Sean Milstead

@seanmilstead.com

520 Followers 1563 Following

Technology executive. Amateur father of four and husband. Oregon Ducks, Seattle Mariners and comics fan. Happily married to @jennywho.bsky.social

Jay and Silent Bob from the Jersey-verse standing outside a Mooby’s restaurant looking either menacing or amorous. It’s hard to know with these two.
"no AI was used in making this promo respect the planet and fuck AI"
Danhausen of the WWE saying someone is cursed. He has cursed all enemies of the Knicks since the first round of the playoffs. His curses comically work.
ESPN notification with the headline: “Inevitable result of gambling.” Story is related to Brendan Sorsby’s gambling issue.
Girl excited to get her photo taken at a Blazer game.
Wikipedia snipped of Dreyer’s article: In 2020, Dreyer released STET! Dreyer's English: A Game for Language Lovers, Grammar Geeks, and Bibliophiles, a card game based on his style guide[17]. Dreyer maintains an active presence on social media, where he frequently comments on grammar, usage, and literary culture.[18]
Edited screenshot from the game “Life & Death” with a salt and pepper hairs gentlemen looking at the camera saying… “My wife and I saw you from across the room and we really liked your vibe.”
Screenshot of Pokémon Go trainer code for SeanMilstead. His avatar is wearing a Luchador Pikachu mask and his friend code is 190544239984
Lex Luthor as played by Jesse Eisenberg.
From the Reddit game thread comment at (https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/5PJmAfnjhd) r/Daedalus871: That's the night the lights went out in Arizona That's the night the Vandals walked off with a win Reply from r/Sfmilstead: I don't have a dog in the fight. I'm just hoping for OT.
A walkthrough of a yard decorated for Halloween with many Killer Klowns from Outer Space” themed decorations, ending with a walk into a covered “Big Top” tent with the mouth of a clown acting as the entry arch, revealing 3 baskets of treats and toys inside.
Cat reading the newspaper meme. “I should move to Maine.”
Old Sean. Big gut.
Screenshot of this skeet of Katie’s and her previous one’s.
Mongo punches a horse in Blazing Saddles.
Ayo quote skeets Brian Seltzer who said: This just in from Sinclair: "Beginning Tuesday night Sinclair will be preempting 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' across our ABC affiliate stations and replacing it with news programming. Discussions with ABC are ongoing as we evaluate the show's potential return." Ayo asks: how do we put Sinclair out of business Original quote skeet: https://bsky.app/profile/darrylayo.bsky.social/post/3lzhuxpc37k2o
Cover to Batman #400. Sorry too drunk to be descriptive.
A father manipulating his daughter’s arms to be like the Kermit GIF posted above.
Oregon duck football player with this weeks uniform sitting down. Yellow helmet with green O logo. White Jersey with green trim around neck and green number with yellow outline. Yellow pants. White gloves with green trim. White wristband with green Nike swoosh.
List of top four movies. All That Jazz The Empire Strikes Back Clerks Superman (1978)
From Batman: Year One Top panel; Batman in a shroud of smoke. Batman: Ladies. Gentlemen. You’ve eaten well. Lower left panel; and hand with a cover over flambé. Lower middle left panel; Batman closeup. Batman: You’ve eaten Gotham’s wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. Lower middle right panel; hand closing the flambé. Batman: From the moment on - - - - none of you are safe. Lower right panel. All dark.
From Batman: Year One Top panel; Batman in a shroud of smoke. Batman: Ladies. Gentlemen. You’ve eaten well. Lower left panel; and hand with a cover over flambé. Lower middle left panel; Batman closeup. Batman: You’ve eaten Gotham’s wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. Lower middle right panel; hand closing the flambé. Batman: From the moment on - - - - none of you are safe. Lower right panel. All dark.
Fuck the Huskies to a poorly done 20th Century Fox fanfare.
All green with gold accents (helmet, top and pants) this week. Laloulu (72) is the model this week. Back view.
Another fake Elon Musk account followed me and reskeeted my post about the previous fake Elon. This one was called spacex95.bsky.social. No idea what 95 would mean for Elon. Maybe that’s when he joined the Theil gang? IDK.
FAKE ELON MUSK IN ALL CAPS FOLLOWS ME.
A screenshot of the post I am replying to with the game also Picture in Picture on my screen. Very inception coded.
Oregon Duck uniform for game 1. Green jersey, yellow pants.
From “Watchmen” The Comedian is sitting on a bed crying. He says: “It’s a joke. ‘S all a joke.”
A thread on Reddit that starts out: My son asked. What cereal is Superman eating? Let’s hear your answers. Acceptable_Fly_5592: Fruity pebbles spacetree7: He eats the grown up version: Punk Rocks Smilstead: Now I want a Post Cereal/Superman collab for the next film called "Punk Rocks," where the Fruity Pebbles have sour dust on them. No_Detective_But_304: Coco Punks. Smilstead: Now those ones I want to be cocoa flavored Grape Nuts (keeping it in the Post family). No sugar though. Just cocoa flavoring. Add the sugar if you want, or heat them oatmeal style and put ice cream on top.
