silver areas in their centers and pale blue color in their upper halves. She's fabulous. She's Belinda.
A gray/tan tabby cat snoozing against a jeans-clad leg
Keep on Truckin' with Big Moe with R. Crumb's Keep On Truckin' dudes in white on a red background, painted on a white brick wall
Cool clouds covering a very blue sky with the top bit of a house at bottom right, trees from bottom center to bottom left, and the sun at top center
Some weird exploded head AI soldier from some dumbass Donald Trump thinks he's Jesus social media post
Robert Forster's name spelled wrong
A lawrence bender production Bridget Fonda. Robert Froster
Sunrise over a neighborhood with kookie popcorn clouds and a sky changing from orange to purple to light blue
A gray/tan tabby cat sleeping between my legs. Her rear feets and right hand are propped on my right leg
A deteriorated pecan, blackened from passing through a dog's digestive tract. On a gray background
Certified by WEBF/AASB to be High Quality in red and green lettering with billowing purple clouds in the background
Bowl Barbacoa- Limited Time Only. Cilantro Lime Rice•Black Beans• GrilledPeppers andOnions. Shredded Cheese.Pico.Sour Cream •Diced Onions •Pickled Jalapeños. Cilantro•Hard Rock& RollSauce. Moe'sSauce On Side•Guacamole Inside Yourltem•Yes,IWantFree Chips and SalsaHouse Made Salsa (Red) 2
A silvery gray tabby cat sleeping on a puffy, pale blue bed
My food sitting on the goddamn ground instead of on the table that's 18 inches to the left
Duh in white script on a black background
A plastic skeleton named Bruce sporting gold, star shaped deedly-poppers with "Happy New Year" on them
A screenshot of a weather app showing 78° Fahrenheit at 1:42pm on December 24th, 2025. It's in, like, blue fading to black from top to bottom
An old, grand, two-story brick house with an overgrown yard
A two-toned blue coffee cup with Happy Holidays from 7 Brew in a white label, with a red diagonal ribbon from bottom left to top right
Two Cup Noodles ramen, one Turkey Dinner flavor, the other is Pumpkin Pie flavored (yuckimus maximus)
A Styrofoam box that once contained three tacos campechanos but now only has the lifeless husks of lime wedges, a few stray onion bits, and some wadded, soiled napkins
A wide view of a neighborhood with mostly water trees and a butt-load of little popcorn clouds lit from below by the rising sun, most with a reddish tint to them
Two Cup Noodle cups, one turkey dinner flavored, the other pumpkin pie
A dog sleeping under a blankie and snoring softly. There are lots of patterns and textures going on. I've typed out a swell description four times now and managed to delete it four times, so that's all ya get. Peace.
the Molcajete: a pork chop, a slab of incredibly tender carne asada, 3 or 4 jumbo shrimp, nopales, chorizo, onions, poblano peppers, an entire jalapeño, birria juice, rice, frijoles charros, guacamole, sour cream, and pico de gallo
There is no such thing as an AI artist
WARNING Sharp Edges You might die in childbirth
A black skeleton in a Hello Kitty t-shirt and a John Deere ball cap with a Sonic bag in his lap, sitting in the passenger seat of a pick-'em-up truck
Purple square with a white star and a lighter purple border on a white background with "Perfect!" in black lettering beneath. There are a couple of unintentional squiggles over the 2nd e in perfect because I'm not good at internetting
A maple tree with yellow and reddish leaves in front of very condominium looking condominiums and a cloudy sky with a pretty swell lookin' Ford Ranger parked beneath
A long haired young fellow who should've buttoned a couple more buttons on his shirt. Black & White.
Lies. Whatever he says. Lies. Obfuscation . Circumlocution. Prevarication. Pointless to argue with someone acting in bad faith.
A Styrofoam to-go box full of deep fried deliciousness. Fried okra at the top left, fried green tomatoes in the top right position, and three pieces of perfectly golden fried whiting. There's a can of Grapico to the left of the box and a bottle of Frank's Red Hot to the right
Two pics of a thing, bedraggled, old-lady-lookin' gray tabby cat above two pics of the same cat lookin' all healthy and swell after two months of lovin'
A collage of four photos The top two show a thin, bedraggled tabby cat on blue brick steps. The bottom ones show the same cat two and a half months later, healthy and sleek
A gray tabby cat at the top of a long wooden staircase looking up into the camera while a large black cat loads on the second step down
A person standing with a Yeoman Warder from The Tower of London while wearing a t-shirt with a photo of the very same Yeoman Warder on it
A brindle and white doggie and a white doggie with black around her eye
A handsome gray kitty looking down from the top step with his little paws dangling over the edge
Certified by WEBF/AASB to be High Quality in red and green lettering with billowy purple clouds in the background
A screenshot of my phone showing an "end of feed'
My crossed feet in black sneakers and socks at the bottom left, and a brown dog in a blue harness lying on terracotta tiles, looking out through a cast iron porch railing, as she guards against joggers, dog-walkers, and demons on bicycles. A red leash attached to her harness runs out of frame on the bottom left