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No one is coming to rescue us

Hank and Peggy Hill look at a large x-ray of Hank's impacted colon
For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year. @Daractenus THE RESISTANCE
John Fugelsang: Hey remember when all you amoral racists who can't spell "you're" correctly told us that Trump was the peace-loving anti-war candidate, bc the billionaires who control right wing media told you to think that? Billionaires got their tax cut. We got wars. But they promise to say mean things about "illegals" and trans kids while you figure out how to pay for groceries rent and medicine this month. Now go enlist. #winning
Cartoon of a stubbly, fanged man wearing a shirt emblazoned with the word "SICKOS" peering through a window saying "Yes…ha ha ha…YES!"
Skeet from Bill Kristol linking a Bulwark article titled "Trump's Obsession With Latin America Is a Strategic Calamity"
Tweet by the ADL, January 2025: This is a delicate moment. It's a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let's hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.
An Elizabethan-era man with the slogan "Knowledge is power. France is bacon."
Cartoon of sad man in a Make America Great Again hat wearing a prize ribbon, the "Fell For It Again Award"
Patricia Krentcil, the so-called Tan Mom
Book cover titled "President Donald J. Trump, The Son Of Man — The Christ" by Helgard Müller
Morty Smith: You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something
The crowd that gleefully mused about feeding immigrants to alligators would like you to stop taking pleasure at the idea of somebody else's death
Azealia Banks "Ok in Donald Trumps defense - fucking 14 year old girls was really only made a social taboo in the 1990's . My grandmother was born in 1927 and had her first child when she was 12. Teenage pregnancy only become frowned upon with the rise of Jerry Springer and I also can be honest about the fact that I was old enough to choose, seduce and decide to fuck grown ass men when I was 15. I really don't get why women are fronting like they weren't fucking 40 year olds at 15 like come on now. I'm honestly not surprised or mad at Trump for getting some 15 year old pussy because those were the times. Goodnight USA for fucking ever. Now ... if he was fucking a TEN YEAR OLD???? .... We have a problem. But if the girls were 13+, - who cares move on" 12:35 PM - Jul 26, 2025
Slice of Pizza @wandering-wonder.bsky.social "No it's not. His father is a professor at Colombia, the epicenter of antisemitism in America. He was raised in an environment hostile to Jews in the Middle East. His inability to answer effectively is hurting him."
HR Ryan@hrryan.bsky.social I'm concerned there are bad faith actors on this site - people like you who pretend to be Democrats but then constantly bitch about them and say disrespectful things. You just made a shitty remark about "Bible tweets". Get lost.
Riff Raff from Transylvania
"Trump literally never did anything wrong because he is the nexus of morality "This means that whether it is good is solely determined by whether Trump does it, when he does it is good"
Caricature of Sen. Joni Ernst as Mr. Burns from The Simpsons saying, "WE ALL ARE GOING TO DIE." -JONI BURNST DEFENDING CUTS TO MEDICARE & MEDICAID
Caricature of Sen. Joni Ernst as Mr. Burns from The Simpson saying "WE ALL ARE GOING TO DIE." -JONI BURNST DEFENDING CUTS TO MEDICARE & MEDICAID
Donald Trump pointing, declaring "I did that!"
Morty Smith: "You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something."
Classic tweet from @dril: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
Tweet: My mom said we should speak Thai in public so we don't get targeted for speaking Mandarin and I think it's so sweet that she's nice enough to believe that these stupid fucking racists can differentiate between Asian languages
Cartoon depicting Donald Trump as Vlad Putin's buttcheeks and gaping anus
Riff-Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Photo of Lindy Li and Senator John Fetterman
Jeff Tiedrich post from May 2024: Joe Biden bicycles into the debate hall, dismounts, runs up a ramp to his podium, one-handedly chugs a bottle of water, slams the empty bottle down onto the lectern and turns to Trump and says "sup, fuckface"
Description of a children's book by Jaci Turner: Get ready to dive into an enchanting adventure! 'Eryn's Magical Meadow and The Tree of Stories' is coming soon! Stay tuned for a magical journey filled with wonder, storytelling, and the power of imagination. #ComingSoon #MagicalMeadow #TreeOfStories #AdventureAwaits
Lindy Li: Democrats crucified me for expressing support for Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth They’re terrified of anyone who rejects their woke nonsense Who will focus on lethality over DEI, American power over woke Trump’s nominees are their worst nightmare and America’s best hope
uberhikari.bsky.social: If the only option is fascism I don't care which fascist wins. I don't care if Trump is president. Stop projecting the fact that you care onto me. And stop being illogical while you do it. If not voting for Kamala lets Trumpt win, then the converse is true: Not voting for Trump lets Kamal win.
