Matt Morrison

@senseistarman.com

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Librarian. Freelance writer/editor and comics historian. Cosplayer. General Know-It-All and Doctor of Many Things. KabOOOOOm. SuperHeroHype. No Flying, No Tights. Opinions are my own. He/him. https://linktr.ee/senseistarman

Dana Carvey as The Turtle Man in 2002's "The Master of Disguise."
Cover of 1996's DC Comics' crossover The Final Night.
Meme of the scene from Blazing Saddles where the villains are delayed by a fake toll booth, with Taggart shouting "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes."
Cosplayers dressed as Conan the Librarian and Evelyn from The Mummy (wrapped around his leg in the classic Frank Frazetta fashion) on a pile of books before a library reading room.
Cover of Superman/Batman #12, depicting Darkseid and corrupted Supergirl.
A poor quality photoshop of Swamp Castle from Monty Python and the Holy Grail before the reflecting pool turned swamp green by the feckless stupidity of Donald J. Trump. Standing before this is Prince Herbert (Terry Jones) and his father, the King of Swamp Castle (Michael Palin), also from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, during his great speech about how his castle is the strongest one in all the British Isles. "When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up." Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a fine movie although not so fine as “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, or “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink.” These Norwegian films are overlooked by the international press or at least those portions of it not devoted to films that combine the lore of Europena dentistry with intense action sequences. By Python (Monty) Pictures Ltd., 20, Fitzroy Square, London W1 England. And completed at Twickenham Film Studios, England. Copyright (c) 1974 National Film Trustee Company Lt. All Rights Reserved. The producers would like to thank the Forestry Commission Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cawdor Estates, Stirling University, and the people of Doune for their help in the making of this film. Signed RICHARD M. NIXON All rights reserved by the directors. Directed by 40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA) REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY and TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES
Cover of the book Leading the Unleadable: How to Manage Mavericks, Cynics, Divas, and Other Difficult People by Alan Willett.
Title card from The Marshall Chronicles
Deathstroke somehow getting a sword into Black Canary's mouth during a fight with Green Arrow. From Green Arrow (2001) #75.
President Barack Hussein Obama II, fencing with a toy lightsaber from Star Wars in front of a group of children while his wife, Michelle Robinson, looks on, hands on her hips, with mock disapproval.
Halsin, from the video game Baldur's Gate 3, frowning with disapproval.
Smeg and The Heads from Red Dwarf - the Timeslides episode.
Kermit the Frog, sitting on a park bench, saying "You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong. I mean, nothing you've said has been right!"
A John Constantine cosplayer pretending to be smoking next to a "No Smoking" sign. From Texas Frightmare Weekend 2026.
Two women in Hawaiian native dress doing a Hula dance, through the viewpoint of someone using binoculars. From the cartoon series Freakazoid.
Screen capture of why@bsky.team profile page, confirming that I have been blocked as someone who does not approve of AI, Crypto, and NFT.
Promotional image of the Arrowverse, featuring Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl, and Legends of Tomorrow.
Sibyl Danning and Lana Clarkson with Space Amazons in Amazon Women on the Moon.
Homer and Bart Simpson trying to get onto a helicopter, being pushed back by a man in an Itchy the Mouse costume who says "When you get to Hell, tell them Itchy sent you!"
Godzilla rips his way out of Galactus, as the Fantastic Four look shocked. From Godzilla: Infinity Roar #2.
Kermit the Frog, sitting on a park bench, saying "You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong. I mean nothing you've said has been right!"
A two panel spread of a scene from Babylon 5, with Londo Mollari arguing with his contemporary, Lord Refa. In the first panel, Londo says "Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts." In the second panel, Londo says "Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on 12 fronts." This is in reference to their aggressive Emperor.
