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In an alternative reality, a Star Trek: The Animated Series title card shows up saying "Five Hundred Cigarettes" and that it was written by Seth MacFarlane.
A half-skeleton with guts(?) and without arms and legs held up with wood gets shot in the chest with a ballistic missile of sorts in an up-close manner and gets exploded for no particular reason at all. Seriously, don't ask me why that happened, it just did.
The Pittsburgh Ironmen were a charter member of the Basketball Association of America (a forerunner of the National Basketball Association). The team was based in Pittsburgh and played at Duquesne Gardens. They ended their only season in the BAA in 1946–47 with a record of 15–45 with a .250 winning percentage, finishing in fifth and last place in the Western Division and worst overall in the league. According to Nate Silver and Reuben Fischer-Baum, applying the Elo rating system, this was, through 2017, the worst season ever by a professional basketball team in a major league, even though three notably infamous BAA/NBA seasons saw the 1947–48 Providence Steamrollers win a record low 6 total games (albeit with 42 losses for a .125 win percentage), the 1972–73 Philadelphia 76ers ending their 82-game season with only 9 wins against 73 losses for a .110 winning percentage, and the 2011–12 Charlotte Bobcats ending their lockout-shortened season with 7 wins and 59 losses for an NBA record low .106 winning percentage. During the BAA's first ever postseason meeting between teams since completing their first ever season, the Ironmen proclaimed that they would continue operating their franchise into the following season, but only if they could secure a "representative team" (likely meaning they could secure a new team owner) in the future going forward. However, the Ironmen would fold before the start of the 1947–48 BAA season, joining the Toronto Huskies as teams that ceased operations on July 27, 1947, along with the Detroit Falcons and Cleveland Rebels, to be the first four teams to officially become defunct in the BAA/NBA.
SpongeBob SquarePants writes down the fanciest looking "The" that he could have possibly ever done in his entire life... all for his Boating School essay.
Demoman in a comic style look a bit dumbfounded before saying "Aye, fair enough." as he drinks some booze from his bottle in the next panel.
A character reference sheet involving a yellow dragon (earliest design of him possible at the time). Note that he has three hair spikes of sort on his head.
Former NBA player (specifically for the Chicago Bulls and briefly the Washington Wizards) Michael Jordan says "Fuck them kids." to the general public.
The Super Mario Bros. NES opening screen has the title replaced with the words "Super Bruh Moment."
A poorly drawn snake is in the grass with the flag saying "No Step On Snek", parodying the Gadsden Flag that was used during the American Revolution of 1776.
Chun-Li cries for the trashed SNES cartridge of Street Fighter II as a commercial claims you can never buy another cartridge again.
Cropped up image from Blue Sky with a billboard saying "Free Luigi Mangione Hes a Her" instead of the expected "Free Luigi Mangione Hes a Hero" line.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,635,782, Scribe Scales ‪@scribescales.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 20, 2023"
During a recent Golden State Warriors Vs. Los Angeles Lakers game, 11 minutes elapsed with only 3 seconds going off the NBA clock. That's not normal behavior at all.
Now That's What I Call A Bruh Moment!