Rich Cheng

@sedm0784.bsky.social

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A photo of my 2010 iPad (1st generation) lock screen. A message reads: “iPad is disabled try again in 29,485,996 minutes”
On the left: a cup of coffee with a poorly executed “rosetta” pattern. I somehow touched the surface with the jug's spout while pouring, mangling the design. It looks a bit like Hornet, the protagonist from Silksong, and the caption reads, “Hornet, from Silksong”. On the right: Hornet, from Silksong. The caption reads, “A delicious cup of coffee”.
The “Suns in Four!” guy, but I’ve clumsily photoshopped his jersey to say NEW YORK instead of Suns.
“Solar panels are actually good for your garden because if you put up even one then you can guarantee that it'll fucking piss down with rain all day long for the next month —Dan Fixes Coin-Ops https://retro.social/@ifixcoinops/116631823769600852
Escher steps! The top step is about two inches behind the wall, but somehow the entire two steps below that are also entirely behind the plane of the wall.
The silhouette of a pigeon on an asphalt path in the morning winter sunshine with trees in the background. The camera is looking up at the bird from ground level. If the pigeon saw this photo, they would think they look cool in it.
The Tiger (with apologies to William Blake) Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right); What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee? What the bolt or screw or nail That attached thy swishy tail? What the anvil? What the bellows? Where were wrought you floofy fellows? Where was bought the tube of glue With which your fur was stuck to you? In what distant deeps or skies Are sold such art and craft supplies? What great Artisan of myth— What frightful black-and-orange-smith— Dared forge a beast so fierce and hungry? What a feat of mammalmongery!
A shop display that proudly declares its product to be, “The ONLY protein flapjack with Biscoff.”