Septimus is Fucking Tired

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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/ื”ื™ื) In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here. 18+ โœก ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค

A photo of a cluster of small pink flowers against a blurry backdrop of raised beds and greenery.
A photo of a medium sized brown and black dog with one floppy ear, wearing a wrinkly Pride flag over her back.
A top-down shot of big boobs in a purple bra with flowers on it. In the picture I'm pulling my bra down a bit to show more cleavage.
A photo of the poster's lower leg, showing three color tattoos of an umbrella, a coin, and a hotdog.
A picture of a pie chart with two sections. One labeled "shame" and one labeled "guilt".
An error message from Bluesky reading "Not Found! Unable to connect. Please check your internet connection and try again." with a button to click to "try again" under the main text.
A meme called "the myth of consensual sex" featuring a half naked man and woman both saying "I consent" and a picture of a train saying "I don't". With the text "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" underneath it.
A GIF of a white man in a grey suit straightening his lapels and putting in a straw hat.
The movie poster for Kazablan (1973), starring Yoram Gaon.
A gif of a very young Robert Sean Leonard looking over his shoulder at the camera and smiling.
A screenshot cropped to show the BlueSky notification bell with 30+ written on it, and my profile picture next to it.
A black and white GIF of two white men standing on either side of a counter. One man is flipping through a magazine and saying "Shocking abuse of authority."
A photo of a tan and brown dog stretched out on some pink pillows.
The movie poster for My Hest Friend is a Vampire. Featuring a row of lockers, with the middle locker shaped like a coffin, with sneakers underneath it.
An image of the poster for the movie "Hostel", featuring a black medical/torture lookin implement on a grey background. The image has been altered to read "Hostel infoWars Takeover".
a very quick sketch of three coins, each with the number "10" on them.
A photograph of a grid of lockers in a bowling alley. Every other one is orange, and the lockers in between are cream colored.
A women with brown hair sits behind a cluttered desk and the words "Vital Information" appear in front of her.
A photo of two dogs. One sleeping curled up on a grey couch. The other dog standing over the first one and looking directly at the camera.
A picture of Patrick (a pink starfish) from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants. He is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and holding a phone to his face. The text says "No, this is cinder.".
A doodle of the "No Kings" logo, featuring a crossed-out crown and the words "no kings" written underneath.
Know your protest rights: 1. You don't need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don't need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks as long as you're not obstructing traffic or access to buildings. 2. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police. 3. If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries. 4. If you get stopped by the police, ask if you're free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away. 5. If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don't sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present. 6. If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement officer at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you'll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney - no matter your citizenship or immigration status. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS ACLU.
An image of a man and a woman in fancy dress. The man is holding a gun and saying "one plus two, plus one, plus two...".
A picture of a brown pitbull with a white belly sitting on a red couch. His mouth is opening and he's "smiling" wide with his tongue hanging out.
A photo of the boo "Transgender History" by Susan Stryker. There is a black pen and a yellow highlighter clipped to the cover of the book.
An image showing 13 bottles of vanilla extract (glass bottles with brown liquid and fancy white labels) on a floral patterned tablecloth.
Get to know me, 1 like = 1 answer 1. Do you have any nicknames? 2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten? 3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't? 4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not? 5. Biggest turn on? 6. What was your first job? 7. What was the last song you sang? 8. What is one of your most treasured memories? 9. What has overwhelmed you recently? 10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on? 11. What makes you feel appreciated? 12. Do you have trust issues? 13. Best concert you've ever been to? 14. Do you care what other people think of you? 15. What are your main hobbies? 16. Describe your dream home. 17. What is your strongest held belief(s)? 18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go? 19. What is your most attractive feature? 20. Do you believe in aliens? 21. Biggest turn off? 22. What has made you laugh the most lately? 23. Favorite animal? 24. What lyrics are currently stuck in your head? 25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive? 26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart. 27. Favorite comfort show? 28. Name one thing that always makes you angry. 29. Favorite type of weather? 30. What are you currently looking forward to?
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A photo of Septimus. A white person with shortish brown hair and brown eyes. They wear a ring through their bottom lip.
A photo of a white person laying in a tub full of orange liquid. Their face is showing but their hair is under the water.
A screenshot showing a list titled "Follow profiles: choose at least 5 profiles to follow." The profiles are: Governor Mike Braun @GovBraun, 52nd governor of the great state of Indiana. Proud Hoosier and Main Street Businessman. L3HarrisTeach @L3HarrisTech, We are the Trusted Disruptor in the defense industry. SECgov @SECgov, The SEC protects investors, maintains fair, orderly and efficient markets, and facilitates capital formation. Disclaimer: ow.ly/5hB230Hjhr. SECPaulSAtkins @SECPaulSAtkins, 34th Chairman of the SEC. Championing innovation, investor confidence and dynamic capital markets that power the American economy. Views are my own. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, @Secwar. The screenshot cuts off there with a "next" button at the bottom.
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A photo of two menorahs on a blue glass tray. The Menorah in the back is shaped like a lion, and then menorah in front is styled to look like the city of Jerusalem. Each is set up and lit for the first night of Hanukah.
A GIF of Abed from Community (a thin, brown-skinned man) saying "Of all the timelines this is clearly the darkest, which is why I propose we commit to being evil".
