Scott Troyer

@scotttroyer.com

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What’s the German word for witpissingintotheether? #hashtag

A file folder that reads: BE BOLD BE CHARMING BE SHARP BE GENEROUS BE SILLY BE AMAZING
A sign on a building that reads Suga Mama’s Daycare & Pre-School
Elmer Twump is stymied by a wascally wabbit.
A lemon with a Greek letter phi on it.