Steven E Schend

@seschend.bsky.social

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Word wrangler and worldbuilder Former TSR & WotC staff editor & designer

Fantastic Four issue 197 Reed Richards vs the Red Ghost
Ori, eater of everything, continues to make her saving throw vs grokking that we outside to eliminate
Sgt Schulz, Col Klink, & Col Hogan of Hogan’s Heroes all cover their faces TRIPLE FACEPALM Sometimes a double facepalm can't completely describe the amount of fail
Calvin & Hobbes strip DAD FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE AND FOR ALL YOU DO HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! READY? OK, GIVE ME A NICE SMILE. THAT'S GOOD. ONE... TWO... ...THREE Click MY HAIR'S GETTING MESSED UP. DAD! う
Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster trade a knock knock joke. KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? AHH! AHH WHO? WEREWOLVES OF LONDON!
browsethestacks Supergirl And The Legion Of Super-Heroes by Sarah Leuver
From SipsTea community on Reddit Sam Altman: "We are deploying responsibly developed Al to liberate humanity from menial labor and usher in an era of unparalleled creativity and abundance." Naomi Klein response: " You ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation, and without credit, to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed. You are not liberating human creativity - you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft training data." @think_and_exist
OUR 40= ANNIVERSARY EXPLOSIVE EXTRA-LENGTH NOVEL! 40c ALL NEW! SUPERMAN NO.338 AUG. SUPERMAN-STOP! YOUR EXPERIMENTAL RAY MAY DESTROY THE BOTTLE-CITY! TOO LATE, SUPERGIRL! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER KANDOR MUST BE ENLARGED!
Roy Scheider in JAWS Caption: We’re Going to Need a Smaller Violin
Dusky skinned bald man in wizards robes with trimmed Van Dyke beard; he has a ragged scar across left eye and a gem replaces that eye
Liberty Belle and Liberty Bell by Jerry Ordway
Jack Kirby cover of CAPTAIN AMERICA #1 HAPPY 4TH OFJULY HERE IS A PICTURE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE.
Bag of Higher Grounds coffee “Justice” blend
I forgot what eight was for
Roy Scheider in Jaws Caption: We’re Goinng to Need a Smaller Violin
Substack post of a parent telling one child about another “He’s telling you about it because he’s excited, not because he thinks you don’t know…”
My daughter in her Supergirl jammies
Princess Leia inside a blood vessel Help us, cholesterol. You're our only hope.
Heads in jars of many Doctors Horrible Brown (Back to Future) Manhattan Who IV and at least four others Howser Octopus
Kermit the frog drinking water “Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11am and November first”
Cosmic Boy by Mike Grell
May your Birthday be filled with merriment and shenanigans. But mostly shenanigans. som ee cards
Thomas the Tank Enginw with scowling face THOMAS HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH BULLSHIT
Silver Age Computo robot from Legion of Superheroes with possessed Danielle Foquartt in foreground
Bluesky License Been on bsky since 2023
Dave Cockrum original sketch from 1992 NYC Comic Con of Bouncing Boy
Tiger attacking man in tree I'M TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT ANY FROSTED FLAKES! BUT THEY'RE GRRREAT!
Waffle House sign lettering of BLACKSTAFF TOWER
Image of Elon Musk in a car with caption “I dare you to name one thing that Elon Musk can’t buy”
George Perez fanzine art from 1979 of Krypton exploding in background behind Superman and Supergirl, back cover/left hand of piece having collage of Phantom Zone villains, Krypto, the bottled city of Kandor
Exhausted Lockjaw bringing She-Hulk to many beaches across the world...
