Sebastian Deken

@sebsational.bsky.social

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I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera! Author of FINAL FANTASY VI for @bossfightbooks.com: bit.ly/final-fantasy-vi Contributor and executive officer @popheist.com he/him/homo

a twitter screenshot of me promising to remember to say hi three years to the day after june 30, 2023
a nintendo 64 box with no tape
an intact, boxed nintendo 64 with three games, a grey controller and a translucent purple controller, and all cables included.
verna maroney (jan hooks) from 30 rock looking at jack donaghy (alec baldwin) and saying “i mean, i got the meat, jack”
a very sad screenshot showing that i have applied for 121 jobs
art from pokemon winds and pokemon waves: a male pikachu wearing a white wide-brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a white hawaiian shirt with light blue and purple flowers; a female pikachu wearing a light blue white-brimmed ball cap with a yellow logo and a pink flower pinned on, a pink/periwinkle/yellow floral crop top and flowy skirt, and a little blue bow on her tail
ultros, a purple octopus, attempting to push a four-ton weight onto the stage of an opera house. he looks panicked and is saying: “N'ghaaa! This is heavier than I thought! It'll take me 5 minutes to drop it!”
pixel art of Girl Ultros, a purple octopus with big eyelashes, perfect white teeth, pink blush, pink lipstick, and a pink bow
bugs bunny meme: black background, bugs in a tuxedo on the right of the image. on the left, the text “i wish all ‘ICE agents’ a very ‘dicks fall off due to frostbite’”
a packet of samyang 2x spicy buldak artificial chicken flavor ramen
a box for the 1989 Nintendo NES action set lays on an oak hardwood floor. the box pictures a red and gray “zapper” light gun, two rectangular controllers, a cartridge for Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt, and a nintendo console. A white sticker on the box reads “Original 1989 NES Acrion Set … Tested … Working … Sold As-Is … $125 Firm … TBV”
A screenshot of a bluesky post. It links to a piece on popheist.com, titled “Ode to Quismoiss: Camila Cabello Made Holiday History,” written by me. It is captioned “When Camila Cabello walked into the White House for a 2021 concert, she did more than sing — she chanved the arc of holiday history.” A boomer or bot came back with a sick burn: “Now her career is kaput. Everything Drumph touches fails.”
a bunch of sugar cookies laid out on aluminum foil, topped a little sloppily with white royal icing and a variety of colorful sprinkles
jason priestley, handsome white dude with blue eyes and light brown / dark blond hair, wearing a purple t-shirt looking over a pair of sunglasses at the camera, standing on the beach in front of a purple-and-pink surfboard
luke perry and jason priestly from a beverly hills 90210 promo shot
Repost by the Louvre of Bluesky Post by Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social As EiC of @popheist.com, I apologize for the site focusing on reviews of Donkey Kong Bananza instead of releasing the Epstein files. Post by Pop Heist @popheist.com If there's any previously established lore you need to know about Donkey Kong before you play, it's that he loves bananas. [Link: Banana Slammin'! A Look at 'Donkey Kong Bananza' - Pop Heist 'Donkey Kong Bananza' isn't just the best DK game in two decades, it's one of Nintendo's best first-party titles of the 21st century.] Post by @lastbubblerises.bsky.social Donald Trump is a child rapist. She was 13. Release the Epstein files!
a tweet from Jason “SaaStr.Ai” Lemkin (@jasonlk): Replie does have some honest recommendations: - Use it "only for analysis and discussion" - Focus on "low-risk tasks" - Find human developers I'm gonna sleep on it
a video from the soap opera Beyond the Gates. smash cut to a young woman asking an adult man “what’s gay sex like?” followed by a spit take
an original script from the 1993 super mario bros. movie in a clear plastic folio, including a super mario bros. postcard in front
janelle monae holding a space helmet in a photo from cosmopolitan magazine
box art for the super scope 6 except there is white smoke coming out of the barrel and it says "super pope 6"
a super fucking hot guy (me) in a dreamcast t-shirt. grey zip hoodie, jeans, and grey felt shoes is petting the world’s most beautiful orange cat on the exam table in a vet’s office
knuckles from sonic the hedgehog, looking used up
modified key art from the video game mario & sonic at the 2020 olympic games that says "mario & sonic at the 2026 midterms"
a two-page spread from wired magazine, august 1995. a headline in a kooky font reads "finally, a database that beats the muktuk out of microsoft, not you." a bearded person, maybe a viking, is making a crazy face and extending overlarge hands wringing a bill gates lookalike as though he's a wash cloth. it is an ad for filemaker pro.
the world’s most beautiful orange cat sitting on top of the world’s second most handsome man (me) who is lying down under a funky 90s themed blanket
me texting my mirce about cheese
michaela coel in a yellow gown
Norman Rockwell "Freedom of Speech" painting. A middle-age man in a blue plaid shirt and brown work jacket is standing in a crowd of sitting people who are all looking at him. He is looking upward with his mouth half open as though he's speaking.
