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Look upon my Posts, ye Mighty, and Despair A statistical outlier that should not have been counted Technical Artist at [videogames]

Picture of Mad Max from the movie 'Fury Road' captioned "Uuh, that's beer" because Mr Boat posted a normal statement about beer
Photo of a UK-style electrically heated shower unit in a bathroom. It's a white plastic box with dials, fitted to the wall, with the shower-head connected via a hose. There are no visible wires. The shower-head itself is not heated.
A diagonally-sliced sliced-white-bread sandwich is arranged on a paper plate on a wooden surface. Some ham and crisps are visible peeking out from between the slices of bread. Nearby are an empty sandwich wrapper labelled "Tesco Smoked Ham and Mustard" and a yellow open crisp-packet labelled "Kettle Cheddar and Red Onion"
Screenshot of an old Elite game, showing Lave Station
Image depicting five rubbish bins in ascending order of size, labelled "The Ascent Of Bin" in a fancy font, intended to evoke the image "march of progress" except with bins instead of homonids
Image showing that I'm Bluesky user number 347,547
A picture of the little grey cats, labelled "three of them," indicating that there are three of them
Picture of the 'Label Scanner' website, which tells me that I have the "microwaved burrito foil" eventual-cause-of-death Bluesky label from 'The Cave of Trophonius'
First-person view of a pair of black-clad legs entwined around the arm-rest of a train-station's "standing" seats, because I just wanna rest my feet dammit.
Lisa Simpson saying "I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME"
two of them
A man wearing black and (fake) fur on a throne of (fake) skulls
Photograph of a tasteful arrangement of: A large jar of pickled gherkins A pack of dried soya chunks Some chocolate coins
picture of a hand about to slam into a button labelled "BUY POT"
Screenshot of a tweet from my Twitter account from 1st January 2020, reading as follows: 1920 handshaking with 2020 Faffing about trying to get the wireless to work
A sign saying "Customer Help Point"
Dracula from the 1992 movie 'Bram Stoker's Dracula', with obviously-photoshopped sunglasses and a can of Monster Energy drink, captioned "I NEVER DRINK... WINE"
A bearded bespectacled man with a white cat on his chest
A photograph of a wall-mounted analogue clock. A pink post-it note with a question-mark drawn on it has been stuck to the middle of the clock-face.
A well-lit grinning bearded man wearing black, against a red wall. The man has horns on his head, curled like sheep horns. The man's head is covered in a black cowl apart from his face, which is whitened with black smudgy lines painted below his eyes.
A photograph of an information sign for a place called "Strid Wood" which sounds a bit like "Squidward" The sign has pictures and information about local wildlife, but that's not relevant to my allusions to Spongebob's colleague.