Liselle ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ

@sellybeth.bsky.social

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Bathycolpian, alogotransophobic, theic and lachrymose but above all else, sesquipadalian. She/her or sí/í for the Gaeilgeoirí 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧♾🖤🤍🐘💜

A Facebook ad for an IKEA bench made out of wicker. The caption reads "made from husband material" There is an upcoming movie called Wicker which features Alexander Skarsgaard as a smoking hot perfect man made out of wicker. Women online are falling in love with him, men online are very confused about why this is.
A pinkish-red crocheted sunhat with a spiral design, on a pale blue satin background
Two kittens, one grey and white on a chair and the other black and white on the floor below, both looking at the camera.
A brunette in a teal dress with a sort of scaly pattern and a twirly skirt
A sandwich board covered in small holes into which you can fit a small bottle or can, and leave them there to be collected by people who would otherwise have to rummage through the bin to find them.
A crocheted circle with spirals going through it it in a gorgeous shade of dark raspberry. There's a blue crochet needle sticking through it at the top and a yellow stitch marker at the bottom and in the background a blue dress and the ground.
A Temu Ireland ad that says "This is the ultimate treat - a little bit of luxury for your life. You'll adore it, guaranteed!" The item in question is...a swimsuit, I think? Possibly lingerie? It's white and skimpy and looks like it would ride *right* up your bum and is held together with plastic buckles of the same kind that you might find on a bumbag(or fanny pack if you're American). The word Baby is written across both the bust and crotch in gothic script. Honestly, the word "luxury" would not be the first word I think of looking at it.
An poster for Nick Delehanty, an Independent candidate running for election in Ireland. The poster depicts a white man with a punchable face on a green background, and his campaign slogan is "Make Crime Illegal"
Four panel comic of a person with a microphone standing next to a big fancy-looking machine with buttons and dials and screens and whatnot. Panel one the person says "My genius machine will find solutions to all the world's problems!" In panel two the machine is thinking In panel three machine responds "You already have all the solutions. You just refuse to implement them to protect the financial interests of the wealthiest 0.001%" Panel four the person is sweating a bit and unplugs the machine while saying "It just needs some tweaking"
A bottle of water with a squirty attachment and also a battery operated fan
A poster for Britallica, a Britney Spears metal tribute band. The artwork is an AI generated picture of Britney wearing a snakeskin top and holding a snake, except...is the snake going through her neck? And then it merges with her hand, and there's an extra bit of snake tentacle growing out of her ribcage and...is Britney the snake? Look, let's just call it nightmare fuel and leave it at that
Two biggish hoop earrings on a piece of white tissue paper. The one of the left reads Fuck Fine Gael in flowing calligraphy, the one on the right says Fuck Fianna Fáil
A tweet from @Popbase on Twitter showing a screenshot of Tyra Banks taken from the recent Netflix documentary about America's Next Top Model. She is an attractive black woman with long hair wearing a tan trench coat The caption reads Tyra Banks has filed a lawsuit against Netflix for defamation in relation to the ANTM documentary. She claims that her three-hour interview was edited down to just 16 minutes, using specific footage to support a false and defamatory language.
The flag of Green Dale Community College from the TV show Community. It features what appears to be a pink arsehole on a blue background. A literal arsehole, not an unpleasant person. The motto is E Pluribus Anus
Morgan Jeffery @morganjeffery A quick story about Anthony Head. He was of my earliest interviews as an entertainment journalist. It was GILES... from BUFFY. I was nervous. Towards the end of our conversation, I dried up and forgot my next question. The interview was being filmed, it could've been embarrassing. Spotting the panic in my eyes, he leapt straight into another point: "...and I'll tell you something else." Towards the end of our conversation, I dried up The interview continued. I picked up the flow again. He'd saved my blushes. Kind and gracious.
dracofidus If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you'd best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we've always had a little contact over the years and he heard I'd come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to "Sarah" and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and took loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Uther and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all of the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a final massive hug, waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I got back safe. (More HERE)
An enamel pin in the shape of a definitely-generic, no-copyright-infringement-here-no-siree-bob police public call box with the colours of the asexual flag, (black, grey, purple and white) on the front. The background is a navy blue dress with a pattern of cards and a big purple hat that bear a completely coincidental resemblance to Disney intellectual property.
