S. Darkwell

@sdarkwell.bsky.social

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He/Him. Is an independent software developer and board game enthusiast; Was an alternative photographer of debatable acclaim; Often a Perspectivist seeking consilience.

An askew cropped photograph of a portion of CRT monitor screen displaying a software programming IDE editing a python script. At the top of the script is the following text in comments:

"Dear maintainer:

When I wrote this code, only I and God
knew what it was.
Now, only God knows!

So if you are done trying to 'optimize
this routine (and failed),
please increment the following counter
as a warning
to the next guy:

total_hours_wasted_here = 67"

Beneath this code, is the beginning of the actual code, which reads:
"from textwrap import wrap"

A female Greek poet, Sappho, was said to be married to a man named Kerkylas of Andros, but historians think it may be a joke as his name translates to "Dick Allcocks from Man Island."

A six-panel story image with screenshots depicting a fictional series of events involving characters from the television show Star Trek: The Next Generation.

1). A shuttle craft flying through a star's corona.
2). Dr. Beverly Crusher (in the craft): "Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot."
3). Computer: *BEEP BEEP* "PLEASE DEFINE 'HOT'".
4). Dr. Beverly Crusher: "Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins."
5). LATER: Captain Jean-Luc Picard at a replicator orders tea: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." Computer: *BEEP BEEP*
6). A close up image of a skeleton being incinerated by a fiery blast (a mirrored and cropped image from the nuclear bomb dream scene from the movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day).

Cropped screenshot of steam showing a "Beat Saber" title and icon at the top, and the text "YOU'VE UNLOCKED ALL ACHIEVEMENTS! 26/26 (100%) beneath it. A full progress bar sits at the bottom, indicating that all achievements in the game of Beat Saber have been earned.

Screenshot of Sononym showing a search for "wood door open".