Captain Murphy

@sealab2021.org

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Im a sea captain from the past. I have thoughts.

Its not cheating if it clucks - Gambit
Bryan Johnson tweet I just claimed myself as a newborn. With this clone I can become my own blood boy test therapies on the phone grow organs for transportation develop new treatments inject young cells
You all have the same penis
Oceana gardens Jelly rancher ounce legal weed
Me and my brother husbands and sister wives in our legitimate russian religion where we discuss fucking Gadget Hackwrench at length.
Russian Gadget cultists with tiki toches
Russian Cult that literally worships Gadget Hackwrench
The three-step bronzing/debronzing process, Tom goes to the Mayor
Pins
Scoob
Homer Simpson “I don’t want to alarm you” screenshot that we all know and love
Infowars poster reading tune in tonight prove your free thinking independence by obeying this digital ad. The Infowars elf is in the background behind Tim Heidecker.
Gay comic at walmart
Shamrock farms rocking protein max chocolate shake with 50 grams of pretein and then strawberry and vanilla with 30
Baha'i Chanting
I am Elias Thorne! NO I AM ELIAS THORNE! Spartacus scene
Blocked for this post bot has outed Shelly Miscavige!
Bogdaaab i build free ai crap
Legion season 3 on Fox's official print on demand DVD product
Doonsday posted rdvealing the teams
Patrick Miles O'Brien on DS9 saying he was more than a hero he was a union man
Homeless woman tried to buy lottery tickets with a movie $20 bill then had a very convincing tale of not knowing how that happened
Biblically accurate Strom Thurmond beckoning Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell to the Beyond
Dog baby
Swim heard from the cousin of a friend that heard Shrek say magick mushrooms are extremely easy to grow far easier than marijuana and they do not need sunlight it's best to grow them in a closet or a basement. Needed supplies are available online, surprisingly cheap, and all legal. But that's what THEY are saying.
Ghost of Christmas Past Mitch McConnell
Peanut butter chocolate Gatorade protein bars it actually tastes sort of like Rice Krispie Treat bars the chocolate is good and the protein bites of crisps are not terrible unlike most
Baha'i chanting
"If I could get into some kind of House of M throuple situation with the Summers I would be so happy. Logan can watch." - Captain Murphy
Baha'i Chanting
Baha'i Chant with beads
Bootleggers brand papaya 1 oz testing at 29% and Oceana Gardens at jelly Rancher testing at 24% another full ounce
Seiko shirt DanDaDan
The rise of count benface vote count binface
Dril: And another thing I'm not mad please don't put it in my substack that I got mad
Baha'i chanting
Baha'i Chanting
Carl saying it don't matter none of this matters in comic book style
In Soviet Russia we unalived Nazis not elected them to high office hahaha delicious
Pro 42 Muscle milk chocolate flavor
Clip from X-men '97 S02E01 "A Force to be Reckoned with." FAIR USE SUCKA its just an intro.
Gor fantasy novels. I support sadomasochism.
Dogman
Baha'i Chanting
Baha'i 9 pointed star necklace with the Baha'i ring symbol in the middle carved out of stained maple.
Insane moment on Fox putting up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them. Things like universal healthcare a 32 hour work week and freeing Palestine. Horrifying.
Man holding old media electronics like cameras and radios.
Grinder, bubble hash, mini zigzag cones
Mitch McConnell in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles outfit playing in the dingy basement with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures saying your access to the turtle club has been rovoked
Chanting
Emma Stone
Baha'i Prayer Beads used for chanting the most holy name of God
Batman Casio Duro
Neil Breen
Koopa Troopa
Scoob
95 Baha'i Prayer Beads Bracelet