My left hand in a claw shape to show all my nails, which are in a stripy rainbow of colours.
My left hand held in a short of claw shape so all the fingernails are visible. The nails are a mixture of stripes and spots in black, white and gold, and the first finger has an adorable little bumblebee on it.
POV of me(wearing a dress with planets on it and black and white doc martens) looking down at my feet, which have been thoroughly tangled up in the lead worn by a small ginger dog. The lead has also captured the dog's owner who is wearing black trousers and white shoes.
Two scotch eggs, one whole, the other cut in half.
Several flowers in mugs. The leftmost flowers are basically still white. The middle ones are tinged red and the right hand ones are tinged blue. There's a few more in the background that are plain white.
We’ve spent the last 48 hours coordinating the logistics and prep work necessary to get our soup run stationed at the GPO. When we got to the top of O’Connell Street, the Guards wouldn’t allow us to go through, but after much persuasion, they escorted us with a patrol car up to the GPO. Given the current situation, we truly appreciate them assisting us despite having their hands full. We arrived and were surprised that the queue was not as large as expected. When we got there, a lot of people thought that we wouldn’t be able to get through. Soon the word got out and the queue became much longer. Everything went well; we had a lot of food and donations. A huge shout out to little Amelia who came to our office and donated €50 from her birthday money as well as her Easter eggs—such kindness and beauty in such a young child. A credit to her mammy and daddy. Tonight took a deeply upsetting turn. As we were finishing our service, we were approached by a group of five or six individuals carrying Irish flags. They began shouting xenophobic rhetoric, telling us this country is "only for the Irish," that we don't belong here, and that we should "go home." In a beautiful show of solidarity, those around the GPO immediately spoke up, asserting that we are Irish. However, the situation turned hostile. Our Chairperson and founder was targeted with verbal abuse and told to "go back where she came from"—despite being from Coolock. It was clear that because she wears a hijab, her identity as an Irish woman was being questioned.
Picture of Bosco, a beloved Irish children's puppet of yore, with red hair and rosy red cheeks. They are wearing a flat cap, a green and white striped jumper, a yellow jacket, dark blue trousers with a patch on one knee and yellow wellyboots. They are standing in a field of some sort of vegetable, holding a shovel and with a wheelbarrow beside them. The caption on this image reads "I stand with the farmers 🚜 🧑‍🌾 🐓
On this day 9 years ago Liselle Nic Giollabháin retweeted Carl Kinsella(@TVsCarlKinsella) Hey girl, are you the treoracha and ceisteanna a ghabhann le Cuid A of My scrúidpháipéar? Cos I want I lay you anois go cúramach.
A close up of the pattern on a pinafore dress. It's got a kind of vintage tattoo vibe, and everything is all brightly coloured with slogans like "trans rights" and "love wins"
A pair of pearl drop earrings
My left hand, with my fingernails all visible. My manicure is a bunch of tiny books on a background of light pink and purple
Benoit Blanc, as seen in Glass Onion, wearing a blue and white striped shirt with a jaunty yellow neckerchief. The caption reads "It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth."
No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away-until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone's life, they say, is only the core of their antiques existence.
A bag of compost bearing the slogan "Enriched Compost with added John Innes".
A picture of a receipt from topping up my leap card. According to the receipt I topped up by twenty euro, leaving me with a balance of minus five million euro, give or take. Also visible are my nails which are blue and sparkly and one has flowers on it. They're adorable.
A black woman wearing a whiteish dress and a straw hat with a massive brim. Seriously it's enormous. Gargantuan. Has to be at least two or three feet in diameter. You could conceivably use it as a picnic blanket in a pinch.
A printout of instructions for an embroidery project. On the left are diagrams for the different stitches involved. On the right is a picture of what the finished project should look like.
A spotlight is on a redhead in a green and purple dress who points her hand in the air and shouts "sisters!". Behind her are a woman with long blonde hair and one with dark purple hair, both wearing shades of red and pink and both screaming excitedly and looking a bit giddy.
A screenshot of a silver phallic object with a spiky flared base sold by Nordic Nest International.
A blonde woman on a stage with glittering scenery behind her. She is wearing a sedate dark dress with a high neck and long sleeves. When she spreads her arms the dress vanishes and is replaced by a sparkly pale blue number with a slit skirt and a lower neckline.
