DJ Saramanda

@serenityfound.bsky.social

127 Followers 76 Following

Angry, sleepy, creaky former higher ed professional just trying to make it through. TV, dogs, social justice, & goofiness. #ToastieTwitter #feminist #ace #acab #blm #supporttransyouth

Timeline screenshot of @savasavasava "ugh against my better judgement I guess I'm rooting for England now" above a repost of @jessespector "'now i have to root for england' disgusting. listen to yourself. stop it. get some help."
Screenshot of a text where I ask my mom about the mystery object AND SEND A VIDEO, with her reply "There's a wrapped thing that jangles?"
Said boiled egg
Many boxes of a cheeses fondue in a Japanese grocery store freezer
A very sweaty person fans themselves while a dear nibbles on grass in the far background.
Closeup of a cute fluffy tortoiseshell cat sleeping after, once again, choosing violence. This time, against her harness.
Black and white photos of kinds on old CRT monitors at school.
Photo of a white light switch with black writing on the plate "Not Touch Please"
A glorious (if very slightly underdone) stack of three pecan pancakes on a white plate, topped with chopped pecans and a generous dusting of powdered sugar. Butter and syrup cups in the background, blurred to highlight the main event.
Photo of Ezri Dez from DS9 with a speech bubble at the bottom of the frame. Next post under it reads " "talk to yourself the way you would talk to a friend" umm why would i do that? my friends are all perfect angels & I am god's least favorite slug"
Side eye from a cat named Margie, while she is sitting atop a crossword puzzle I'm trying to work on.
Fully loaded dinner plate covered in tin foil, upon which is written the note "FOR SARALYNS ONLY! (No Margies!)". Margie is the name of our cat.
Our cat stretched out real funny on her back on the heated mat, eyes slitted smarmily
Tightly-focused close up of a cluster of limes on a branch of a tree in a Sicilian hotel courtyard.
Person in green shirts spins around to whip a piñata to the ground, but does a loud squeak when it just shoots off on its own.
Text message exchange ME: I was going to go to drinks with folks but dilly-dallied too long talking with someone and don't know where the rest of the group went :laughing crying emoji: So I'm heading home Noel: Oh noooo can you not message someone?! Me: I don't have any of their numbers! And I'm not LinkedIn messaging someone "where's the bar?" Plus I have a tiny headache so it's for the best anyway Noel: [quotes the message about not LinkedIn messaging someone about the bar] LIKE YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST ONE
A curly-haired, spectacled person in a mask standing inside a hot, crowded cà phê place with pretty lanterns hanging from the ceiling
Sleepy little baby girl with a rare blep
An enormous Tacoma Police Department Humvee/tank parked for display/exploration at the Juneteenth Celebration.
Window curtain with a backlit silhouette of a stretched out floofer behind it, two paws sticking out
A tortishell cat half in/half out of a green felt cubby on a cat tree, nosing a spring loaded to the platform.
A very cozy cat laying atop both of us.
Two people on the Narita Express, very happy for this trip, excited to see their cat, and also very sad to be leaving Japan.
Three food delivery robots at Gusto (which are vaguely shaped like cats with digital cat faces) stand facing each other, trying to decide how to move. They stood like this for so long a human server had to bring our desserts.
A crane statue and street in Kinosakionsen from just outside the train station.
Saralyn (in a mask) looking very happy at a counter seat with the Togetsukyō Bridge and river behind them.
Tokyo Tower from Foottown.
A pretty young Japanese lady promotes the Toho Cinema Instagram account on a movie theater screen.
Two very tired people in masks smiling with their eyes, a huge mural at Narita Airport of Pokemon with the text "Welcome to JAPAN" behind them
A tuckered out dog stretched out on it's side on a rug after the stressful "leaving the shelter" experience.
HeroForge image of a tattooed wood elf with two hand axes, a great axe on their back, and holding a glowing sword with an absolutely himbo look of shock on their face.
A man in a suit with the head of a concerned spaniel (dog) stands on a beach, with text overlay "A small amount of laughter is most likely pleasant."
Someone in the crowd standing in front of a beautiful mural of Manny Ellis holds up a sign reading "I can't breathe, sir," some of Manny's last words as he was murdered by police.
Selina Kyle from Veep with crazy eyes, laughing nervously and saying "What the fuck?" discretely
Miracle Max from The Princess Bride saying "Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice M.L.T. - Mutton, Lettuce, and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that."
A dark tortoiseshell cat laying on a green afghan.
Screenshot of the audiobook for "A Stitch in Time," the ST Deep Space Nine tie-in novel from the perspective of Garak written and read by the actor who played him.
Bathroom stall ad for IV fluids as a hangover treatment, including mobile services
A person with mask, curly hair, and glasses with Chauhan Ale & Masala House in Nashville behind them, a delightful mix of the restaurant's Indian decor festooned with Halloween decorations.
Glorious queen-size bed with a painting of Dolly Parton highlighted above it, festooned by a mini four poster bed curtain deal
Car pulled up on an embankment, sitting in the ivy between two small trees. If you look really closely you can see something missing beyond the driver side wheel well.
Title screen reading Friday the 13th
A s'mores (s'more?) and a can of Rainier beer on a coffee table with Friday the 13th playing on the TV behind