Screenshot of an email from Amazon.com. The email reads: "Hello, Due to a lack of availability, we will not be able to obtain the following item from your order. We've canceled the item and apologize for the inconvenience. If you see a charge for the canceled item, we will refund you within 1-2 business days. If you are still interested in purchasing this item, it may be available from other sellers. Please visit the detail page for this item below." Following that, it shows an order for Metroid Prime 4 for the Nintendo Switch.
a photo of video games and one magazine laid out on a palm-tree pattern rug. games include mach rider (NES), balloon fight (NES), donkey kong jr. (NES), clu clu land (NES), mario bros. (NES), mega man 6 (NES); super mario land (game boy); the legend of zelda: majora's mask (N64) with lenticular label; super mario 64 (N64); mario & luigi: brothership (switch); agatha christie: hercule poirot: the london case (switch); and nintendo power vol. 21, which has star tropics as a cover story and features a macaw on a beach at sunset with a shooting star / comet thing behind it, and also there are giant piano keys on the beach.
a screenshot showing that pop heist has 3k followers!
screenshot from nintendo’s year-end report showing that fashion dreamer is my most played game of 2024
a series of tweets that read: "it's that special time of year: my annual googling of 'jimmy stewart dick size,'" "merry jimmy stewart dickmas to all of us," and "he's just so tall"
screenshot of the title theme from wave race 64 in the nintendo music app
a cropped screengrab from pokémon tcg pocket showing my friend ID: 9788-9934-7711-3907
a screenshot of my phone showing that i am deranged enough to listen to 60 straight minutes of the mii plaza theme from the nintendo wii
a text exchange between my brothers and me culminating with me uttering the phrase “jesus kawaiist”
box art for pokémon x, featuring the legendary pokémon xerneas, a blue and black deerlike creature with ivory antlers that have segments in a rainbow of colors
anne hathaway holding her oscar at the 2013 academy awards. captioned “it came true!”
book cover of Final Fantasy VI by sebastian deken, featuring a curly purple octopus tentacle
an NYC parking meter with a USPS address label stuck on it reading “FREE GAZA BITCH” in red permanent marker.
tweet from nobuo uematsu: "Wait, wait, wait! Everybody calm down! There seems to be some misunderstanding, but I'm not retiring from video game music work! I'm going to cut back a bit on my video game music work because I want to have more time to make the music I want to make. It would be difficult for me to take on the entire soundtrack of a video game because the time commitment for composing would be too long, but I would like to continue to work on jobs such as one theme song."
a photo of a tv showing a still of the ace attorney anime. an illustration of several midrise buildings. one in the background has a sign that says “jew bank”
a pink and orange cake covered and i mean covered in actual literal flowers as well as decorative disco balls. even if i typed more details i couldn’t make it make sense. imagine the worst version of what i described and it will be almost as bad as the reality.
phoenix wright going 😖
Portrait, taken by Dorothea Lange, shows Florence Thompson with several of her children in a photograph known as "Migrant Mother.” The Library of Congress caption reads: "Destitute pea pickers in California. Mother of seven children. Age thirty-two. Nipomo, California."
a Nintendo Alarmo box, featuring a round red alarm clock with a large black LED display, tiny black rubber legs, and an oversized glowing button on top
final fantasy vii (PS1) cover art
concept art for "giant metall" from mega man iii
mock spirit halloween costume packaging with a drawing of kain from final fantasy iv from a 90s nintendo power magazine. labeled “sexy dragoon man. includes: mythril unitard, lance, secret bomb to kill all the summoners of Mist”
a phone screenshot. the wallpaper is lisa frank rainbow dolphins with a cockatoo and a dog on a rainbow surfboard
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #190,605!
screenshot from splatoon 3 showing the results of the latest splatfest: team past at 500p, team present ar 370p, and team future at 0p.
a bunch of characters from batman ‘66 saying “j. pauline spaghetti”
screenshot from the NYT “spelling bee” game showing the word “peetape” is not in the word list
the upper left corner of a blank laptop screen showing a puncture wound from an animal fang
"Finally, my daughters were allowed to buy one item while at PAX. Guess what my youngest, someone who’s been Princess Peach obsessed since the day she laid eyes on her, wanted to get? A Princess Zelda plushie. She held onto it the whole way home. "On Monday, she was having trouble sleeping, so we took a break, and she asked me to print out a Princess Zelda coloring page. Right next to the paper, being used as a reference model to make sure the colors were accurate, was that PAX Zelda plushie."
a version of vincent van gogh's "the potato eaters" where all of the people are replaced with marge simpson holding a potato from the simpsons scene where she says "i just think they're neat"