From the cover of Justice League International (vol 1) #21. Lower portion of the cover is posted. Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) and Booster Gold are poking their torsos out of a mess of dead/unconscious bodies. Booster has a bloody nose and Beetle is bleeding from his mouth. Beetle says, “…well, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into…” Booster looks incredulously at Beetle.
The over to Action Comics Annual #2 (1989) featuring Superman wearing gladiator attire; leather gauntlets, leather leg bracing and boots, a yellow metallic looking sash that connects to his similarly styled belt; and as something to cover one half of his chest underneath the sash and act as a loincloth, his iconic red Superman cape with a yellow symbol covering his right shoulder. He’s on an alien world and there’s an alien behind him in the shadows. Also, he’s holding a metallic fight staff with curved axe blades on each end.
An iPhone lock screen. Time is 8:05 PM. Temperafure is 72° with a high of 80 and a low of 53. I need to change a patch at 9:30. Stephen Universe: The Movie is playing on my TV and there are 4min and 45sec left. In the bottom of the ninth inning, my Seattle Mariners are trailing the Los Angeles Angels 1-2, though Mike Trout just struck out so we’re moving to the top of the 6th. All of this on a black backdrop with a Conner Kent Superman symbol as the main focal point.
Dr Manhattan meme repeating what the OP said. But on Mars!
Bobby Bonilla rookie card from 1986.
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A rando named 🥰 Lily followed me.
From a DC Comic. Panel 1: Max Lord holds a gun pointed at Blue Beetle’s head and says “That’s it exactly.” Panel 2: Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) bloodied and beaten says “Rot in hell, Max.” Panel 3: Max Lord shoots Kord point blank in the head. “Blamm”
An Instagram screenshot of a headline that states: “Man addicted to Coca-Cola has 35 stones removed from his bladder after drinking 3 litres daily.” Image has a surgical tray with what look like bacon wrapped filet mignon steak bites that are uncooked (thinking they’re supposed to represent kidney stones but, that shit ain’t it), and a teenager drinking Coca-Cola in a glass bottle off to the side.
Clark Kent holding Lex Luthor by the shirt from Smallville.
From Watchmen: The Comedian, sitting up, crying in the bed of his enemy Moloch. The Comedian: “It’s a joke. ‘S all a joke.”
BlueSky skeet and response: Stephen King: @alishagrauso.bsky.social I read your piece in Screen Rant. Given what you said, I think you're going to dig T3. It covers a lot of Mid-World Territories. Alisha Grauso: Holy shit. Childhood dream achieved, Stephen King read something I wrote, however small.
ICE agent allegedly breaking a car open without a warrant.
A late 40’s man doing a selfie.
A woman facing the camera with a man stretching her left eye open holding a razor blade in his hand. From “An Andalusian Dog”
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen staring off into space and having an internal monologue stating “I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.”
A post of an interchange that was blocked. Ari Cohn@aricohn.com • Mar 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM Being nice to ding-dongs ain't my gig • Blocked post (@daveamp.bsky.social) - He seems nice. • Blocked post (@aricohn.com) Well maybe you should be less dumb
A picture of former Jesuit High School (Portland, OR) theatre director Jeff Hall with Wallace Shawn.
A picture of the actor Christopher Reeve post neck injury.
A gaunt man with a goatee holding an axe. He is wearing a sports coat and a button down shirt opened at the collar. He looks intense, but tired. The axe-head is bigger than his own head regardless of the dimension.
A man dressed in a fur, I don’t know, vest of sorts with an unbuttoned shirt. Next to him is a boy holding time piece. Said boy is wearing a red and white horizontally adorned shirt. There is a giant odd time piece in front of them and an old-timey map behind them. Voyagers! That’s the name of the TV series.
A picture of a family with many versions of them through a “multi-verse” concept behind them but faded away. Text: STRANDED! One day they were on a summer vacation. The next, they’re lost in some strange other world. OTHERWORLD Series Premiere! 7PM CBS (eye icon) 2
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“Fuck the Huskies” stylized as the 20th Century Fox logo.
A young girl wearing a pink “Poppy/Viva” dress (Trolls Band Together) doing her best “Nixon double peace sign” hands behind a campaign sign for Harris/Walz that is in the style of the Barbie movie font that says “Madam President (and Tim!)”.
Graphic certifying that I was user 449,690 (nice) to Bluesky and certified as an elder.