Seph Hallow

@sephhallow.bsky.social

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Writer. Met David Sedaris once. I don't think he enjoyed it. (they/them) sephhallow.com

A doe stands on a dry lawn in front of a house in Victoria, BC.
Fig, a corgi mix, sits curled up on a sofa, smiling.
Two figures reflected in a bathroom mirror. Alex, a white cis man with a beard and glasses, is on the left. He is shirtless, brushing his teeth, wearing a white plastic bucket on his head, and leaning towards Seph. Seph, a white non-binary person with glasses, side-eyes Alex suspiciously, while holding up their phone to take a pain the mirror. This is some of the wildest alt text I have ever had to write.
A pencil drawing of an analog alarm clock, beside the alarm clock used for reference. The perspective is odd, but it's definitely not the worst drawing. It is dated June 19th 2026.
Alex, a white man with a beard and glasses, sits in a bathtub, wearing a yellow safety helmet with attached ear protection. He is holding up a temperature sensor. Behind him sits a large ice cream maker.
A selfie of Seph, a white enby, with swelling in the upper right side of their mouth.
Fig, a corgi mix, curled up in the lilac covers of a bed, looking very snuggly and sweet.
Fig, a corgi mix, sat in the hallway, licking her chops. Dan, a white, masc-presenting enby with short, curly ginger hair and glasses , sits next to her, stroking her between the ears.
A screenshot of the Bluesky Moderation Service page. It shows that under Labels, any account labeled as "Rude" is automatically hidden. A "Rude" account is defined on the page as "Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose."
An account whose reply has been hidden, because Bluesky moderation has marked it as "Rude."
Fig, a corgi mix, lays on her back on the sofa, snuggled up into a pyjamaed thigh.
Fig, a corgi mix, laying on the grass with a stick she refused to bring back once it was thrown for her.
Fig, a corgi mix, stares straight down the barrel of the camera with an intense expression.
A close up of Fig, a corgi mix, whose eyes are staring off to one side like she's just a smidge crazy.
Fig, a corgi mix, looking wistfully up towards something off-camera.
Fig, looking up at the camera, with bits of leftover celery on the carpet. She will not eat all the celery, but she gets grumpy if not offered *some* celery.
Fig, a corgi-borer collie mix, lies on a sofa next to a pair of feet that are wearing Dimension 20 socks. Fig is black with white socks and tan features (including tan patches above her eyes that give her eyebrows).
A temporary street sign for the Ichigo Strawberry Festival. It is a big red arrow with "Ichigo" in gold lettering, and a cartoon of a white cat wearing a strawberry costume.
A close up of a tattoo of a young Vincent Price. There is a big, swollen red lump in the middle of the tattoo's forehead - a mosquito bite.
Seph, a non-binary trans person, shows off a tattoo sleeve featuring Day of the Tentacle figures. Beside this picture are two portraits from the back of their legs: Manny Calavera and Glottis, characters from Grim Fandango.
Alex, a white cis man with a beard and glasses, holds a standing fan over some bowls on a dinner table, using the fan to cool a broccoli gratin.
A young buck in the front lawn of a garden, chewing the grass. His horns are still fuzzy, but probably 10" long.
Fig, a small corgi, pops out under the steepled knees of Dan, a white non-binary masc person with a smile.
A black and white, full-length selfie of Seph Hallow, a white non-binary trans masculine person, taken in the lobby mirror of an old building in Victoria.
Fig, a corgi mix, stands looking sheepish besides the tatters of some celery sticks she mostly ate.
A bright teal patch sewn onto a black backpack. It is shaped like a tarot card, with the numerals XII at the top, and THE COFFEE at the bottom. The design in the middle shows two white hands reaching up towards stars, clouds, and an ice coffee with a straw. It is the single most millennial thing I own.
A Herschel backpack featuring 4 patches. In descending order: Patch 1: A derby skater next to the words "It's a BOUT time" Patch 2: A 3-eyed Garfield face. There is no additional context I can give to explain this, I'm sorry. Patch 3: A tombstone that reads, "Ronald Reagan's grave is a gender neutral bathroom." Patch 3: Plain black with white text. It reads: Thick Skull, thicker ass.
