Seattle Scott

@seattlescott.bsky.social

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PNW OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto @ WDW. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼gay af, old as shit. ⭐️Fluent in the following: sarcasm, humor, imagination, and cussing

The definitions of Harbinger… one that foretells the future. Foreshadowing, A messenger, a forerunner that prepares…
Mount Rainier (Tahoma)
A jar of over the counter marijuana named “Trophy Wife” with a purple and gold label
Seattle Scott at The Bite Of Seattle, pointing at the logo balloon sign, with the Space Needle and that iconic blue seattle sky behind him
A drawing of Jimothy the raccoon with the letters W. W. J. D.? What would Jimothy do?
A beautiful summer day at the International Fountain at the seattle center. Showcasing jets of water that reach heights of over 100’ in the crystal blue seattle sky
Summer seating area at Pike Place Market. The “meet the producer” sign, neon, red umbrellas, and that notorious blue sky!
The movie poster for Godspell… with rainbow lettering and a picture of the cast goofing off.
A personal pan pizza at the Pizza Hut, bar b q chicken also pictures a Pizza Hut cup, some Parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes
A banner that says happy anniversary with a silver numeral 27 as well as 1999-2026 and pics of the boys involved.
The Pike Market Bounty… potatoes and mushrooms and chives and asparagus and an heirloom tomato, oh my.
Scott in front of a dark blue wall with dark blue paint splatters all over his self!
The 4th of July feast! House made Seattle Dogs with chips and potato salad… also pictured, star spangled napkin, m&ms, coffee cups, ketchup… and the holiday bong!
Republicans don’t own the 4th of July. They own January 6th.
Chronberry Crunch! 32% THC! Squeeeee! The logo and font resemble Capt. crunch Cereal
Scott and a McDonald’s FRIED apple pie, bitches.
Scott with a big old grin and a blue sky standing next to a steel light pole with a pink upside down triangle sticker.
An ad for my local cannabis dispensary, promoting 50% off store wide sale. (Excludes paraphernalia)
The Great Seal of the State of Washington, with George Washington depicted as a hipster in a knit beanie, with sunglasses and a lit joint in his mouth… around the edge of the seal it says, “Washinstonian Legal since 2012”
A super wide pano shot of the seattle waterfront with Scott peeking in all the way to right. Sunny!
The original logo of Doritos. This is Orange lettering on alternating orange and yellow rectangles. The history is that Doritos were created when they were cutting tortillas for a restaurant at Disneyland, and Frito Lay (the sponsor at the time) turned the triangular scraps into Doritos. Their logo reflected the Disneyland Entrance sign for decades.
Seattle Scott in his black Chef Jacket with the courtyard of Climate Pledge Arena and the Space Needle behind him
A cute picture of Scott in a hoodie, big smile… tile artwork and the city skyline in view
A swastika drawn on the side of a public building. Someone (I, myself) added flowers and hearts all over the swastika and the words “no ice!”
A view of the Olympic Mountains from pike market across Puget sound. There is a ferry boat way to the left edge, and the light is hitting the mountains like in a movie
Scott smiles into the camera with the pike place clock behind him in bright red neon… 6:50am
Fred flintstone and Barney rubble depicted as boy friends. Fred holding Barney from behind, with a raised eyebrow. They both sport tattoos with the other’s name.
A carton of 18 eggs. All natural shapes from actual hens. They range in color from a light caramel tan to a greenish teal color. Stunning
The question put to the You Tube algorithm was: How many new viewers did I reach? The answer came back as: In the last 28 days, Seattle Scott reached 810 new viewers. This is a significant 266% increase compared to the previous period, which is fantastic growth! New viewers made up about 94% of your total audience during this time. Just a heads-up: these metrics typically exclude the most recent two days due to data processing times. Keep up the great work reaching those new audiences!
A bright and shoddy Theater Marquee with Seattle Scott’s name up in lights!
Chevron gas prices regular $5.55 plus $5.75. Supreme $5.93 diesel $6.59
Scott in sunglasses and a beanie holding up his lighter and marijuana pipe sitting in front of a no smoking placard
Scott in a winter beanie with his snow covered van and snow falling all around.
A box of wine with a gold logo of what appear to be 2 dancers. The printed words say Ménage a Trois…
Baked chicken (Washington farms finest never frozen no hormones etc, the f***in’ best…) asparagus, a little potato and a killer salad with spinach and onions and toms… in home made sorta-not-exactly-Ranch. Killer.
A stop sign with the word ICE “Stop ICE” on the same pole with the street sign for pike place
A picture of Snoopy dressed in a casual blue and green hoodie sitting cross legged and holding his paws in fingers touching meditation. His eye are closed and the text around him reads, “Ineer peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem
Show poster of Marcello Hernandez American Boy comedy special on Netflix.
A thumbnail preview of the Seattle Erotic Arts Festival. I photo of heart shaped lollipops with bows. Below that the number of active views reads 69. Huzzah!
Scott in a fedora and black chef coat with space needle against a blue seattle sky. Scott has a heart on.
A wide shot of Seattle near the Waterfront. Pictured are the Seattle Great Wheel Ferris wheel, the city skyline, and the Space Needle off in the distance. Also, my dream apartment is in this shot, just can’t see it from here :)
A picture of my coffee cup with a boy and his toy plane… my ipad… and a jar of cannabis.
The cutest boarder collie with ginger markings rests his chin on the sofa… in a close up. Cute as a bug!
Ending Presidential Polls To whom it may concern Please don't quit. I need you. We need you. You are so far and away more important than The Current President. You've been here the better part of a century. You are throwing that away over 1 guy that hasn't been on the scene more than a decade... and trust us, will be done sooner than later. Don't be weak. Don't try to satisfy Nazis. Remember who you are and what America is. Don't Quit. If we have to stay here... you should too. Every sane American needs the reassurance that you provide with every new poll number release. Don't Stop! Please. Sincerely,
A letter to Gallup Polls galluppanel@gallupmail.com Ending Presidential Polls To whom it may concern Please don't quit. I need you. We need you. You are so far and away more important than The Current President. You've been here the better part of a century. You are throwing that away over 1 guy that hasn't been on the scene more than a decade... and trust us, will be done sooner than later. Don't be weak. Don't try to satisfy Nazis. Remember who you are and what America is. Don't Quit. If we have to stay here... you should too. Every sane American needs the reassurance that you provide with every new poll number release. Don't Stop! Please. Sincerely, Scott a concerned citizen
O’Geez pack of budget cannabis. Blue Dream… an old standby. Yellow gold pack with brown and orange accents. Beautiful nuggets of marijuana visible in a see thru window.
A cartoon depicting ice having shot and killed lady liberty. One of the ice gestapo is saying, “Fucking Bitch” like that dude who killed Renee Good
Scott surprised in front of a large graphic that says Seattle Scott based on the main sign of the pike market. Iconic.
A golden representation of the Legion of Super Heroes insignia
Bald dude against a brick wall with the iconic blue mask… favorite!