Mr. Scruff Monkey

@scruffmonkey.bsky.social

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Spaffing mind vomit onto the intertubes since the 90s. A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.

Astronauts come across multiple people crucified as a warning
Tobias Funke from Arrested Development as a member of Blue Man Group
screen shot from early 1980s British Pork advert noted for its creepy undertones.
Jeremy Irons as the uber morlock from the Time Machine movie
Skeksis creature from Henson's The Dark Crystal franchise.
Scene from withnail and I where the intrepid duo are seeking help from a farmer but with snarky text “help, we’ve becom3 elected representatives by mistake” used instead of “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake”
Commander Riker with a “I’m interested, please continue” expression on his face.
Character from the movie Idiocracy stating that he likes money.
Poster for the movie Masque Of The Red Death showing Vincent Prices face.
Frank Oz from the Blues Brothers movie holding a used condom on a pencil with a look of utter disgust.
Screenshot from Return Of The Jedi with the text "It's an older meme, Sir. But it checks out" in place of it's an older password.
Scene from the Godfather Part 2 where Michael Corleone and other gangsters plot their intentions for Cuba.
Picture is cover of book with name of "Biltzed, Drugs in Nazi Germany"
Group of magicians from Arrested Development demanding to be taken seriously with Kemi Badenoch added to them.
Blue Footed Booby
Mugatu "so hot right now" meme
Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Deck of IOU (I owe you) cards
Image shows the 3 Waner Bros Animaniac characters
Concert venue screen showing cover of Patti Smiths Horses album
Throbby Blobby
Covid test showing positive result
Nigel Farage holding a piece of paper with writing stating "I ONCE BUMMED A PUFFIN TO DEATH" in all capitals.
Obi-wan Kenobi meme with text of “Norks, now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time”
A small orange cat watching a male lion on television
Massive Attack Risingson CD Single.
Office Space’s Bill Lumbergh meme “if it could fry all the AI server farms and GPUs, that’d be great”
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so l can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
Andrew Endritch of the Sisters of Mercy band
Sir Tony Robinson looking like Harry Dean Stanton in Alien
Google so example of two sentences with and without the Oxford comma are the same sentence.
Screen shot from the movie Top Secret showing Val Kilmers character giving his lawyer the Anal Intruder sex toy.
Screen shot of iTunes showing a track listing from the album Now that's what I call music! 36
Screen cap from The Simpsons episode "the joy of sect", capture shows a cult leader escaping in a fake space ship as it falls apart revealing the cult leader furiously peddling a bicycle powered flying device loaded with money bags.
Sean Bean as Ned Stark in the "Brace Yourselves" meme stating that Easter Eggs are coming.
Cat litter tray with enormous cat poop sat on top of litter with large quantities of litter emptied on to the floor.