Scott Surette

@scottsurette.com

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bad at skateboarding, good at overthinking

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE Your heart is full of old wounds that can’t help but fester.
Also, upon checking our records, your payment is scheduled to be released on March 18, 2026. yes, but that date was two weeks ago
soft pretzel and cup of cheese
Ashley Ann Trump's speech is the longest State of the Union address made by any president since The American Presidency Project began keeping records in 1964.
black cat perched atop a platform shelf on the wall, framed sonic the hedgehog print in the background
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE Buying something isn't going to make you feel any better.
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE You are a constellation of sadness.
text message that reads: Eversource: We are prepared for significant snowfall from Sunday into Monday along with extreme cold. Monitor forecast and be prepared. See storm center: eversource.com
the title screen of the muppet christmas carol, surrounded by some christmas decorations around the TV
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a “chicago handshake,” a shot of malort with a bottle of old style
spray paint on side of bridge reading “kids luv poops” instead of “kids luv cops”
selfie of me wearing a new england patriots jersey
magic the gathering spider-man booth themed as daily bugle
full theater of attendees watching several people on stage discuss final fantasy tactics remake
dog wearing french cosplay for expedition 33, including sunglasses and holding a baguette in its mouth
exterior of the pine box in seattle, a bar in the building a former funeral home
joke banner at PAX that reads: divorced vacations by Joan come wed or come alone, it doesn’t matter: you’ll wish you’d spent your entire life with our handsome waiters
flight of beer from Great Notion brewery
mod pizza: mushroom, red peppers, pesto drizzle, with a draft beer
screenshot of a text conversation daughter: Does the Tomato 🍅 Kingdom exist? Lena's asking me: I don't know what that is daughter: Can you say yes and can you unsend that please
screenshot of first five Steam purchases: Apr 4, 2011 Super Meat Boy Dec 13, 2010 Left 4 Dead 2 Dec 28, 2009 The Orange Box Dec 28, 2009 Morrowind Game of the Year Oblivion Game of the Year Deluxe Oct 31, 2007 Counter-Strike: Source
selfie of myself and my brother at the red sox game, i’m wearing an off-white t-shirt for pup the band and a grey hat, my brother is wearing a navy blue and white striped t-shirt and a black red sox hat
clear skies at fenway park during a red sox game, photo taken from high above the first base line with boston in the background
screenshot of costar app that reads “your day at a glance — you so often desire the things that make you unhappy”
a notification from the costar app that reads “your day at a glance — thoughts are hell.”
screenshot of a notification from the chipotle app with a subject that reads “🖤 TATTED LIKE A CHIPOTLE BA…” and a body that reads “Friday the 13th exclusive: Turn 10 points into a chance at our limited-edition flash tattoo sheet. Terms apply.”
a closeup of a tube of toothpaste that reads “cavity protection, strengthens teeth with active fluoride, great regular flavor”
holding an iced coffee in front of an open car window, the sticker on the iced coffee cup reads “md ice orig cof, 3 caramel swl, oatmilk”
black cat curled up on a couch
the PAX East expo floor from above, with many booths and people
powerglove shredding
Sylvanas Windrunner cosplayer in front of a statue of Sylvanas Windrunner
Jerry Holkins and Kris Straub on stage at PAX during the make-a-strip panel
large electronic sign that reads “gabe + tycho (but make it in graffiti style)” with some graffiti text underneath that says “pax east”
my arm/wrist in a black removable brace
the used performing “the taste of ink”
a group of people in the streets marching, some holding a palestine flag and signs with slogans in support of free palestine
two plates of salmon, broccolini, and couscous
notification for NYT breaking news that reads “elon musk’s lieutenants now have access to the payment system that releases federal funds, after a standoff with a treasury official”
the Northeastern women's hockey team celebrating on the ice at TD Garden with a banner being raised behind them that reads "Women's Beanpot - Northeastern 2025 Champions"
the blood brothers performing “my first kiss at the public execution” with the singer on top of the crowd
a screenshot from the New York Times: Dec. 9, 2024, 1:46 p.m. ET 7 minutes ago Maria Cramer Reporting on the New York Police Department A “combination of old-school detective work and new age technology” helped lead to the arrest, the police commissioner says. The information the news media spread to the public was crucial. “We should never underestimate the power of the public to be our eyes and ears,” she says.
selfie of me holding a canned Recess margarita mocktail in front of a computer monitor displaying the PAX Unplugged logo
screenshot of a winning parlay bet, with the picks packers +3 (push), jordan love 200+ passing yards, jared goff 250+ passing yards, and josh jacobs anytime td scorer. $5 wager, won $16.20
[Ponytail sitting at a computer with Cueball standing behind her.] Cueball: When a user takes a photo, the app should check whether they're in a national park... Ponytail: Sure, easy GIS lookup. Gimme a few hours. Cueball: ...and check whether the photo is of a bird. Ponytail: I'll need a research team and five years. [Caption below the panel:] In CS, it can be hard to explain the difference between the easy and the virtually impossible.
tour poster for 25th anniversary of Poison the Well's "The Opposite of December," with support from Glassjaw, Better Lovers, and Teenage Wrist
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photo of a bruins game at TD garden
photo of me in a mirror wearing a boston bruins jersey and beanie
A three panel comic: panel 1 is a child-like version of a character playing a video game, panel 2 is the child-like character handing the controller to a jaded adult character, panel 3 the adult has transformed into child-like form, with text reading "The Mega Man 9 Effect"
photo of a packed meeting room with text on a projector screen that reads “trump was reelected, winning the popular vote for the first time. compared to 2020, millions of democrats stayed home while trump’s vote tally increased. why?”
photo of graffiti on the side of a bridge that reads “KIDS LUV COPS”
still of The Bachelorette, man and woman talking, man is wearing ~100 balloons attached to his body. there’s a caption of another man off screen saying “oh no, that’s hella balloons”
beer outside on a picnic table
xkcd comic with various people in various overlapping venn diagrams for many different chat protocols. the caption reads “I have a hard time keeping track of which contacts use which chat systems”
Dove (white lab) sleeping on a foam chair with her left ear askew, with Smudge (black cat) sleeping on her cat tree perched above Dove
Pinny Arcade panel
myself, Chelsea, and Adam with Pikachu