Andrew Hedges 🦔

@segdeha.com

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Founder @MadEggLabs.com. Creator of Is It Yacht Rock? https://linktr.ee/segdeha

bluesky trending terms. #4 force of evil. #5 messi.
me: do they just play until they die of old age? where are the penalty kicks? justin: two 15 minute halves then penalty shootout. 5 shots each.
ai redo of the qb photo with brady as the guy from king of the hill, peyton as a simpsons character, brees as a south park character, rodgers as a beavis & butthead character, rapistburger as a futurama character, mahomes as a ren & stimpy character, marino as an uncanny spongebob, and montana as bluey
highly pixelated version of my avatar photo
Dragon’s Lair arcade game, released in 1983
Illustration of a toothbrush with a thought bubble next to it containing an image of a brain. The caption says: The Toothbrush Use Case. Successful founders identify ubiquitous, frequent needs and reimagine them using autonomous, “aalways-on” AI technologies. Yes, they misspelled “always”.
sjimmyp.bsky.social has me on a list called suspected russian bots that has 96 people on it and has a one-word description: sketchy.
Me at a rustic retreat center on the South Island of New Zealand, surrounded by trees with a clear blue sky above. I'm wearing shorts, a yellow T-shirt and a pink afro-style wig. My short goatee shows no grey. I'm spinning a junior-sized Seahawks football on my fingers like a basketball.
meme by coolee bravo about someone saying i like pancakes and someone responding so you hate waffles? except twitter is crossed out and replaced with bluesky.
scrolling the 10 or so most recent posts in the #seahawks feed and they're all spam posts selling jerseys and ball caps and stuff. make it stop!
Charlie Day stands crazed, gesturing with a cigarette in one hand in front of a wall of papers, some connected by string
text to a group thread from 9:19am that says: it's game day, fellas! let the stress eating begin!
Red wood-grained Fender Telecaster on sitting on a wooden guitar stand.
Raising Arizona. Characters from the movie sit on orange lawn chairs.
A hand-drawn sign sits at the base of a tree next to an urban street. The sign reads: because you are alive, everything is possible.
When did firing park rangers, scientists, and air traffic controllers become a better idea than simply taxing billionaires?
Screen capture of a very large macOS desktop with zero icons on it. The background image is from Giant's Causeway in Northern Ireland. There are 3 widgets visible: Portland weather (currently 70F), calendar, and world clock showing Bangkok, Portland, St Louis, and Toronto.
screenshot from downdetector.com showing red spikes indicating services are down on the graphs below 12 different major sites on the internet including google cloud, aws, and cloudflare, all major components of web application infrastructure.
LinkedIn screenshot that reads: Updated 1 hour ago Trump feud threatens Musk's empire By Jake Perez, Editor at LinkedIn News Elon Musk's DOGE duties have weakened Tesla sales and market share globally. Now, as he publicly feuds with President Trump, Bloomberg reports Musk is grappling with "a rare convergence of threats: collapsing brand loyalty, shaky revenues and mounting legal and regulatory risk." And the spat is unfolding while Musk's empire seeks more funding. Still, he has the means to weather the storm, and investors note he has come back before, citing Tesla's rebound from near-bankruptcy in 2019 and his turnaround of X.
US tourism could fall by $12.5B By John Tomase, Editor at LinkedIn News a The U.S. tourism industry stands to lose $12.5 billion this year as part of the fallout from tariffs, travel bans, and diminished LGBTQ rights, Bloomberg reports. The U.S. is the only economy of 184 surveyed that projects a tourism decline, and air travel has already dropped 2%, with Air France, British Airways, and Lufthansa cutting flights. Closer to home, Canadians are expected to curtail their visits by 33%, and that could have serious repercussions: $6 billion in lost spending that eliminates 40,000 American jobs.