Bumper sticker: Kill you Tesla
Russell Bobbitt (Prop Master): We're shooting in Salem. I think it's the scene where Max is riding his bicycle through town and he gets his shoes stolen. This little boy walks up to me, he's got to be eight years old. He goes, "I know who you are. You're Russell Bobbitt." I was like, "Okay, this is weird. Who are you? What's your deal?" He goes, "I just love movies. I pay attention to everything and I'm just really into it." I was like, "Okay, weird," but he was just a nice little kid. He had no fear. He goes, "I want to give you my phone number. Can I have your phone number? I'm gonna stay pen pals with you." He was really legit, so I said, "Of course, we'll stay in touch. It'll be great." I get back home and the kid calls me and goes, "Hey, my parents said I could come out for the summer and I was wondering if it's okay if I come and visit you and your wife?" I'm married, I have kids, and I was like, "Well, okay." Weird moment number two. I called the parents and they're free-spirited people. They explain, "He met you on set and he met a bunch of people and he is going to stay a week with this person, a week with that person. If you want to have him, great. We appreciate it." The kid comes out, we have a great time. He comes to the set with me. He goes back home. Next year, he calls me again. It's summer vacation. "I'm spending a week with Ivan Reitman and another week with Al Pacino. I'd like to spend a week with you." I was like, "Okay, Jeremy, come and visit." He did this for many years. He ends up getting a degree at Yale because he said in his essay, "If you let me into this school, I'll get Al Pacino to come here and talk to your class at graduation." And he did. He went to school for law, but now he's [Succession star] Jeremy Strong. When I see him now, I'm like, "Oh my God, that's Jeremy, my little friend from Hocus Pocus."
Morty Smith: "You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something."
Collage of fashion models and smiling Pepe frog with "Life Sucks" in corner
Dinesh D'Souza tweet above photos of two Indian Twitter admins: There are good and bad Indians. I'm obviously one of the good ones. I suspect this Sriram guy is too. On the other hand, these two Indians pictured below were an intrinsic part of the censorship regime on social media. I wish we could deport them!
While you are celebrating these holidays, think about all those innocent, falsely accused, wrongfully convicted, falsely incarcerated people who can't be with their families/friends for the holidays and/or any other regular day.
Student at a blackboard pointing to one branch of many on a progressively forking diagram labeled Churches & Christian Movements Throughout History. "So this is where our movement came along and finally got the Bible right," says the student. "Jesus is so lucky to have us," replies another
Meme reading Barack Obama: Born in the U.S.A.; Elon Musk: Born in Africa; Donald Trump: Spent years trying to prove this man (Obama) was born in Africa and couldn't be president; Just put this man (Musk) from Africa in charge of the country
Tweet by End Wokeness: What's happening in South Korea is why you should never give up your guns. Reply by Evan Loves Worf: Only 1 in 500 people owns a gun in South Korea and they were able to stop a right wing government from taking power through military force in a matter of hours.
"Guernica" mural by Pablo Picasso
Trumpy GOP elephant meme: Lies and projection, it's all we have
Meme: When the left starts their own social media platform and it's immediately full of pedophiles
Piss to Ass Plug ordering page
Charlie Kirk meme: Sometimes I poo poo when I pee pee but I always pee pee when I poo poo