Sedge [ΘΔ]

@sedge.bsky.social

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I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

Hank Hill holding up his phone, which has a picture of himself holding up a picture of himself holding up a picture of himself.
Hank Hill holding up his phone to show he's on Bluesky looking at the below quoted post, which has three largely similar pictures of him.
Fred Savage in The Princess Bride
Homer Simpson yelling "don't you hate pants?" at Krusty on stage.
Screenshot from Tony Hawk's American Wasteland of Tony in the Vans skate park level, about to whack an electrical power box with his skateboard.
A pixelized photo of Mario Lemieux hoisting a legally distinct trophy above his head as the words of the title begin to scroll in.
A used copy of Mortal Kombat: Special Forces on PSX, with a retail price of $65.
Shawn Michaels pretending to be a tree.
A design that says "recycling is ska." Below that is a trumpet and a repeating background of the words "pick it up."
A badge tag with an anthro raccoon clutching at their face, with the words "I'm overwhelmed by the crushing weight of reality" overlaid on it.
A graphic for the movie Hellraiser featuring Pinhead, but the title has been edited to say Heckraiser. I found this on Tumblr.
Beldar preparing to launch his firework, from the Coneheads movie.
The PS2 version of In The Groove, a dance game by the people that built Stepmania. I was on their forum for a little while back in the day.
Cropped screenshot of my profile, showing I have 573 followers.
Photo of Dany Heatley from the menu of EA's NHL 2005
SPATULA CITY
Roy Mustang from Full Metal Alchemist but with the head of Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine, just because their surnames sound similar.
Three panel comic. Jeremy, one of my characters: "So what do you do?" An approximation of Hayley Williams from Paramore, circa 2007: "I'm in the business of misery." Jeremy: "Ah, retail."
Four panel comic depicting an ad for a new album. 1: "Coming soon it's 'Breakaway,' the debut album from The Generic Dudes. 2: Three moderately attractive white guys with brand new pop-punk songs you feel like you've already heard. 3: Featuring 'Burn,' 'Tonight,' 'Crazy,' 'Suffocate,' 'Nothing,' and 'Yesterday' 4: Coming out in 2004 on Drive-Thru Records
SpongeBob driving a burger shaped car in a race through Bikini Bottom in a race against Shadow the Hedgehog, whose own car is as dark and angular as its driver.
An event screen from the Road To WrestleMania mode in WWF WeestleMania 2000 on Nintendo 64. The first three match results shown have Scott Taylor defeating his tag partner Brian Christopher by submission, The Acolytes going to a draw against The Headbangers, and another draw between Al Snow and Mideon. Each match ran for over half an hour as well.
Closeup portrait of Honey, a calico I had from 2008 to 2020. She was a diva.
Simple pen doodle of a cheetah face (minus spots), blepping.
The X-Men character known as Cable.
A 2008 strip from the webcomic Fanboys. One of the characters is in a movie theater watching a trailer for something "from the creators of Epic Movie." She asks if they can be any less original before the words "introducing Gamer Comic" come on screen, causing her to slink down into her chair.
The title card for Homeboys in Outer Space, a one season sitcom from UPN's early days.
One of those retro style memes, designed to look like it was from the late 90s but in that "Y2K chic" way that screams 2018 to me. It says "sometimes you just gotta macarena through the anxiety" and features 3D models of Sonic the Hedgehog (Adventure style) doing said dance.
The halfway point of the wolf transformation sequence from the arcade version of Altered Beast.
Photo of UFC Tapout on Xbox of hidden character Ice-T. His fighting style is given as "street fighting."
The logo for the former Hartford Whalers hockey team. It features a blue whale tail and green W, with an H formed in the negative space between the two.
Professional wrestler Dragon Kid.
Private, one of the penguins from the Madagascar series, looking serene but clearly dissociating and screaming internally.
The title screen for Crazy Taxi 3 on Xbox.
A photo of the Rock Man 2 stage select screen with a closeup on Clash Man. The post is a pun on the album Combat Rock by The Clash.
The TMNT logo but it says Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
A conversation on Twitter. DWFarmboy: do you believe we are born gay? Jackabbit: no, i won my gayness in a poker game Trinity.Santos: was it a straight flush? Jackabbit: no, pair of queens
Quote from Monty Python's The Life of Brian. "He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy."
Ash (tuxedo tabby) lounging by the top of my head.
A company logo screen with Sonic the Hedgehog posing next to a modified Sega logo that reads Sexga. The trademark insignia reads MTV Instead. Below that is a copyright notice stating that the game was made in 1997 by Mirfus Soft.
A photo Danny Trejo posted on some other social media site, of himself holding a dove and smiling. It's captioned "You can do it! Danny Trejo believes in you!"
A screenshot from my pedometer app showing I've logged over 14,500 steps. By coincidence this translates into 6.66 miles.
WCW legend Sting. (I probably do this bit a lot.)
The weary-eyed protagonist of Dragon Quest XII.
Write an erotic story in only three words.
A screenshot from T&C Surf Designs 2: Thrilla's Surfari on NES of Thrilla in one of the shark riding levels.
A bottle of Trucker's Choice stay-alert capsules, from The Simpsons.
Buster taking a victory lap after bowling a perfect game.
The front of the box for NHL All-Star Hockey '95 on Sega Genesis. It also translates the "All-Star" part of the title into French as "Match des Étoiles."
SQUAKE
An email Credit Karma sent me this morning had an animation of a pair of hands drawing back a curtain to reveal a gauge like the site used to use to reflect your score. Unfortunately the hands reminded me of the old Goatse image. No wedding ring, though.
Tails in that one underwater section of Chemical Plant Zone Act 2, rapidly running out of air.
A design that's supposed to be for Kevin Nash and the nWo Wolfpac but the actual design is Rikishi.
The bicon himself, Lance Dewlock.
Bowser and Master Higgins in separate posts but both looking alarmed.
The jewelcase for the original Grand Theft Auto on PC, as well as the big box it was in.
Bret "Hitman" Hart
Beaker from The Muppets, with a chainsaw. (It's just one of those days!)
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles