Scry

@scry.taxbadger.com

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Diaper boy, amateur poet, even-more-amateur musician. Snuggly af. Born in '77. Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social Seattle area. 18+

Big round plush rat with pointy pink nose and pink pawbs and ears
Wearing black and pink pup hood with pink glasses
Shoestring Circus in Puyallup, WA. Two performers on stage in rotund sheep costumes.
Pat hiding behind a stuffed bunny, Bean.
Me at pride looking like a big queer dork.
Black short sleeve t-shirt with the text "HUGGIES -AND- CHUGGIES" and a picture of a cloth dlaper flanked by two full, foamy mugs of (ostensibly) beer. I mean, of course it's beer, right? What else would it be?
Me sitting in Jimi Hendrix Park, wearing a shirt with Oscar's art on it
Oscar sitting outside at Ana's Cafe in Seattle, reading American Tabloid by James Ellroy. Clear blue sky in background. He's wearing a white shirt with three carebears on roller skates and the text "rollin' with my homies"
An ad for a sensor you put in your diaper that sends an alert to an app when you're wet
Box in which a case of Nateen diapers was shipped. This is a view from the side, in which you can see a hole for a handle, through which you can clearly see two packs of diapers.
Patch with a burgundy background depicting a sassy bipedal raccoon wearing sunglasses surrounded by four small stars. Above the raccoon, the text "RELAX WE'RE ALL CRAZY" below, "IT'S NOT A COMPETITION".
A poster for "Big Dumper" beer. Top left, the text "Big Dumper" in cursive. Above that the Scuttlebutt Brewing logo which is an anchor juxtaposed with an S. To the right of "Big" is the number 29, with the name "Cal Raleigh" in an arc around it. Further right from there is a signature, which I assume also reads Cal Raleigh, though I can only make out the initials. Below that, in the middle of the poster. a cartoon illustration of a white man with a short reddish brown beads and paint daubed below his eyes, wearing a baseball cap with the Scuttlebutt logo, and driving a dump truck filled with disproportionately large baseballs, two off which have fallen out of the truck. On the bottom of the poster: on the left is a picture of a can of "Big Dumper Beer", which looks much like the description of the top of the poster as described above. In the lower right, again the text "Big Dumper Beer", this time printed, and below that, in smaller point size, the text: "Cal Raleigh and Scuttlebutt Brewing big you Big Dumper Beer! A crisp, crushable lager with mild malty character and hops that provide light lime notes. Cheers! ABV: 4.5%. | IBU: 25"
A sign in a grocery store that says "Hugs and squishes"
A performer at a microphone wearing a black wolf mask.
Tarot card IX: "The Kermit". Kermit the frog stylized as The Hermit from the Rider-Waite tarot deck.
A lemon with ears and toothpicks for legs holding a dime in its "mouth" I don't know man I'm bad at describing visual things
In my deer pajamas. So I am going *stag*. Get it? GET IT?! UGH, I am such a dork.
Pink diaper with one very large and obvious wet spot.
Basically the same picture but the M4 is very wet. I mean it's not THAT wet. Okay, it's uhhhh it's pretty wet.
M4 diaper with white t-shirt with the pattern of an M4 diaper on it
Opening from The City of Lost Children, featuring multiple Santas
A package of Kodiak oatmeal, birthday cake flavored, and labeled "CUBS"
A field of barley
My husband Oscar, sitting, wearing a green shirt with text I can't quite make out. I think it's fishing? He's really cute in this picture! I mean. He's really cute irl too. But like so but yeah.
Package of S-M GoodNites featuring Ironman.
Completion screen for Hollow Knight: Silksong. Percentage 100%. Time, an embarrassing, shameful 61h 47m 44s
Two stuffed animals: Green crocodile with white belly (Zana) and I dunno, orange dinosaur/dragon-looking guy with shiny green spots and yellow belly (Credenza).
A sign prohibiting the Egyptian goddess Nut
Me in lion kigu
plain white diaper on countertop
Smol gray raccoon, gray donkey, orange tiger with red nose, a shy little white rat with red eyes, and a gray bunny missing an eye.
4 books; "A Visit from the Goon Squad" by Jennifer Egan, "Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell" and "The Ladies of Grace Adieu and other stories" both by Susanna Clarke, and the graphic novel Pet Human by David Guy Levy and Alex Heywood. Apropos of nothing, I think it's interesting how you can flout the character limit for skeets by putting additional text in the alt text that may or may actually pertain to the image. So yeah, Oscar and I are going to Guadalajara tomorrow. It's funny how it worked out: we had already decided we wanted to go to Guadalajara, and already figured out that the ideal week for us was 10/23-10/30, and only after determining that did we learn that the biggest furcon in Mexico, Confuror, is there during the first half of those dates. We're both very excited and very nervous about it! It's, for both of us, our first time doing any kind of international travel on our own as adults (well except for like the occasional road trip to Canada, but that hardly counts). Haha, I still have a thousand characters left. Uhhhhhhhh... I dunno, this is probably just baseless anxiety, but in those moments, right now, I'm kind of afraid something is going to go terribly wrong either on the way to or in Mexico-- or on the way back-- and maybe this message, this alt text, will be the last imprint I leave on the world. . . . Uhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay I love you bye