Mechanized Organism Designed Only (for) Killing aka MODOK
A fascinating book that has been forgotten; could easily be done with a companion volume bringing Atlantis Chronicles back into print too
While it's not as great an epic as Robinson's Starman to follow, Stern & Lyle crafted a solid and fun Starman for the 90s that deserves remembering
Swamp Thing movie poster with Adrienne Barbeau being carried through a swamp by title character (miss encrusted humaniform
Alien comes to door EARTHLING, WE WANT YOU! Man’s response with a smile OH, HAPPY DAY!
Colossal Boy at Giant size smashes through the viewscreen of an attacking spaceship
Statue of Peter Porker the Spectacular Spider-Ham Sign: DO NOT TOUCH SPIDER-HAM
Roy Scheider from Jaws We’re gonna need a smaller violin
THE INVADERS 12 30¢ MARVEL COMICS GROUP THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF WORLD WAR TWO! INVADERS (title) Woman in red mask and yellow bodysuit runs toward Nazis in foreground GET OUT OF MY WAY, INVADERS! SPITFIRE WILL HANDLE THOSE NAZIS!!
Robin & Batgirl in wedding themed costumes Batman family 11
Odin, Loki, & Thor head into battle BUT HOW BETTER FOR A GOD TO DIE SURTUR OF MUSPELHEIM, THAN FACING FEARFUL ODDS: AND WHEN BETTER TO DIE THAN WITH A MAN'S SONS BESIDE HIM! Odin: FOR ASGARD! Thor: FOR MIDGARO! Loki: FOR MYSELF!
Black and white Kitten glaring at viewer. Handmade crayon sign in background says “Welcome Home Romy & Michelle” Caption: You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose violence. Go batshit insane. Do it for the plot. Creator Unknown; found on Facebook
LOIs LANE Featuring "The BATTLE BETWEEN SUPERMAN, NOW THAT 1 HAVE SUPER-LOIS and SUPER-LANA!" SUPER-POWERS YOU'LL WANT ME FOR A WIFE! NO! ME! I HAVE SUPER-POWERS, TOO! LOIS! LANA! STOP FIGHTING! BOTH LOIS AND LANA HAVE GAINED PERMANENT SUPER-POWERS!
HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP- - - - EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!
Wendell “Quasar” Vaughn & his many costumes
Spoof ad of Gowron Law office
One day you're gonna tell us all how a preacher khows so damn much about crime Ron Glass as Shepherd Book on Firefly Juxtaposed with Ron Glass as Detective Ron Harris on Barney Miller
Sesame Street’s Ernie facepalms BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTERS W. T. and F.
Absorbancy Boy burning his way through a wall
Sequence of Dr River Song time traveling to WWII Germany to kill Hitler. Nazis: “What are you doing here?” River: “Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought—gosh, the Third Reich’s a bit rubbish. I think I’ll kill the Fuhrer! Who’s with me?” It’s much funnier in Alex Kingston’s delivery
FORGET ABOUT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN WORRY ABOUTTHE DUMBASS APOCALYPSE, IT'S ALREADY UPON US
Spoof Doctor Who poster as if it were created in the early ‘40s KARLOFF - LUGOSI The MYSTERIOUS DOCTOR WHO FAY WRAY, LIONEL ATWIL ROBOT ZOMBIES ATTACK THE WORLD 15 Chapters THROUGH SPACE AND TIME BELA LUGOSI AS THE MASTER FAY WRAY as SARAH ROSE LIONEL ATWELL as THE BRIGADIER
Fletcher Hanks’ gonzo Golden Age comics of Leopard Women flying on giant saurians
Leave It to Chance issue 2 St George the dragon breathes fire to protect a frightened Chase Falconer behind him
Pic of gorilla soldiers from Planet of the Apes (1968) If I ran NASA, it would be mandatory for the ground crew to be dressed as apes when the space shuttle lands.
Lovely juxtaposition of Chancellor Gowron of the Klingon Empire above a banner proclaiming He is Risen
Neal Adams Chuck
The Ladies Robinson (Judy, Maureen, & Penny) from Lost in Space
Composite Superman as a giant fighting Superman, Batman, & the Legion of Superheroes (Princess Projectra, Wildfite, Lightning Lad, Cosmic Boy, Colossal Boy, Shrinking Violet, Saturn Girl)