Offbrand Ken From B*rbie

@sdrockcab.bsky.social

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Minneapolis. Your friendly local goth cowboy, now shitposting in the classic Twitter flavor and a brand new bluesky flavor

A chicken statue and a floral boot on a backpack
Aqu advisory
Jimmy Raynor unit portrait from Starcraft
a shitload of bears in a river
Black aventon level bicycle
Master chief filling up a lawn mower with gas
A pancake breakfast w eggs
A doofus white cat
A pack of BTS Oreos lmao
Two of the same black Ozark trail bikes
A cottontail near s sidewalk, my leg is in the foreground
"there is no such thing as pride with a thin blue line" "the brave men women and nb heroes at stonewall couldnt have thrown bricks at cops if there hadnt been any cops"
A rainbow
A selfie id myself and my friend Jessa with nerf blasters
Shit load of nerf blasters on a couch
A store front sign in bright pink that says "Nail Cops" taken from across a street
A bike locked up with its front wheel stolen
A gold lined plate with white and gold art depicting birds flying above water
Heineken cooler
Me, bent over a chair, about to get hit by a stripper, in the background on the left a guy is laughing HYSTERICALLY, on the right is another one of the girls
(1) "BB gun" means a device that fires or ejects a shot measuring .18 of an inch or less in diameter;
A bouquet in a glass jar with lots of assorted red pink and purple flowers
"NYC is transforming 20 mils of roadway in Brooklyn into giant "bike boulevards"
A SCREAMING CAT
A burger king Rick roll
A vehicle window that for some reason has "up at" scrawled on it
Me out in the woods, hair somewhat messy from the wind, wearing my glasses and with light facial hair
Me, still wearing glasses, still eith some facial hair, but looking far less disheveled Holding a much nicer looking yellow morel
Me, wearing glasses, with some facial hair, and looking somewhat disheveled (busy and physically active weekend!) Holding a yellow morel mushroom
Two large hard cases and like 6 new in package wrenches
Amy Klobachur as a charzard firing staplers at bernie & biden
a reply saying "damn it why are you straight" with a crying face emojii
George lucas aking "still think trade route disputes are stupid plot point, bitch?"
Two nerf short darts, both red. One is weathered from being outside for like 9 months