Second Suitor

@secondsuitor.bsky.social

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(he/him) aspiring jack of all trades

Bag of Rancho Gordo Super Lucky 2026 Black Eyed Peas, resting on a cutting board covered in crumbs.
For those of you who received a DNF due to issues at the Magnolia Loop section of the course, we will be changing your status from DNF. Instead, we will list you in the results under a 24.2 mile "marathon" or 10.75 mile "half marathon." We will also include a special column which will include an estimated finish time for a full 26.2 mile marathon or 13.1 mile half marathon, based on your averaged pace.
A book cover with the title of YOU SUCH AT COOKING split by a piece of toast with holes in it to make a frowny face.
A brown UGG like boot with aggressive knobby tread behind a chain link fence.
A single black and grey Nike running shoe, no laces, tongue pulled up, sitting upright on a dirty grey sidewalk.
Four lumpy bagels on a bamboo cutting board.
Six bagels on a cooling rack. They are irregular in shape, and have ranges of coloring showing where they were unevenly baked.
Sheet pass pizza with no visible toppings. The cheese on top takes from black to dark orange.
Sperry logo on a dark background. Below is the text: Today Only [Name], lorem ipsum dolor. Lorem ipsum dolor, sit amet, conseteur sadipscing elitr. Lorem ipsum dolor, sit amet, conseteur sadipscing elitr. Lorem ipsum dolor, sit amet, conseteur sadipscing elitr. Followed by two buttons in red, SHOP WOMEN and SHOP MEN
Corner view of a chunk of bread on a cutting board with a chaotic kitchen counter in the background. The bread is fairly white with defined crumb, and crisp looking crust.
A screenshot from a Merriam-Webster skeet. The text is: Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. Godspeed. ...below this is a frame of a white gif with the word "acidulous" centered in Courier.
Seven running medals dangling from an unseen location. There's an electrical outlet and plug visible below them. From left to right is: a red-green tartan ribbon with a heraldic crest medal; purple ribbon with text saying "Lake Wa" trailing off and red- cream medal; pink 90s mall decor ribbon with a running cookie medal; a green ribbon with text that says " St. Patrick's" and a wreath like medal having a centered leprechaun; a multiple shade of blue ribbon with a blue-black-white tear drop medal turned sideways; a light blue ribbon with a white skull and crossbones circle medal; a blue ribbon with a cartoonish eyes on it with a sunglasses medal with the text 5k visible.
Three cookies on a plate with medals to either side. One medal is stained glass with an orca swimming through a blue and green year so shape. The markings on the orca look like a great. The other medal is a cookie with Christmas lights on it, and the text "Electric Cookie Run" in yellow. The ribbons are stripes of blue, and red with 80's party decoration shapes respectively. The cookie run medal has LEDs glowing.
Profile view of a slice of cake on a green and white china plate. There is a dark crust on the bottom and outside perimeter. The cake is a medium brown, with a dense crumb and chunks of apple are visible in the slice. The top is craggy with darkened oats visible.
A spring form pan with black handles on a cooling rack. There is a deep brown crumble top, slightly domed, coming almost to the top. There is a yellow toaster in the background.
A cloudy orange beer in a tulip glass on a wood counter.
A big red mushroom with white spots, next to a chain link fence, surrounded by leaves. The dirt it grew from is torn up around it, with some dirt on top of the mushroom.