Ireland's beloved ninth president, Michael D "Miggeldy" Higgins. He is standing at a podium and wearing a purple, red and yellow robe over a suit and snappy tie. He has a floppy black hat with a yellow tassle on.
A close up picture of my nails which are pink and sparkly
Caption reads "Study Reveals Dinosaurs Were Fluffier, More Birdlike and Chubbier Than Movies Suggest." The image shows three biggish dinosaurs(triceratops on the right and I can't identify the others) and two teeny ones, all of whom are fluffy and chonky and begging for a cuddle. The triceratops has big rosy cheeks. I cannot overstate how much I want one right now.
A sideboard/TV stand made of wood. It has two drawers in the centre and shelves on either side. There's a bunch of clutter on the shelves including various books, a handheld vacuum cleaner, a hanging heart ornament and a stack of DVDs.
Screenshot of a Merriam-Webster skeet with a green box saying Prosperous
A screenshot of Merriam- Webster tweet reading Your 2026 Word: GOAT
A mirror.
A picture of a wooden sideboardy thing with various bits of clutter on the shelves
Yer one from Arrested Development "good for her" meme but with the word "her" scribbled out and the word "us" written in above it.
Y'know, I'm not actually sure what this is. A spider-robot of some sort? The important thing is that it's got laser eyes and has used them to explode a different possibly-spider-robot with a union jack superimposed on it. The caption reads "Ciúnas, Tan" which translates to "Silence, Tan".
A man dressed in black leather sitting on a motorbike with a gun in his hand. In red at the top of says Schwarzenegger, at the bottom Terminator 2 Judgement Day
A very weirdly melted candle. On either side a long strip of wax has detached and curled downwards giving a sort of angry-person-with-their-hands-on-their-hips vibe, if you squint. Or maybe like a bodybuilder showing off their muscles.
A picture of a tiny baby making a sceptical expression more suited to someone at least a decade and a half their senior. This is Elora Danann, a character from Willow, reacting to Madmartigan claiming that he knows the first thing about looking after babies.
A cross stitch of a wee pink Pokemon. Approximately three weeks before her sixth birthday, my niece got super into Pokemon. Being the World's Greatest Auntie(tm), I of course ask which one is her favourite, and when she responds that her favourite is unquestionably the Little Pink Fucker*, I find a pattern and stitch like a demon to have it finished in time. But then. Several days before her birthday she casually mentions that her favourite Pokemon is Little Yellow Fucker. "But Niece!" sez I "You said to me that you're favourite one was Little Pink Fucker!". She stops what she's doing, thinks for a moment, and responds "Oh yeah. I must have been confused that day." 🤦🏻‍♀️ *I genuinely can't remember any of their names, sorry
Santa and Robert Smith shaking hands. Does Santa have a very Woody Harrelson vibe to him or is that just me? Anyway, the caption reads "An historic moment: Santa and Robert Smith reach an agreement that will allow goths to b celebrate Christmas."
Double room: €725 + bills Deposit: €625 + €100 household fee(non-refundable) The household fee covers items already provided in the house such as duvets, pillows, kitchen utensils etc
A tweer from @EliLizzieLizbet song Embrace imparted syndrome. Revel in the fact you have fooled everyone. You are a Trickster Goddess. You are the Imposter Child for Deception and Clever Ruses.
Screenshot of a podcast that is no longer deemed a likely danger to my phone. Huzzah!
Screenshot claiming that the site I'm trying to visit is not secure
An electric blue Doc Marten with a big old hole ripped in the back. Also visible is the bottom of one of my favourite dresses, black with planets and stars and shit all over it
About this property Hello it's two lads living here mid 30's to mid 40's would be grand, this is a quiet house, I mean silent, like a library. If that's a problem then it's not for you. Everyone in this house loves Maria steen. Text me a single word which will be the Gaa team you are up for . And iii call you later today
A screenshot of a skeet with a picture of a Sky News story. Nigel Farage and Zack Polanski are pictured against a green background. Above them the caption reads "They are miles apart politically, but there is one thing Farage and Polanski have in common - anal...
A screenshot of a tweet. The picture shows a sign reading "If I could find a country that didn't take immigrants in I'd move there". Milo Edwards has retweeted with the comment "genuinely amazing that they're trying to be racist but they've actually just written a passable Marx brothers gag".