"The final stages of capitalism, Karl Marx predicted, would be marked by global capital being unable to expand and generate profits at former levels. Capitalists would begin to consume the government along with the physical and social structures that sustained them. Democracy, social welfare, electoral participation, the common good and investment in public transportation, roads, bridges, utilities, industry, education, ecosystem protection and health care would be sacrificed to feed the mania for short-term profit. These assaults would destroy the host." -Chris Hedges
cropped version of noelle's original photo showing mostly miller bay with a hand-drawn, red circle around a strip of beach towards the southeast corner of the bay
Plate of thick pasta noodles in a carbonara sauce with sautéed baked tofu bits on top. Behind the plate is a small bowl of red sauce and a mini baguette, sliced in a wooden cutting board.
A beautiful, sunburst Telecaster guitar lies on a wooden floor. The photo is altered to be a little dark and moody and a little grainy. There are overlapping filters of varying levels of dark and light at odd angles overlapping the image. In the upper left, yellowish/orange text reads: The Worst Friend, Susan Retondo, and hedgefire. In the bottom right bluish/white text reads: March 22, 7pm, live music, no cover, The Shaku Bar, 3448 NE Sandy.
Daniel Miessler's tweet with "shitty, derivative" above it in a handwriting font, so the tweet now reads, "Writing shitty, derivative novels is about to become prompt engineering and narration."
Protestor holding a red sign with the words: If you think you love freedom, but you don't care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.
Just trying out the captioning feature. A floor fan sits outside on a summer day with water jets attached. It creates a mist effect that blows across the yard.
Screenshot of the email footer from an email from Hotels.com. Links are blue and underlined on a white background. The unsubscribe link has the link text "Unsubscribe from Personalized Trip Recommendations".
Left to right: Inigo Montoya, Vizzini, and Fezzik from The Princess Bride standing at the top of the Cliffs of Insanity.
untitled goose game goose running with a knife in its mouth
people gathered around 3 end-to-end picnic tables with food and drink. pictured from left to right: aloe, jeremiah, andrew h, mindy, mindy's boy, michelle, andrew d, megan, patty, lars, val, jen's husband, jen
close up pic of a bar with a bartender blurred out in the background, in the foreground is a 1 ounce pour next to a bottle of widow jane bourbon, aged 10 years in new american oak barrels, made with pure limestone mineral water from the legendary rosendale mines of NY, blend of straight bourbon whiskeys
screen capture from q*bert 3. protagonist has just died and shows a speech bubble above him that reads @!#?@!
duolingo 2024 year in review, top 1% rank, 244 day longest streak, 105,998 total experience points, 5506 minutes spent
google maps screenshot of the portland metro area. it's hard to see any streets for all the pins saved to the map!
Andrew stands in the late afternoon sun on a pier with South Beach in the background.
BJ and the Bear, a TV show about a semi-tractor trailer-driving hunk and his chimpanzee sidekick
Texas Instruments TI-99/4A connected to a 13" color TV. The screen is cyan with color bars along the top and bottom. The screen reads: Texas Instruments Home Computer. Ready. Press any key to begin. © 1981 Texas Instruments.
Veggie ID Broccoli Strengths: -Good leader -Comes up with the craziest, wackiest yet best ideas??? -Weird bursts of courage Weakness: -Too scared to ask their crush out and also delusional -Perfectionist tendencies -Chronic case of bedhead "Sometimes people just don't see my vision" "Is everyone ready to go?" Alignment: Lawful 40%, Neutral 40%, Chaotic 20% Good 80%, Neutral 15%, Evil 5% Hidden Talent: Finding good in everyone, including their ex Peer reviews: "Soft hands" -Garlic "Carried my team project" -Potato "I want to make a start up with Broccoli, but they're already working on one with Garlic" - Bok Choy
a beach at sunset, a small island topped with trees is centered at the horizon, backlit by an orange sky, a glassy smooth lagoon is in the foreground reflecting perfectly the island and sky above it
dark blue 2006 jeep wrangler with a black soft top and black wheels sits on a dry lake bed pulling a silver tear drop trailer
Two skeletons dressed as Andrew and Val sit on a bench holding a sign that says, “What took you so long?”