Securety Man

@securety.meme

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Saros is ready to play notification on PS App
Operation Bounce House imported and available in Prologue app
Operation Bounce House audiobook preorder confirmation screen
Stick woman 3009
Tomoe from SHINOBI: Art of Vengeance sports a waist line so thin it can cut your fingers clean off
Peak capitalism
Duskbloods
our ai overlords
What should've been a valid IP address
ssh no tears, only dreams now
Плоти
Farm troll, 2025, colorised
The big friend of the dragon
1000$ MagSafe stand, DIY, stellar craftsmanship
Most normal depiction of president Trump saying “pay”
Suba-ru
Nazi salute charty chart
A close-up photograph of a metallic cylindrical tube or sleeve, likely a slide tube used in music instruments like a slide guitar. The tube appears to be made of polished chrome or stainless steel and is photographed against a white background. Below the image is text that reads "Slidebars and Bottlenecks".
macOS system interface showing a Docker.app is not open anymore crash notification alongside a memory usage monitor displaying 27.90 GB used out of 32.00 GB total RAM, with 3.64 of swap used and detailed memory pressure and usage statistics
A digital piano on a black stand is positioned in the foreground, while behind it, there's a dramatic silhouette of a person appearing to leap or jump over the piano against a warm yellow-orange background. The piano is a full 88-key model with a music sheet holder and sustain pedal.
A meme using a serious-looking person in a business suit adjusting his tie against a dark background. The text reads "YOU CLOSE YOUR TABS BECAUSE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING / I CLOSE MY TABS CAUSE MAC STOPS OPENING APPS AND HANGS UNTIL I FORCE RESET / WE ARE NOT THE SAME" in a format parodying pretentious comparison memes.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A darkly humorous meme about cybersecurity choices. The top image shows a Matrix-style figure offering two pills: blue for "IGNORING RISK" and red for "REFUSING BUDGET". Below are three simple stick figure drawings showing someone taking both pills, crushing them together, and snorting them - suggesting that many organizations manage to both ignore security risks AND refuse security budgets simultaneously, rather than making a responsible choice.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
A system monitoring interface showing memory usage statistics. The display shows Physical Memory at 16.00 GB with 14.06 GB used. It details Cached Files at 1.88 GB and Swap Used at 8.98 GB. On the right side, it displays App Memory at 2.39 GB, Wired Memory at 5.82 GB, and Compressed Memory at 5.24 GB. The interface has a dark theme with white text.
Apple Music Replay 2024 top artists list showing the user's most listened to musicians. The image displays a gradient blue-purple background with "Replay '24" and "Top Artists" headers, noting 332 total artists. The top 15 artists are listed in two columns: 1. Machine Girl 2. Iglooghost 3. The Black Keys 4. Kai Whiston 5. BABii 6. Kaizo Slumber 7. Ruby My Dear 8. The Kills 9. Metronomy 10. Lauren Bousfield 11. Billy Talent 12. Placebo 13. Aphex Twin 14. Turmion Kätilöt 15. Arctic Monkeys Below the list are circular profile pictures of various artists arranged in a grid pattern, showing album art and artist photos.
Top panel: The person is making a disapproving gesture, pushing away with his hand, paired with the text "Paying 50k for a pentest" Bottom panel: The person is smiling and appearing to approve, paired with the text "Paying 500k for a ransom"
Ransomware IR meme
r/mk iceberg