Sean Thomason

@seanthomason.bsky.social

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RiffTrax & MST3K Writer / Producer Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)

My dog with a plastic cone around his neck, on a bed, glaring right into the camera.
Cable from X Men with all his guns and pouches and shit
Me posing with a Barbie photo op car at the Academy Museum, in a black t shirt throwing my head back joyously
Peanuts panel. Charlie Brown holds a newspaper, Snoopy to his left. Linus says “apparently there’s been some trouble about dogs being sent to Vietnam and then not getting back…”
Me in foreground, dog in backseat of car. My stubble kinda matches his fur
George Michael and all the supermodels from the Freedom 90 video
Tourism type store with a sign CATCH 22 OUTLET
My smallish gray dog Cowboy sitting under my chair against a wall
My dog in my lap with his loud wide open, tongue out
The creepy fake old guy from the Six Flags commercials in his customary huge black-framed glasses
Weapons kids running in silhouette
WWJ and his weeping sons, he says “They’re fucking with is! They’re just performative allies!” Comic by Simon Hanselmann
Instsgram graphic “Elijah Wood plays Ween at Lord of the Rings themed rave in Denver”
The word CROW is written in marker on a concrete slab by some rocks
An open box of pizza with one slice missing on a porch. There’s a hole in the box where squirrels have been chewing
Me, smiling like a doofus, holding a package of brats and a package of meat sticks in a brewery
Picture of Target Field in Minneapolis
Cute small dog in pink sweater on table flanked by Crow and Tom Servo robot puppets
Set chair for MST3K the Rifftrax Experiments with my name on it
BREAKING headline “purported Epstein suicide note is releases. A federal judge released the note which Jeffrey Epstein’s former cellmate said he found in a graphic novel”
Handwritten sign on post “Moving to France Sale” with address and dates
Omelette section of a diner menu, including items like “Portia’s Denver” and “Larry’s Meat”
Peanuts panel, Lucy holds a piece of paper next to Snoopy with his typewriter. She says “that’s the dumbest thing ever written!”
A rocket launch or whatever but it looks like a big sperm in the night sky over a house
An old truck full of junk with two boards spray painted “SNL” on the back
Guy at No Kings protest holding sign “_UCK _ETTERMAN”
Me slumped in depressive fashion in front of a large cardboard set of Lucy at her psychiatric booth. Snoopy peeks in from the left
Bar TV with the aforementioned movie title playing
Corned beef brisket on a cutting board with fork and spatula
Andre Norton book Warlock of the Witch World, an armored man holds a sword surrounded by bats
Eight paperback SF novels by Jack Vance laid out on a blanket
Morrissey photo with Stereogum headline "Morriseey too sleepy to perform tonight, says noisy hotel was "indescribable hell"
Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken in Escape From New York, caption “I don’t give a fuck about your war or your president”
Peanuts panel, Linus says to Snoopy “what are you going to do about pollution?”
Old posed photo of comedian Gallagher preparing to smash a watermelon with a big hammer
Sweatshirt on a rack, it says MINNESOTA VS EVERYBODY
Me smiling in a selfie standing on a frozen lake
Photo of kash patel next to a US hockey player holding his gold medal in the locker room
Two mugs in a display of Peanuts merchandise at an antique store. One says Back the Beagle and the other says Put Snoopy in the White House
Melania popcorn buckets still on the shelf at the movie theater, $10.99
The Hanson Brothers in the movie Slap Shot, in hockey jerseys with bloody faces
A bowl with a cookie and some vanilla ice cream
Martin Short as Nathan Thurm (nervous dishonest lawyer character) with text "I'm not being defensive, you're the one being defensive")
The Ween boognish logo on a white background “is this thing on, mang?”
Woman holds a sign out of a car window “your papaw don’t run moonshine through these hollers for you to be a bootlicker”
Peanuts panel, Charlie Brown says to Snoopy “Lucy said we should do more things together”
Stephen Lang as the tough military bad guy in Avatar
Me and my dog looking concerned / serious. He’s on my lap.
Me holding my medal on the field of the Rose Bowl
Orange slices with dark bloody interiors (blood oranges) and knife on cutting board
Two tiered tower with four loaded hot dogs on the bottom and another hot dog “sandwich” and curly fries on top, on a restaurant table
Trump holding bullshit medal in bullshit frame in front of bullshit wall
Sign over bathroom sink that says “employees must wash hands”
Bottle of boar’s head brand pub style horseradish sauce
Danny McBride as Kenny Powers with long white beard and scythe