🔩Joan

@screwedjoan.bsky.social

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Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. I like women, music and cats.Trying to enjoy life and not let the world get me down. She/Her. 🔞 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE

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COMICS BY PERCH! CC 14:25 Is Mind Control actually super problematic? Comics by Perch • 592 views • 8 hours ago
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Hot Amateurs liked your post • 1m genuinely love how in community s1 they merely imply the dean is queer and four episodes into s2 they're like "yeah he's been sucking dicks at truck stops on the weekend"
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Veronica McDonald @veronicamcdonald.bsky.so... HOLD UP WAIT AN ENTIRE MINUTE! Bernie Sanders is telling James Carville that if James Carville doesn't like leftists invading the Democratic Party James Carville needs to leave the Democratic Party? Is that right? 4:10 PM • Aug 5, 2026 & Everybody can reply 7 reposts 1 quote 42 likes 12 42 Veronica McDonald @veronicamcd... • 5h Now I don't like either one of them but Bernie Sanders is not a Democrat or in the Democratic Party so who does he think he is telling somebody who IS in the Democratic Party to leave? That is some true colonizer energy.
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James: And I'm saying that chemtrails are exactly the same concept. We're simply conditioned not to ask about them. Jesse: Right. James: Just because Pizzagate was a hoax doesn't mean there aren't actual pedo rings you know. Jesse: Of course. Next up after the break, we discuss whether or not Pete Buttigieg is "cunt". •I nave my own misgivings about the man, certainly. Meowth, take it away. Meowth: MEOWTH! Squarespace is your one stop shop for easy website creation! Dat's right! James: You know. Squarespace helped install the 5G towers that fractured our timeline. Jesse: bro
Carl Douglas of “Kung Fu Fighting” fame. A black balding mustachioed man in a red bandana and blue robe making halfhearted fighting hands against a red background.
shadow the hedgehog sitting and looking down surrounded by chaos emeralds against a fiery background. there is a text bubble emanating from his mouth to the bottom of the frame indicating he is saying the quoted text
black tshirt with arbys logo and “I <3 Bush (PUSSY NOT THE PRESIDENT) in red text
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russian nesting doll on a blue carpet with a speech bubble emanating from its mouth to the bottom of the frame indicating it is speaking the quoted text
PAUL DAVIS cool night A brown haired bearded man with some visible gray hairs lounging with his arms back in a hammock '65 Love Affair Paul Davis
joan selfie in a grey tom petty tshirt sitting on a bus next to the window. she leans her head against her hand as she looks softly at the camera behind teal glasses. sunlight hits her light brown hair from behind. she wears two bracelets on her upturned left hand, one blue and one purple. there are trees and blue sky behind her outside the bus
The Architect from The Matrix reloaded. a man in a grey suit and black tie with many tv screens behind him showing Neo’s face. there is a speech bubble emanating from the architect’s mouth to the bottom of the frame indicating he is saying he quoted text
i'm in such a weird spot with pokemon where i grew up with gen 1-2/ the anime show and have a deep love and respect for them but i haven't really kept up since then (played pearl like 50% through and gave up, no other games) and so i feel like someone who calls themselves a baseball fan but can only name players from 30+ years back. actually wait that is exactly my relationship with baseball too fuck am i old???
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joan selfie laying on her back on a bed with wine red sheets. behind her is a giant row of vinyl records laying on the floor. she sticks her tongue out behind teal glasses as she looks at the camera apprehensively. she wears a sky blue dunder mifflin t shirt. there is a black and white checkerboard scrunchie on her left wrist, raised up over and behind her head
white semi truck parked with a trailer reading “JagJot Express”
Stephen King was set to make a cameo appearance but was unavailable on the day it was to be shot, due to a scheduling conflict. A look-alike actor, Jon Bruno, was found and appears in King's place. He refers to himself as "Steve King" rather than Stephen King, and is listed in the credits as "Man in Dungeon" for legal reasons.
April @autogynefiles (Freebasing advil in the gender neutral bathroom of the worst new sports bar in williamsburg) The vibes are off 10:05 PM • 8/21/21 • Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 354 Likes beta provider @beta_provider • 1d Replying to @autogynefiles I am looking for women with big feet and extremely long toes to sell me feet pics
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joan selfie in a blue tshirt shirt with a manga woman sucking a popsicle. she smirks behind teal glasses with prominent dark eyeliner. her brown hair flows around her neck. behind her is a white house with a green window
Joan selfie in brown panties and a purple tshirt hiked up as she lays down to resemble a crop top. her entire belly and thighs are exposed as she splays her legs out slightly against the wall behind her. She smiles with brown eyes behind teal glasses as her straight brown hair streams around her shoulders. in between her thighs and covering her groin is a grey stuffed gargoyle demon. behind her is a pale green wall, the drawer of a countertop, with the edge of a pink painting near her legs.
a two-page spread image of what appear to be charging japanese cavalry, with very distinct faces and armor
smiley flower from super mario world 2: yoshi’s island. a daisy with a smiley face and fading orange shading
joan selfie against a blue sky with trees in the background. her brown straight hair falls behind her. she wears a colorful vertical striped sleeveless top with her arms and upper chest exposed. she smiles behind teal glasses, wearing black headphones.
