scribblewise

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Random guy at the gas station: So I said, "I'm not sure myself!!" Know what I mean? Jim, store associate, thinking, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT" but saying, "I'm not sure, either." Guy, thinking: YES!!! YES!!! I FEEL SO UNDERSTOOD!!! I'M LIKE THE SUREMEISER WITH HOW SURE I AM ABOUT BEING UNDERSTOOD!!! meanwhile he's laffin' the way you do when you make a joke and the joke is reciprocated back to you
panel 1: man perplexed staring at medication bottle in bathroom. "Wait a minute..." Panel2: "This isn't Wegovy..." he says, holding a bottle that says, "WeGoofy" Panel3:The man, now a Goofy, says "FUCK" in all caps while being pretty mad. Panel4: Timeskip text box says, "Later, HRT" meanwhile the Goofy has become who is only known as "Beret girl," a character from A Goofy Movie who is a dog woman wearing a a black turtleneck and a black beret. "This isn't so bad..." she says.
A very messy and full dairy cooler. Riddled with cheese boxes and milk crates on uboats and pallets.
An image of CVT ice cream
that dril post where he says your mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail.
Defunct Amazon Fresh in Potomac Yard
Segway unisex electric scooter
The art of final fantasy 9
Cheez it pizza