Jay from Jay and Silent Bob, dictating to Silent Bob at an internet kiosk, saying "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers!"
Doctor Doom, astride his bear mount, Novak, looking like a boss.
Oliver Queen, Felicity Smoak and John Diggle from Arrow.
Christine Sullivan and Harry Stone from Night Court.
Members of the Manson "family" shown at pre-trial hearings in 1970 in Los Angeles. Credit : AP Photo
Black and white drawing of a warrior fighting a skeleton. What are the four core character classes?
Deathstroke and Dr. Sivani being horribly out of character in the Green Arrow/Black Canary Wedding Special.
Screenshot of Swarovski jeweler website, showing a crystal figurine of Donkey from Shrek.
George W. Bush standing before Mission Accomplished banner.
A screenshot of a Facebook feed and two posts. The top post shows a meme from Futurama Penniless Hippieposting and a picture of Donald Trump after he allegedly pooped his pants with a cartoon woman saying "What is that horrible stench?" The post under that is by Gail Simone, featuring a scan from the humor comic PLOP! The juxtaposition is that Simone is commenting on Trump pooping his pants, but it is just an amusing coincidence. Probably. It may be evidence of fell sorcery Gail Simone is using to manipulate my Facebook feed. But it might not be. Either way it is probably part of the sinister Bear Agenda that Stephen Colbert warned us about.
The caption " 'Consensual' BDSM", with two naked men saying "I consent" and a judge holding a riding crop saying "I don't."
Batman seemingly ambushed by supervillains. One of them says "You didn't think I'd come without reinforcements, did ya?" Batman says "Wish I thought of that," just before the Justice League knock down the door behind Batman. He smiles wickedly and says "Oh wait. I did."
Green Arrow and Black Canary kissing.
Box art for Dungeon Keeper 2.
Felicity Smoak and Oliver Queen in Arrow.
the text "this user really lovers this character" with a red arrow pointing at the poster's name and another red arrow pointing to the right, set over a white background of with pink hearts
Scene from Cheetah and Cheshire Rob the Justice League #5 where it used revealed Featherweight needs to be angry to access her superstrength.
Kermit the Frog saying "You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong. I mean, nothing you've said has been right!"
Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our time, fighting Samantha Strong, an anthro-morphic bear woman/serial killer, from the IDW horror comic Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees. From DC KO: Boss Battle #1.
Screen shot of AnimeCons.com and the Recent Additions section from January 2nd, 2026. This section includes listings for two cons from 2018 - OtakuFest 2018 and Penang Anime Matsuri 2018.
An owl, looking stoned.
Post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character you remind them of.
Box art for The Elder Scrolls I: Arena from 1994. Features an adventuring party consisting of one man in full plate with a great sword, one man in a robe with a dagger and a magical light in the other hand, one man in leather armor with a horny viking helmet, and one blonde woman with a katana clad in leather thigh boots, leather headband and a leather bikini with leather bracers that leaves most of her body uncovered.
The cover of A Semester In the Life of a Garbage Bag by Gordon Korman. It shows a young man with dark curly hair in jeans, a black leather jacket, blue jeans and a white t-shirt. His right leg is in a cast and he is on crutches, looking up to the sky as if to say "Why me?"
A fortune cookie slip with the words "Don't panic."
Noted alleged cocaine user Donald Trump Jr.
Deathstalker and Sultana fight with swords in Deathstalker 2.
Cartman from South Park asking for money like a televangelist.
Crow T. Robot, GPC, and Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Cartman from South Park, dressed as a preacher, telling his audience to come toward and put a dollar in his box.
Screenshot of clear bot account hijacking one of my posts.
Jade is confused by a baseball reference in Green Lantern #137.
Kyle Rayner and Jade fight in Green Lantern #119.
Interview with Jade from Green Lantern Secret Files #1.
Cosplayers dressed as Green Arrow and Black Canary.
Regina George from Mean Girls, with the caption "Stop trying to make Jared Leto Happen. It's not going to happen!"
Buzz and Woody from Toy Story, with the caption "PORN. PORN EVERYWHERE."