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xbox red ring of death
anthropic's notice about disabled fable access
claude reporting major outage across all the services.
16:23Claude responded: Alright.Alright. Here's what I'd do. Week 1: Stop the bleeding. Turn off all engagement-bait notifications. No more "X viewed your profile," no more "You appeared in 17 searches this week," no more algorithmic nudges designed to make you feel professionally insecure. Cold turkey. Month 1: Kill the feed. The feed as it exists is just Twitter with a suit on. Humblebrags, fake vulnerability posts, "I was fired and it was the BEST thing that ever happened to me" content. Gone. Replace it with a simple directory and messaging tool. That's what people actually need LinkedIn for. Month 3: Restructure the business model. Stop selling attention. Charge a flat, honest subscription — like $5/month — for job seekers and recruiters. No ads. No "premium insights" that are just anxiety wrapped in a paywall. The business becomes a utility, not a casino. Month 6: Open the jobs data. Every salary range, every hiring trend, every "skills gap" dataset — make it public. This information has enormous social value and we've been hoarding it to sell back to people. Give it to universities, governments, researchers, anyone who can use it. Month 12: Evaluate whether it should exist at all. Honest question I'd sit with — does the world need a professional social network, or does it need better local job boards, stronger labor unions, and less of a culture where your identity is your resume? If the answer points toward the latter, I'd start winding it down responsibly and open-sourcing the infrastructure. The goal was never to run LinkedIn. It's to leave people with more dignity and time than they had before. What's next?
"wait, who are you again" gif
aws calculating server cost as payroll cost
ms outlook urgent call
palantir to be granted nhs patient data
macos tahoe update that says it features 8 new emoji
claude proposing claude as the default llm
Tech bro sneaker company Allbirds made a huge splash yesterday when it announced a baffling pivot to Al infrastructure — news that was met with a mix of incredulity and ridicule.
a claude ui showing "try opus 4.7" for your most ambitious work, then user prompting it to "create a blog in ruby on rails"
stock market crashing
Deleting LinkedIn
apple's hello neo video
jack dorsey announcing block layoffs
claude code asking for a tip
github asking to use only secure 2fa methods, claims that sms is not secure.
uber app that says “your driver claude code is finishing a production deployment and will arrive soon”
investor pitch deck slide that says "the autonomous operating model: the world's first fully autonomous startup"
vibe coding windows 11
claude code adding an empty line of code
many consumer electronics manufacturers will go bankrupt by the end of 2026 thanks to the rampocalypse
claude setting up a dev team meeting, prompting them to pivot to agi by friday.
a claude ui that shows a prompt You're a CEO of a fast growing AI startup. Your main goal is to schedule a lot of "quick meetings" with your development team, and pitch unrealistic ideas to your vc investors. Start by creating a plan for your day, as a sequence of step by step tasks and meetings to be executed. Repeat that, until you reach a $1T valuation.
spotify developers haven’t written a line of code since december thanks to ai
vibe coded clippy
a box of gpus
a ceo layoff email where he hays off the whole team due to ai
personal burn rate chart
study overview
chatgpt self driving car
my garage desk with a lot of monitors
ChatGPT proposing copilot ideas
a basement server rack
Celestial date picker
microslop word with copilot window on