A photo of a brown dog laying on a grey and white blanket. The dog is wearing a blue collar and holding her leg over her nose. She is deeply asleep.
A photo of a brown pitbull with a white belly. A white person's hand is on his neck. He is wearing a pink and white collar with candles printed on it.
A picture of a small menorah with a section blacked out. The menorah has a picture of a menorah on it, and a carving of the western wall.
A picture of a smiling white woman wearing a large sunhat and playing with the straw of a drink.
A fake "I voted" sticker, which is a round white circle with red text reading "I voted gay".
A picture of an "I voted" sticker which has a white background and red text reading "I voted yay" in a childish script.
LOCAL FOOD PANTRIES Updated and verified 10/23/2025 Important Announcement: Due to the ongoing government shutdown, it has been confirmed that if the government does not reopen by November 1, all SNAP (food stamps) benefits in Arizona will be suspended until the government reopens. Please being preparing now, as the need for community food resources is expected to increase after November 1. The following list includes food distribution sites available to help families. Borderlands POWWOW Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints 4125 W. Baseline Road 11/8/2025. 8-11 AM In-person/Drive-thru style. City Hope - Phoenix Center 1640 West Camelback Road Phone: 480-686-8408 Tuesday & Thursday 2-5 pm, Saturday 9 am - 12 pm Documents required: AZ identification, Water bill, power bill, or lease. Creighton Communities Excelencia School - 2818 E. McDowell Rd DRIVE-THRU PICK UP FOOD BOX DISTRIBUTION Every Sat, starts @ 9am, first come, first served, while supplies last. Enter @ 24th St & Wiletta. Text CREIGHTON to 602.888.3770. Laveen Mobile Pantry Christ Church of the Valley (Laveen) 4343 W. Baseline Rd. When: 8-10 a, the first Thursday Monthly. Mountain Park, Baseline Jesse Owens Clinic 325 East Baseline Rd, Phone 602-243-7277, 3rd Friday of every month, 9-11 am. Nutritious food boxes w/meat included. Nourish Phoenix 501 S. 9th Ave (602) 254-7450 Food boxes and clothing, no appointment needed for food services. **FORMULA AND DIAPERS AVAILABLE** Monday - Friday 9-11 am, AZ identification & water bill, power bill, or lease. Phoenix Resource Center 2632 W. Augusta Ave. Phoenix AZ 85051. (602) 346-2300. Monday 8:30 am - 12:30pm. Tuesday 12:30 pm - 4:30 pm. Notes: 1 food box per month. West Phoenix Mobile Pantry - Phoenix Rescue Mission's Donation Warehouse 2515 N. 34th Drive. When 9-11am 2nd & 4th Saturdays.
A photo of a protest sign that reads "Read Books, Walk Dogs, Fight Fascists".
A picture of a protest sign that says "No (picture of a penis) Tators". The penis has a crown on the head.
The image has two panels featuring the same three people. An older white man in a suit, a brown haired white woman in a blouse and a back view of a black man they are speaking to. In the first panel the woman says "Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place." In the second panel she continues "because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide".
A two panel screenshot of a carton show. In both panels a man with purple spikey hair is stirring a pot on the stove. There is a woman in a bathrobe in the doorway to that room. In the first panel she asks "It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?" In the second panel the man answers: "Because I've lost control of my life." .
A spreadsheet of Septimus's hobbies, broken down by category (or gardening) And then subcategory (ie houseplants)
a two panel comic featuring a small dog sitting at a table surrounded by flames. In the first panel there is overlay text reading: "Me, facing deep depression and existential dread". The second panel features a close up on the dog with a text bubble reading: This is fine"
An image of Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons. He is sitting alone on a bus seat and the text reads: "*chuckles* I'm in danger."
An image from The Simpsons, showing the character of Milhouse standing in floodwaters and holding his hands up, looking excited and happy, the text reads "Everything's coming up Bird!"
A screenshot of a blusky post from user Amanda Delcambre ( @amandacelc.bsky.social ) which reads "Bring a 'Charlie Kirk Gun Reform' bill to the house (mandatory waiting period, mental health checks, written and observation tests, etc) and let's see where the votes fall.
A screenshot of a post from Truth Social where Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) says: "What's with Russia violating Poland's airspace with drones? Here we go!". It has 49 "reTruths" and 215 likes, posted on 9/10/25, 4:0ppm. That post is quote-posted by used MAKS 25 @maks23.bsky.social with a line of emoji eyeballs as the only text. That repost was from 9/10,25 @ 11:14am.
A picture of an orange serrated knife on a wooden cutting board. The knife has an orange handle and pictures of pumpkins on the blade.
A picture of a brown shepherd type dog stretching out on a purple couch. Her back legs face up, and her front legs face off to the side. Her eyes are closed.
An image of a white woman standing in front of a drinks dispenser labeled "shrimp!". She is saying: "Nobody try the mystery flavor, it's radioactive..."
A cartoon of a white figure in a red robe and gold crown (The King of Town from Homestar Runner) standing in an empty field.
A video of a white person with their eyes closed, reciting the continuation of the lyrics to 'All the Nations of the World' from The Animaniacs. There is a yellow stuffed octopus behind them.
A post from an account called Common White Girl (@girlposts) that says "I want to chill but I also want to learn 5 languages"
A picture from the Lion King of three animated hyenas with the text "No King, No No King, La-La-La"