Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything

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Lyricist, librettist, dramaturg...mensch? I haven't updated my website (sethdoesthings.com) since the Obama administration. Aspiring alter kocker and freelance know-it-all.

A frame from The Simpsons: Bart reading the words "In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts."
Bart Simpson informing Lisa that he is familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
David Corenswet, handsome actor, looking oddly like Wentowrth Miller
TO HELP MAINTEIN PROPER RESTROOM OPERATION, PLEASE DO NOT DEPOSE OF PAPER TOWELS, TOILET PAPER, TISSUES, OR ANY OTHER ITEMS IN THE URINALS.
Alfred Molina as Sam Cooper in The Boroughs
DESTRUCTOID Home News The average American gamer is a 37-year-old white man, new study says
A fortune cookie fortune reading "brace Mondays as a fresh start to chase your aspirations."
Enjolras makes some sort of speech in front of two other Barricade Boys. His hair is incredible. Alex Timbers eat your heart out.
obscure Legion of Super-Heroes character Arm-Fall-Off-Boy (an orange-skinned man wearing a purple tank top and a purple helmet with a red gem on the forehead) tears off his own left arm while saying "My power will astound you! Observe as I detach my limb--"
John Legend-Lynn Nottage Musical Imitation Life Sets Dates Off-Broadway
a black duffle bag overflowing with cash. embroidered white lettering reads "SPACEBALLS: THE MONEY"
the cast list for the forthcoming film of OCTET: Amanda Seyfried as Jessica, Rachel Zegler as Velma, Sheryl Lee Ralph as Paula, Phillipa Soo as Karly, Gaten Matarazzo as Toby, Jonathan Groff as Henry, Tramell Tillman as Marvin, and Paul-Jordan Jansen as Ed.
a spam Facebook comment from someone named Eva Kingi, reading "For HIV aids cure Dr George Herpescure"
Garrett Morris yelling
four gunslingers from the film SILVERADO: Danny Glover, Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn, and Kevin Costner
still from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3 Episode 7: Charlie, ranting about getting a job as Frank looks on
Hat McCullough, a character from South Park who killed 27 children "in self defense". A cartoon of a white man with scraggly, shoulder-length red hair and a five o'clock shadow, wearing a blue top, gray pants, and black boots. He definitely looks like a guy who would kill 27 children.
A chanukkiah, all eight candles (and the shamash) lit
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a small black goat in a person's hand, looking disappointed. caption: THE GOAT IS DISPLEASED WITH YOU"
The original Broadway cast recording of RAGTIME
Headline from The Guardian: "Chemical linked to low sperms count, obesity and cancer found in dummies, tests find"
A picture of actor/singer/Jewess Tovah Feldshuh.
from an episode of COMMUNITY: a cake iced with the words "Hello during a random dessert the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus"
PBOL headline: "'This Literally Was Not Possible 30 Years Ago': Billy Porter and Marisha Wallace on Leading CABARET as Black Actors"
Actor Adam Goldberg in the film THE HEBREW HAMMER: a white Jewish man with a beard and mustache, wearing black and carrying a gun, with a large gold chai on a necklace