joan in a vertical striped colors sleeveless top. there is a blue purse strapped across her chest, which is slightly revealed by the cut of. behind her is glass reflecting green trees and blue sky across the street. she lightly smiles behind teal glasses. her brown hair falls around her shoulders. she holds a lemonade in a plastic cup. a now leasing sign is visible behind her
pegasus from yugioh with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to the bottom frame indicating he is saying the quoted text
Joan selfie against the green sheets and pillow of a bed showcasing her top half. her right arm is across her chest covering her nipples but showing pronounced cleavage with several prominent freckles. she smiles lightly behind teal glasses as her brown hair messily falls behind her.
mr potato head from toy story looking concerned with a frowning face. there is a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to indicate he is speaking the quoted text
Shower Becky G 'Cause I can't get you out my mind Think of you when I'm going to bed When I wake up, think of you again You are my homie, lover and friend Exactly why You light me up inside like the 4th of July
my girldick girth Denali your boy vagina appalling even chasers think it stinks Two in the pink? Dude, don't call me Depth of a kiddie pool and twice as deflated it's like stretching a tarp out when you're masturbating hey, I'm just playing! being weird and nasty like a goofy hot surgeon at your phalloplasty another old man up in those folds see, fucking a father figure holds a special place in my heart you know we're not that far apart like a turd from a shart separate THIS art! ships not-quite-passing in the cruising twilight trying to fuck our parents to get our heads right so jokes aside, let us abide by solidarity in fucking men and general faggotry
joan in a maroon and white flannel shirt next to some grass tufts, sitting in a red camping chair, hand on the Berserk manga. she quirks a smile into the camera behind teal glasses. the pacific ocean is in the background with a vivid blue horizon above
joan selfie. she wears black headphones and there is a lit joint in her mouth. her dirty blonde hair streams around her neck. she wears a plain purple shirt and her large arms are very exposed. she looks furtively with a smirk as she inhales the joint. behind her is the white pillar of a house corner
star trek the next generation episode title card. the enterprise-d floating in space with a blue-outlined planet behind it. In blue text, “Worf’s Femboy Addiction”
Star Trek episode title screen with the enterprise flying in space next to a blue planet. Yellow text reads “An ethically dubious threesome part two”
Where the original version centered around the concept of an endless Swedish summer, Girls Trip invites the whole squad along for the ride with an all-women guest list some would describe as a "motherquake."
far cry 2 promotional image with a soldier holding a rifle behind his head with one arm standing in a field at sunset. there is a speech bubble emanating from him to the bottom of the screen indicating he is speaking the quoted text
picture of walter white with a crude chef’s hat drawn on and his mustache made black and curly. in teal font it says “a-Jesse, we have-a to cook-a da pasta”
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. Iran unleashes new crackdown on its people to head off uprising
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batman sitting in front of a number of computer monitors lit from below with his fist on his chin
Lysa Tully from the Game of Thrones show holding her son Robin close and sitting on a throne with a speech bubble emanating from her mouth to the bottom of the screen indicating she is saying the quoted text
1980s Billy Idol, whomst is nether billy joel nor billy joe armstrong
Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social Follow There's a whole tier of Democratic politicians who think the way to solve fascism is to say stuff you would have said eight years ago, but with a curse word in it. Sen. Adam Schiff@schiff.senate.gov • 5d The path back to power for the Democratic Party is to be the party that gets shit done. March 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM & Everybody can reply
Causing lyrical disasters, it's the master Make music for mini-me's, models and fat bastards These women trying to get me out my Pelle Pelle They strip off my clothes and tell me, get in my belly
Sexistential Robyn So I was about to go have a kid on my OWn And then my doctor said, "Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?" Well, Adam Driver always did kind of give me a boner She's like, "Yeah, wasn't he great in Don't Mess With The Zohan?"
the brave little toaster standing on a cardboard box with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to indicate he is speaking the quoted text
shadow the hedgehog sitting crosslegged against a red orange and black gradient background, surrounded by gems of various colors. there is a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to the bottom if the screen to indicate he is saying the quoted text
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Bryan Adams Cats on top, that's not what we want Cats on top, definitely not Can't get down about it, gotta start believing Imagine the impossible, and everything you're dreaming If you wanna be a winner, be yourself
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The New York Times bestselling author of Superintelligence asks, what if things go right? Nick Bostrom, Author of SuperIntelligence "Yeah" -ELON MUSK "Wow!" -PROFESSOR ERIK BRYNJOLFSSON Stanford University; Co-author of The Second Machine Age "Fascinating" -PETER COY The New York Times "A major contribution to human thought and ways of thinking. " -ROBERT LAWRENCE KUHN DEEP UTOPIA LIFE AND MEANING IN A SOLVED WORLD NICK BOSTROM AUTHOR OF SUPERINTELLIGENCE
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shadow the hedgehog surrounded by gems of various colors with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to indicate he is saying the quoted text
tow mater truck from pixar’s Cars movie with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth to the bottom of the frame indicating he is speaking the quoted text
will smith playing a cop in the movie Bright steadying a gun towards the camera and looking weary while standing next to a police cruiser