Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · Jul 4

"As a comic in all seriousness, when James Dolan said 'I now pronounce you man and wife,' I was moved by it. And by those legs—va va voom! hehehehehe Do the divorce at Giants Stadium! heheheheheheh" "I LOVE YOU TAYLOR! I LOVE YOU TAYLOR'S HUSBAND! YOU'RE SO LARGE AND SCARY AHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

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Jesse Hawken · Jul 4

“I love you Travis Kelce! I wanna BEAR your CHILDREN!!”