screamlet

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from book 17 of emily wilson's odyssey translation, menelaus to telemachus as relayed to penelope: "when menelaus asked why i had come to glorious sparta, i told him the truth in detail, and he answered, "stupid cowards! the bed they want to lie down in belongs to someone truly resolute. as when a deer lays down her newborn suckling fawns inside the leafy den of some firrce lion, and goes off to the slopes and grassy valleys to graze. then he comes back to his own bed and cruelly destroys both little ones. so odysseus will destroy them all."
tumblr screenshot: tech enthusiasts say, "everything in my house is wired to the internet of things! i control it all from my smartphone! my smart-house is bluetooth enabled and i gav give it voice commands via alexa! i love the future! programmers/engineers say, "the most recent piece of technology i own is a printer from 2004 and i keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise."
Titled "Settle This Debate" and below is three rows showing coffee, toast and steak labeled 1-6. First row is six cups of coffee. 1. Black 2. Extra Strong 3. Strong 4. Medium 5. Weak 6. Extra Weak Second row is six slices of toast 1. Untoasted 2. Light 3. Golden 4. Medium 5. Dark 6. Burnt Third row is six cuts of steak 1. Rare 2. Medium rare 3. Medium 4. Medium Well 5. Well Done 6. Very Well Done
picture from walmart bookshelf: titles: "a courtship for the amish nanny" "carnival cold case" and "justice unleashed"
jimin and taehyung in sleeveless shirts singing to "idol" jimin's eyes are closed as he sings and his elf hair is at its full strength. taehyung is having a great time!
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Libra Sun, Capricorn Moon, Gemini Rising, Libra Venus - #D986A8 #5C6571 #63B6D5 #E8B3C6. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart #big3 #pantonechallenge #zodiacpantone
snippet of the imdb page for the odyssey 2026: director: christopher nolan. writers: christopher nolan and homer
crowd view of tottenham hotspur stadium and the large portion of the upper decks in the sun
jungkook singing wearing a dark grey tank and green jacket, with damp hair hanging in his face
jin blowing a kiss while jungkook sticks his gold microphone against his mouth
hobi in a bright yellow tank top and a brown hat with a belt on the brim
jin singing wearing a sheep hat
jimin in a puppykitty hat waving good night
jungkook carrying jin around the stage as they laugh
pigeon with a churro
Uni-ball One P Gel Pen - 0.5 mm - Banana Body
jungkook in a black and white calvin klein ad, looking very androgynous with his long shaggy hair as he smiles at the camera
jungkook at arirang busan day 2, sitting with his microphone as he addresses the audience. he's laughing and showing off all 700 of his teeth and his eyes glitter coyly
good boy jimin in his white shirt and hands on his hips smiling his good boy smile
bts in the 2020 winter package taking a group picture, surrounding yoongi with the caption "hug him, hug him" (as they hug him)
bts in their purple oreo commercial, jimin looking surprised that you caught him eating an oreo while the six other clowns (badly, so very very badly) pretend to laugh
ovechkin and crosby at the all star game skating with ovechkin's son between them
crosby and ovechkin in their respective uniforms at the all star game, sitting together and smiling for the camera
crosby and ovechkin in their respective uniforms posing and smiling
hobi lying on a bed of feathers (literally) staring at the camera longingly
jin and jungkook in their winter outfits together on a couch. JK is leaning on jin and screaming while jin disassociates and moans. caption: "all right, let's go [these two clearly have no intention of going]"
hobi doing a foot volleyball serve with his bent wrist doing something incredible as namjoon watches in awe
hobi lying on the floor with his feet up against the wall. caption: "why am i doing this? i'm a singer."
hobi in a soft pink louis vuitton outfit, asking: "does his heart still beat?"
screenshot from bon voyage 1, the guys (minus namjoon) sitting in chairs by a lake, captioned with someone saying "i think... we're all kind of idiots."
hobi dressed all in white and ethereally lit as he looks off camera, a snowy christmas street behind him
jungkook playing a perspective trick so it looks like he's pouring a watering can onto namjoon in a lifeguard stand, who's blocking it with an umbrella. jungkook looks very proud of himself
poolside suits again: hobi lost to the microphone again, namjoon looking like a secret service lifeguard, and tae looking over his shoulder at hobi like he's just discovered food or water for the first time
hobi and namjoon in suits by a pool singing/looking So Incredibly Cool never doubt how COOL they are they're SO COOL!!!!!!!! namjoon has sunglasses, hobi is lost to the microphone
hobi erotically licking his lip and smiling
namseok in a desolate hallway after playing rock-paper-scissors; hobi won and is pumping his fist while namjoon stares at him with a hand (paper) out, also desolate (emotionally)
tara lipinski and johnny weir in elegant black and white outfits at the traitors reunion
a disembodied pair of leather boots climbing the stairs
Quiz result: You are RM. You move through the world thoughtfully and with intention. You value growth and meaning.
charles leclerc with arcanine the pokemon, captioned "his loyalty, [his speed]"
bts gathered around a table, captioned with someone saying "don't speak unless you're namjoon"
first row of nyt connections for February 4 2026, highlight on the two terms on the top right "heated" and "rivalry"
eric nam grinning on the set of the traitors, captioned: "we step into hell tonight on @/thetraitorsus"
namjoon holding up a sign that says "i hate it here"
glass prayer candle with blue haired taehyung holding a rose and a namjoon moon jar sitting on a shelf
alan cumming: red beret, sleeveless red/green tartan thing with a dark red cape, dark red bracers, and a knife handle sticking out of his chest. hands on his hips because it's him. captioned: "but be warned- there is more than just money at stake today."
alan cumming dressed in a dark red sweater vest with "MURRRDER" on the chest, a red and teal tartan, red knit knee-high socks, red leather boots, and there's just a whole lot going on. the closed captioning says "and my little multipack of liars."
thestorygraph wrap-up: 19 books read, 6000 pages
screenshot of 2025 thestorygraph wrap-up
traffic cone crushed into the street
spirit city character reading in bed with a small purple deer (also reading)
tofuture tofu press showing all pieces
osume's lilac dreams marshmallow profile keycaps: white alphas, dark purple/blue accents, light purple keys
spirit city bedroom in autumn decor
hobi: I'm doing whatever namjoon is doing. additional caption: the 94s planning on doing everything together
your student, felix, saying "i can't right now, but let's fight soon. i look forward to beating you."
namjoon and jin in that one live where jin is scolding namjoon while holding a knife and namjoon looks...... like jin is holding a knife
tiny bookshop: screenshot of the stray dog asking "would you like to pet the dog?" yes or no
dual monitor screenshot: on the left a desktop with namjoon in the "wildflower" music video, on the right hobi all in pink again (different angle)