A picture of the inside of a chiller cabinet in a store. In the centre of the shelf is a glass bottle of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Iced Coffee.
Fig, a corgi mix who is black with a white belly and snout and tan patches, lays on her back, eyes up at the camera, leaning into the crux of a leg, as she is gently given belly rubs
Seph, a non-binary white person, wearing a silver-framed pair of Ray Bans indoors. The lenses are clear.
Fig the corgi looks lovingly at the camera.
Sephy, soaking wet, their hair plastered to their face, their glasses hanging from the neck of their t-shirt, which is soaked through to the skin.
A photo of a library bookshelf. The most prominent title reads: BITE YOUR FRIENDS.
A tampon bin for disposal in a public toilet, with a pair of googly eyes affixed. Disturbing.
A bright pink Little Lending Library. It has a triangular roof and the shelf inside where the books sit has some kind of fascinating bird landscape wallpaper - kind of like you might expect on a kitsch plate at your nan's
Fig, a black, tan and white corgi, glares directly into the camera with a very "how DARE you" look.
A cartoon of Seph, a white non-binary person, in a black tank top and glasses, sitting behind a laptop. They are streaming tears as they work, and a speech bubble shows the laptop is a wall of text.
Fig, a black white and tan corgi, snuggles her head into a pale mauve/purple duvet cover, looking half asleep.
A picture of an approximately 2-3ft statue in a front garden, of a duck-nana - like a mermaid, except the top half is a duck, and the bottom is a banana peel that the duck head is sticking out of. I saw this in my local area yesterday, and I salute the brave fools who chose to display it for the neighbourhood to enjoy.
Fig, a small corgi mix, standing beneath a flourish pale pink cherry tree.
A screen of a poem written on Keep Note. It is titled Grass Ambition. It reads: One day I will have a lawn to mow And I will let it grow Like shaggy hair underwater Billowing up towards the sun I'll invite my tiny neighbours to move in The wind and their invisible lives will make the lawn sway Waving reedy middle fingers at the scowlers over the picket fence I refuse to buzz cut a garden To shear my ambition Of a small patch of wild grass to call my own
A panel from Watchmen, where Dr Manhattan explodes someone into dust. The exploding human is saying "you have to take MY wild interpretation of your post very seriously!!!!!", while Dr Manhattan replies "no" and explodifies him. Damn alt text really means knowing your meme.
A photograph of Fig, a small corgi-border collie mix who is black with tan and white patches, walking outside on the end of a lead. She is smiling back at the camera.
A picture of a plate loaded with traditional British chips, battered fish, and a serving of mushy peas. Disgusting.
A screenshot of a Google result for "What does Slimer eat in Ghostbusters?" The answer, from Reddit, is: "In an extreme Ghostbusters episode, we do see him eat most of the equipment in the firehouse and later he barfs it all up undigested"
A green package of Twinkies "Mystery" Flavour. The Twinkie cream inside is green. I might be about to find out what the Hulk tastes like.
A screenshot from an email. It reads: "Your grade for 'Second Tape' has been updated. Your grade is: 29/30, 96.7%"
The face of a black/tan/white corgi, staring off to the side, her face pointed towards the edge of a laptop computer that can just be seen on the left side of the shot. She looks very serious.
A cartoon of Sephy, a white trans-masc. In the image they are saying: "With respect; I hear you, and despite these clashes would like to negotiate a reasonable and accommodating compromise we can all be happy and comfortable with-". At the same time, they are holding back an enormous, monstrous, disembodied angry red face with fangs, which is screaming "YOU BIGOT C*NT".
A very small corgi chases and bites soap bubbles.
A round sticker on a water bottle. Pingu faces off against the goose from Entitled Goose Game, each shouting their signature sounds: NOOT! NOOT! vs HONK! HONK!
A black/tan/white corgi happily looks into the eyes of a smiling white woman. The corgi's nose is just touching the woman's.
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A non binary person spooning a small black, tan and white corgi border collie mix dog. Both figures are happy and relaxed, looking up at the camera.